Good Question. As you may have realized by now, SE isn't the most user friendly site, is it. Many an SEer has been lost to the page of death (AKA post #0)... but their suffering need not be in vain. I have stolen from collaborated with some of the very finest minds of SE to bring you (my new best friend) copy-n-paste SE HTML. Now you can live life in style like many a fine and dandy SE "veteran" user. That's right friend, here are the proverbial keys for good ol' SE. Have fun.

P.S. If you think that there are any profiles that have handy tricks, or I should include something I might have missed and might be nice to have on here, please feel free to PM me!

<div style="margin:0px; padding:0px; border:2px solid #000; -webkit-border-radius:9px; -moz-border-radius:9px; border-radius:9px; text-align:center;"><a style="display:block; cursor:pointer; margin:0px; padding:0px; font:9px monospace;" onclick="nss=this.nextSibling.style; fc=this.firstChild; sss=this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style; if(nss.display!='') { nss.display=''; sss.display='block'; fc.innerHTML='-'; this.title='Hide'; } else { nss.display='none'; sss.display='none'; fc.innerHTML='+'; this.title='Show';}" title="Show"><b style="background:#000; color:#fff; padding:0px 20px; border:2px solid #000;">+</b></a><div style="text-align: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 10px; display: none; ">
STUFF TO HIDE GOES HERE!
</div><a style="cursor: pointer; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 9px/normal monospace; display: none; " onclick="this.previousSibling.style.display='none'; this.style.display='none'; this.previousSibling.previousSibling.firstChild.innerHTML='+'; this.previousSibling.previousSibling.title='Show';" title="Hide"><b style="background:#000; color:#fff; padding:0px 20px; border:2px solid #000;">-</b></a></div>

(You might have to reload the page once for the hidey box to work)

<a href=" TYPE URL HERE "> TYPE LINKED TEXT HERE </a> Plain text may follow here.


A RESULTING EXAMPLE:
Click here to go to the SE main page.

<img src=" THE PICTURE URL GOES HERE ">


A RESULTING EXAMPLE:


As always, please upload your picture onto an image-hosting service (photobucket, imageshack, tinylink... etc.) and use their URL to avoid hotlinking. <3

<img src=" THE GIF URL GOES HERE ">


A RESULTING EXAMPLE:

As always, please upload your picture onto an image-hosting service (photobucket, imageshack, tinylink... etc.) and use their URL to avoid hotlinking. <3

1)Paste the HTML you want to have people copy.

2)Replace all < with & l t ;no spaces between bold characters.

3)Replace all > with & g t ; no spaces between bold characters.

i.e. The & l t ; b & g t ; in your profile editing box is now visible as <b> at the top of your profile once you submit it.

Please note: Regarding the Edit Box in your profile... ALL the visible HTML you just made in your profile will turn back into HTML code within the edit box of your newly updated profile... As such, I recommend keeping an external backup handy. I email myself a copy and paste version using Gmail (BEFORE I hit submit and all the & l t ; type stuffs are converted to HTML) .

A small one page board is here or a larger page can be found here.

Do yourself a favor and go download Rojo^'s lilmookie's awesome SE enhancer Sensible Facial.

Or, go to Composer Nate's lilmookie's off-site SE HTML Site..

Or, why not run by foobar's lilmookie's profile and pick up...

SEkillfile that will let you remove comments from unpleasant users and all replies to them from SE. Now works with Chrome!

Or, download SE Extra Mods so you can add extra post mods to comments +1 Hot Pr0n, +1 Good, -1 Illegal Pr0n et cetera.

This profile is a compilation of:
1) Composer Nate's off-site profile
2) Rojo^'s amazing SE tweekeries,
3) The Anklyest* Ankylosaur of them all, Mr. Ankylosaur,
4) The always sassy foobar...
5) Others.

*Ankylosaur now comes with HideyBox IntelXpand® w/ SmartSnap™ technology (Patent Pending) (v.2012-01-24) automagically™ snaps you to the top of the HideyBox, for EZ-Read® EnjoyMax™. (Based on suggestion by mrcucumber.)

Visit Composer Nate's site for tips on embedding sounds, pics, videos, drop down spoiler menus and a swanky SE HTML practice board!

All Most of all this comes from Composer Nate's profile and site. Thanks Nate!

How Lilmookieesquire Learned to Stop Worrying and Say "Mookie":

KingPellinore said @ 8:54pm on 22nd Jun [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
I have a cat...or, more accurately, my wife has a cat.

After 5 years of cleaning up cat vomit and cleaning the litterbox, if I ran across a story about cat torture...

I'd probably start masturbating.
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rndmnmbr said @ 1:33am on 20th Feb - moderate/reply
People on school boards tend to be parents, and parents are fucking obsessive. There's no obscenity or horror a parent would not happily perform for the safety and happiness of their crotch-droppings. Man, I've fucking seen it. Have a child, and all reason goes out the window in favor of this brand-new resource sponge.
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robotroadkill said @ 7:18pm on 2nd Jul [Score:1 Underrated] - moderate/reply
"a boy first sees porn today is 11" Ooh, big deal. Kids younger than that used to sleep in the same bed as their boning parents in their one-room cabin back in the day.

pleaides said @ 7:24pm on 2nd Jul [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
Something you'd like to talk about? ;)

robotroadkill said @ 2:41am on 3rd Jul [Score:1 Insightful] - moderate/reply
I don't talk about it without the puppets.
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radioelectric said @ 4:45pm on 25th Aug [Score:1 Insightful] - moderate/reply
They want to achieve something extraordinary, whether that is becoming famous, saving lives or having interesting "adventures" etc. The eventual "settling down" that occurs when people get real jobs, their own places, marry, etc. feels an awful lot like "giving up" - setting their lives on rails, and abandoning a shot at something that might have given them a life they were proud of.
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Bek said @ 4:57pm on 25th Aug [Score:1 Insightful] - moderate/reply
...it's hard to afford to move out on $10/hr when you've got student loans and car payments going on, mainly due to a choice you made when you were to young and stupid to know better and no one bothered to be honest with you.
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structured_spirits said @ 9:19am on 26th Aug - moderate/reply
Yah I'm not really sure that the gay community is all that glad to have him. He's basically been working to help oppress them for years. Are people really willing to forgive and forget?

papango said @ 9:30am on 26th Aug - moderate/reply
Yeah, he's got a lot of make-up dick to suck.

sanepride said @ 9:55am on 26th Aug - moderate/reply
Does it count as punishment if he enjoys it

papango said @ 10:12am on 26th Aug [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
It's not about punishment, it's about apologising with cock sucking.

Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History
by Sidney W. Mintz
(A riveting novel about the role of sugar both economically, nutritionally, and socially in the industrialized world, and the trade triangle between Europe/Africa/the Caribbean/America. It's a little dry at times, but the insights are facinating.)

Against the Gods- The remarkable story of risk
by Peter L. Bernstein
(There is an excellent history of math and rationalization here. Some really interesting tidbits here about the origin of surveys and the words "Hazard" and "algorithm" etc)

Warriors of God- Richard the Lion-heart and Saladin in the Third Crusade
by James Reston, Jr.
(A very human telling of the crusades, especially correspondence between Richard and Saladin. Has a lot of gossip too. Good reread value.)

How to Read a Financial Report:
For Managers, Entrepreneurs, Lenders, Lawyers, and Investors
by John A. Tracy
(A solid, easily understood, well written primer on understanding financial reports. Quite demystifying. Emphasis on understandability.)