themanwhoeatslettus said @ 10:02am GMT on 13th Aug - moderate/reply
i lived in a building where people were getting sick and then a dog died. a week later they relocated everyone and they ended up demolishing the building fairly quickly. they gave me deposit + 2 extra months rent it was awesome.
themanwhoeatslettus said @ 10:02am GMT on 13th Aug [Score:4 Funny] - moderate/reply
oh yea it was because of deadly mold
MrChaos said @ 2:19pm GMT on 30th Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
-1 badly compressed images.
I told myself: I'm going to verify this stuff, and look for bright sides, but was blinded by the awful burns of the bad compression's radiation. My left arm melted off, and in panic, I tried to flee for the door or sink or freezer, I don't remember well, it just burned so bad I wanted away from it at all cost. On the way out I tripped on my right arm which fell in front of me while I was running for my life. I cracked my skull on a kitchen table, making a full plate of pancakes to fall on my still-radiated and quite melty corpse.
That's the story of how I died under pancakes because of the internet and you.
rndmnmbr said @ 2:03am GMT on 16th Nov [Score:2 Funny] - moderate/reply
They missed one. My kitchen. Fajitas.
I made fajitas for the Budda one morning, and he wept, for he had found Nirvana in my skillet.
I made fajitas for Courtney Love, and she wept as well, for she also found Nirvana in my skillet.
My evil tooth was removed in one piece despite being shattered and rotten and poisonous. I now feel awesome. Good things are happening for me... may good things happen for you.
FUCKBALLS. Get to meet up with my super hot bi ex gf. And I got all emotional, and scared her off. Oh yeah, did I mention she made out with me and had my hand up in her lap? Needless to say, I'm shut out for good now. I'm so weak and immature... a 'mood disorder' I seem to remember someone saying to me. I'm crazy, that seems to be my main drawback. Being an outsider is totally my doing, but I don't really know how to change myself very easily. I aspire to positivity, that's about all I can do.
The rabbit hole just kept going down.
The therapy will soon begin. It's like my life is starting anew.