Member since Tuesday, 15 February 2005
Last visited on Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Caffeine has posted 16 entries, 3645 comments , has a karma score of 208 and has moderated other SE users +100 Funny.
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Caffeine has this to say
I'd first like to say in my defense: I am actually a robot. Yes, it's true... it's all true. As an advanced AI, I don't have the ability to respond with human traits like "love" or "kindness."
So take a moment and think. Do you really want to bash a defenseless robot?
And if so, what with?
I would not suggest anything that may conduct electricity, as if bashed physically, my wires will come loose and present a hazard. Perhaps try a two-by-four, or a ceramic mug.
As a cautionary side note, make sure the mug is empty and hot filled with a hot beverage. It's all fun and games until someone scalds their face off, trying to beat up a robot.
Mafia Games
Sensible Terrorism (In Development)
Sensible Camping (In Development)
Collected Wisdom
Crysallis: "My vag is hot."
YHVH: "order call girls to his house, chop them up into little pieces and scatter them all over his lawn, and watch as the cops swoop in and poop all over his property"
Trench: "I just got a PM from a face linking me here. I'm guessing it was from the bad face."
Saint Marck: "I think I understand why matt wanted out."
ragazze: "OH CRY ME A RIVER, NEWLY BORN BABIES HAVE LEARNED TO TALK IN THE TIME SINCE I'VE LAST HAD SEX."
cb361: "What we need to do is nail everyone in the world inside black boxes, identical but for a silly name scrawled on the side, and then get them to have intellectual, sexually frustrated conversations, whilst other people in black boxes grade them. Then on one day each year, pipe hallucinogenic gas into all the boxes and have a machine spin them as it plays the leek song."
assbastard: "I'll gladly take that, as it's a massive, massive upgrade. Thanks, Aids."
yogi: "I modded 'down' because what happened is so outrageous."
Chop: "QUIT FUCKING FLIRTING WItH FUCKING NERDS THIS IS ALL MAKING ME SO FUCKING ANGRY RRRRRRAAAGGHHH A SEXUAL JOKE COUNTS AS FLIRTYINGS NOW EVERYBODY TAKE EVERTHING SERIOSULY FOREVERR"
