Member since Thursday, 24 June 2004
Last visited on Sunday, 2 June 2013
rosary has posted 109 entries, 4058 comments , has a karma score of 313 and has moderated other SE users +100 Funny.
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"Clearly she groomed herself over time by buying herself candy..."
- cb361
"I'm still waiting for that Apple advert staring Matt.
Hi, I'm a mac! The rest of you can go fuck yourselves!"
- De_Wr0ng
"Real men don't ask permission to fap."
- Supreme_Coconut
"Obama is Ayn Rand's miracle fuck."
- lilmookieesquire
"I hate it when smug, condescending assholes who don't have consciences get cancer and die, cause then I have to pretend as if it's a sad occasion even though secretly I'm doing a little happy dance that includes but is not limited to jumping up in the air and clicking my heels together."
- sacrelicious
"Bestiality is a combination of sex and cute animals. Which of those two are you opposed to?"
- cb361
"[rosary's voice is] evocative of a cat being raped, its claws dragging across a chalkboard while a cadre of out-of-tune violins play Brahms with the timing and grace of an inbred Southerner."
- Bob LLama
"Speaking as an imaginary professor of n-dimensional super-spacetime applied sexual particulate studies with many imaginary years of experience, I find myself concurring with your proposition that from the macroversal particle's point-of-view, all sexual congress are effected through fluctuations in its own infinite-state.
So yes, when you have sex you are simultaneously having sex with every other person in existence, including yourself, rocks, animals, the plasma in stars and of course aliens on yet undiscovered planets in other galaxies. With all of creation in its flawed, multifarious glory.
But not with other men, because that would be gay."
- cb361
"I support 71st trimester abortion"
- Saint_Marck
"I have taken narcissism to new heights and get off on trying on my own clothes when nobody is in the house."
- mr hardy
"It's a wise man who knows he knows nothing. So keep your mouth shut before you put your foot in it. And whatever you do, never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals."
- rezties
"The beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not."
- Makopelli
"IF THIS 45 SECOND CLIP OF A MOTIONLESS CAT SITTING ON A COUCH MAKES IT TO +10 I WILL, SO HELP ME GOD, START MAKING POSTS OF MY MOTHER'S FORWARDED EMAILS.."
- ragazze
"I'd say stephen king can suck my cock, but if he did he wouldn't stop until hours after I came; his technique, while amusing at first, would wear out it's welcome after giving me a dozen blowjobs in half as many days; he'd want to videotape every goddamn one of em, and before long he'd start tailoring his performance to what would look better on the tape, and he'd always ruin it by talking about his childhood."
- sacrelicious
"i get mad, once and a while.
USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE STEAL MY SPARKLES."
- graham
"OH CRY ME A RIVER, NEWLY BORN BABIES HAVE LEARNED TO TALK IN THE TIME SINCE I'VE LAST HAD SEX."
- ragazze
"Life is nothing if not interesting. It is better this way."
- cardinal
"I am not worthy of being on the same internet as you."
- Aidentas
"Bring me tulips."
- spazm
"Everyone knows Moon Cancer is caused by staring at the moon on a clear night. Or a cloudy night. Or during the day if you look at the ground if the moon is on the other side of the earth. Moon Cancer is one hundred times deadlier than all the other cancers put together in a stew. Or a sauce. Moon Cancer causes your fingers to explode, then grow back as those sweet-ass robo-digits from Ghost in the Shell. But then they too explode, thus raising & crushing your hopes & dreams in one fell swoop. Scientists will prove all of this in the future."
- Chop-Logik
"During the brief James Brown/Jimi Hendrix North American tour, the headliners blew one of their amps during a joint encore of the song "The Licking Stick". Hendrix and Brown were ready to call it a night, but as the smoke cleared a young man soon to be known around the world as "Prince" emerged naked in the fetal position from the blown amp. Prince opened his eyes for the first time, and performed "soft and wet". 6 women had to be taken to the hospital that night because of 'severe pregnancy' despite the fact they all claimed to be virgins. Thats how Prince started. or so I hear."
- rosary
"Fucking religion fucking fucking bastard fucking thing that fucking fucks up people's fucking lives. Die, religion, die."
- EPT
"violence solves problems between people like dumping a bottle of scotch in the sink solves the problem of not having a glass."
- benjamander
"FUCKING IN THE STREETS!
NOW!"
- sacrelicious
"Shooting up an Amish school is like using a cheat code."
- arrowhen
"If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for a manwhore, I'd be a rich, rich liar."
- assbastard
"I WORD THINGS IN PRETTY STRINGS"
- Jewbacchus
"Dear members of Congress: Fuck you in the neck."
- Saint_Marck
"We've had the best years humans have ever had. Started in the post-WWII period, only the western world enjoyed it, it was only partial, and now it's over. It was nearly fun."
- jaxtraw
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
- graham
"Sweet Jesus, can we just press the Big Red Button and start SE again?"
- sensibleb
"I think I understand why matt wanted out."
- Saint_Marck
"Have I just been 'madprided' ?"
- madpride
"ok, here how go, this man go hey where weird go space nuts all over sack, of other one go how when be weid pr0n mister sir, and is all see stars of five and colors and sumhow turn ping pong all 80's, she lady not dick her fitness, see be less table tops and hapy elevate of mores, becaus eveybody see how on insides how be kind sexer when most think about, eh???
and that why I love SE much so!"
- Chop-Logik
"These are our together pants. Let's try them on."
- Chop-Logik
"Microsoft Exec: Mars!? Motherfuck-..."
- Crysallis
"It's not the jerking off that's so bad, it's the crying that goes along with it."
- sensibleb
"I guess I'll just go crawl into my chinese midget anal acrobat lovenest.."
- letoofdune
"it's a kitty! with a horsie! oh this makes my uterus cry!"
- dravenjoke
"The french call it briberyous, the spanish briberioteca, in eastern Europe it is called briberyskavitch (the r is backwards), porky pig called it bridip bridip bridip a payoff."
- cympltun
"my friend jack goes out with a girl named sheera. the emphasis is on the first syllable, but still.
"he introduced her at a party by saying 'this is my girlfriend, sheera' and the person responded by giggling and saying 'i'm ryan and this is my friend megatron'"
- strangeffect
"that's 'I had to stop masturbating' funny."
- Ted213
"I"m drinking OJ to try and get dri of my buzz. jeuss. i'm sitting there, touching some chicks ass and all of a sudden there's a log in the BASTHROOFM AND MIKE IS OWENING IT. I drove. A boat. Today."
- graham
"The thing about the bible is that you have to look past the inaccuracies to see the greater truth. Sure it's wrong about things like historical details, the number of legs locusts have, the age of earth, the divinity of Jesus, the existence of god, and generally how to live a good life, but it's dead-on when it comes to the sexual accessability of Mary Magdalene. Boy, was she a goer."
- rosary
"Have you ever tried to sing "a few of my favourite things" while pretending to pole dance, in a board room?
I do not recommend it."
- cardinal
"Just when I begin to think SE is developing into a well-educated, energetic and mature internet society where the healthy spirit of public debate and shared affinity for modern culture thrive, Chop-Logik returns to singlehandedley reverse the process and return us to our onanistic roots with a copious application of fantastic pornography.
Keep up the good work!"
- Mousepractice
"+1 Bird Necrophilia"
- Caffeine
"OHHH THE PUFFINANITY!!!!!"
- anonyme
"I want Dan Alderson's man-juice all over my face, and I don't care who knows it!"
- relm
"fool, consider yourself pitied!"
- sacrelicious
"I stole your car to buy some crack and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and some crack."
- boneration
"Sex is a renewable resource."
- anonyme
"The fact that you can complete the entire penetration process between two winks is not something to admit openly."
- sensibleb
"If imagination were currency, conspiracies would be the pennies."
- horseinsheep
"The lame has certainly been cranked up a notch or twelve."
- Pseudointellectual
"Is SE over now?"
- Data Link Layer
"The Gaza Pullout method is one of the least effective means of birth control."
- sensibleb
"That's commitment. I once started to post the entire bible in the 0 post. I only got a few pages into the first book. Maybe if I believed in it I would've gone through with it. Now, passing bleb around, there's something I can get behind."
- Mr. Langosta
"Oddly enough, hearing someone sing "Bwee-bop-bop-bweedle-bop" has never gotten me off. I guess I just don't have scat fetish."
- headlessfriar
"In the middle east, they don't use the system of the two wings to discern their various political affiliations. They use bees."
- mao tse helen
"Trigger, you're like Tigger, but with more Arrrrrrrr."
- sensibleb
"If I wanted privacy I'd stay off the fucking internet."
- arrowhen
"This is Tom Cruise. You may ask how I can type while being fucked by a dalmation..."
- Trigorin
"God, you're like my girlfriend's period."
- letoofdune
"CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!"
- gunthar
"I'd spank Dr. Phil."
- sacrelicious
"The ability to focus is for sailors. Thayt is all."
- Chop-Logik
So, bye-bye, Rage thinks SE has died
Drove my mouse over the front page
But the front page was dry
And them PM boys were posting witty and wise
Singin' this'll be the day that Rage dies
This'll be the day that Rage dies
Did you write the Book of Negs
And do you have faith in funny jpegs
If not, PM will tell you so
Do you believe in rock n' pr0n
Should YouTube be the site that your now on
And can you teach me how to mod... real slow
Well, I know that you're in love with SE
'Cause I saw you all upmod with me
We all kicked off our shoes
Man, I dig those "I'm leaving! Fuck YOU!" 's
I was a lonely, mid thirty's broncin' Leez
Watching posts of whining and selfloathing sleaze
But I knew I would LOL at this
The day that Rage died
I started singin'...
- leezurd
I see Chop's halloween post and I want to sit and fap
no pants on anymore, I want to sit and fap
I see the girls walk by in naughty nurse costumes
I have to stroke my pole and fill my hands with spooge
I see the costumed lesbos and they make me fap
with red tails and devil horns, and possibly the clap
I see people turn their severed heads and quickly look away
but they're just jealous cause for me fappoween is everyday!
I look inside my palm and see the product of fap
I wipe it on my costume, and then I hear it snap
maybe soon I'll go outside and trick-or-treat for snacks
but it's not easy dressing up when your whole world is fap
no more will my demon balls turn a deeper blue
I could not forsee my cobwebs not covered in goo
I wonder if it makes me gay that this guy makes me cum
but I figure it doesn't count if it's via female-in-a-catsuit bum
I see Chop's halloween post and I want to sit and fap
no pants on anymore, I want to sit and fap
I see the girls walk by with betty page hairdo's
I have to stroke my pole and fill my hands with spooge
*shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck* *shluck*
I wanna spank it, spank and fap!
fap at night, on halloween!
I wanna see it shoot so far it hits me in a peeled-grape-meant-to-represent-an-eye!
with chops help I'll paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it white!
BOO!
- sacrelicious
Hush, little Cyk0s1s, don't say a word,
Leezurd's going to buy you a grahambird.
And if that grahambird don't sing,
Leezurd's going to buy you a Sensibleb ring.
And if that bleb ring offers you pork,
Leezurd's going to give you a brand new spork.
And if that brand new spork gets broke,
Leezurd's going to replace it with a piece of oak.
And if that piece of oak won't burn,
Leezurd's going to buy you a a ghost post of your own.
And if that ghost post sits all blank,
You'll have no one around here but Leezurd to thank.
And if all that damn crap don't work,
Leezurd's going to sit in the dark with and smirk.
And if that horse tries to put you back in the box,
Leezurd'll slip you the tiny key to its many locks.
- leezurd
And if those keys don't unlock your cage,
Leezurd's gonna enjoy watching your impotent rage.
- Brass
leezurd, if that impotent rage seems forced,
sac's gonna remind you that you still have to jack off a horse!
- sacrelicious
It's 11:15pm, I'm still at work
he's still at work - still at work!
It's 11:15pm, and I lost a key on my laptop
ohh, ohh, his laptop!
It's 11:15pm, I met a guy from the Russian Mafia
He had a truck and a sledgehammer
My song doesn't rhyme
Nor does it have iambic pentameter
no pentameter at all! oh no!
It's 11:17pm, I'm still at work
he's still at work - still at work!
It's 11:17pm, my sesame chicken is cold
colder than a Siberian win-ter!
It's 11:17pm, and there are still 3 gigabytes to download
ooooohhh, oooohhhh, downnnloooooad!
Things went west that should have gone east
Things are still here that should be gone
GONE!
I have a date next week with a woman who makes puppets
Is this really a song? Is it a song?
YES IT'S A SOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG!!!!!
It's 11:20pm, and I'm still at work
he's still at work - still at work!
It's 11:20pm, and the beer store is closed
No beer for him
I could go to a bar and get a drink
Look at the looooser, at the bar alone!
But instead I'll go home because there's tequila there
from Mex-i-cooooooo
This is is the end of my song
I know it sucks
sucks sucks sucks!
But my mind is a little fucked so I don't care
He just doesn't give a shit
Soon I'll go home and lie awake all night
like some kind of nocturnal animal!
While I think about all the stuff I forgot to do at work
No wonder you don't get laaaaaiiiiiiid!!!!!!!
*bows, falls unconscious face first*
- sensibleb
Hm, what's this? A box.
*looks inside box*
What the-
Is that-
Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NOOOOO!!!
*gouges eyes*
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*jabs scissors into ear drums*
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*cuts off tongue*
MUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!
*immolates self*
MAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs screaming and flaming into massive fuel depot*
- sensibleb
Not just any old bus.
An old school bus.
From the sixties.
I'm going to paint it white, and then paint the SE logo on the side.
Then, I'm going to plan my route (using Google maps, of course).
And, one by one, I shall pick you all up.
And, you will get on the bus, mainly due to the fact that graham will be our final pick-up.
Then we shall proceed to the commune...
- leezurd
