I'm sorry I've been missing lately. It's not you, it's me. Real life has been rearing it's ugly head. I still love you, SE. No, there's no one else. You've always been the one for me. I mean, how would I have jacked off without the massive archives of pr0n you've supplied me?

So here you go, SE. A coming back gift. It's good to see you again.

Love,
Leto.

Although the right for red blooded Americans to fap to cartoon lolis was protected under Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition (2002), this can't bode well for people on this side of the border.

[Edit] This post also puts me at 100 karma. I am t3h whore.

The National Weather Service has released one of the most frightening warnings I've possibly ever seen for a hurricane. This thing is just insane - read in extended. This sounds almost too extreme to be true.

If you're in the way of this thing, you're probably not reading this. Hope everyone makes it through ok.

[EDIT] Click here to get a live feed of the CBS Station in New Orleans.

Once again, SE, I call on you to delve into the 2nd Tier of teen starlets. They may not be Tawnee or Topanga, but they're here for you to love.

14 girls are vying for the title of Queen of Volume 3 - links are in the extended, fluxes are in the comments.

And don't forget to VOTE for your favorite!

A handy database of restaurant recipes that can be made at home. Some aren't as close to the real thing as others, but they're generally pretty good, especially if you've just had something you really like and wand to figure out how not to pay $20.99 for it.

And in case you've ever been curious about McDonald's secret sauce... Well, just don't tell the company.

I have no clue what to say about this. Renting your child out? I mean, sure the child has to say yes, but c'mon... I can't quite tell if this is a joke or not. I'll be doing a little searching of my own. [EDIT] It's probably a joke, but it's still pretty disturbing as it is.

If you're looking for the other gender, try RentMySon.

For the trekkies in the crowd, all the Star Trek info you could ever need without having to show your face at the bookstore to buy the encyclopedia. Lacking in some areas but overflowing in others, it's a pretty good database.

We've already seen your favorite 2nd teen starlets battle it out in my previous post. Now, new starlets for your pleasure - not the best,but they're trying.

Whether they're just making money for college, doing this to shed the "nice" image, or are just playful at heart, they're here, and they want your love.

Now VOTE for your favorite star and make her the queen of SE.

A large collection of artsy teen pr0n. I just came across and didn't have time to sort - hope everyone enjoys. There's a bit of pseudo-lesbian galleries mixed in with single girls.

A classic game that brought back some memories. Thumb is of an unrelated Raiden.

Post is now NSFW thanks to Centaur boobies from the past.