quote [ Do you turn off Old Yeller before the end so you can pretend that he lived a long and happy life? Are you unable to enjoy the human body count in a horror movie because you're wondering whether the dog's going to kick the bucket? ]

quote [ “Phew! That movie sucked. The whole script was wrong and Seth Rogan, he had to serve a big red duck. Man, he’d scalp a sentimental cripple. What a douche! I’d bet you I could eat a grimy squirrel on a windshield. I’ll fight a chicken with hands—a real chicken. You can find me in Montreal in a bitchin’ arcade. I’m proud of my gun... and I pooed in space.” ]

quote [ Episode I, "The Phantom Menace," would be first out of star-dock during early 2012. After that, each film would be released in order at the same time in consecutive years, depending on how well the first rerelease does. ]

quote [ Afghanistan may have more than a trillion dollars worth of untapped mineral deposits, a spokesman for the ministry of mines has suggested. ]

quote [ What dramatic new events are in store for humanity? Here we contemplate 12 possibilities and rate their likelihood of happening by 2050. Some will no doubt bring to mind long-standing dystopian visions... ]

quote [ Comedian Conan O'Brien is joining cable television network TBS to host a late-night talk show, expected to start in November, in a surprise move following his bitter departure from NBC's "The Tonight Show". ]

quote [ Congrats Billboard, you’ve done it again. This time, you’ve really proven how obsolete the Billboard charts are as a way of “scientifically” measuring the tastes of our cumulative culture by naming one of the most reviled bands in recent memory as the best duo/group of the 2000s. Though a lot of words have been tossed around about our ever-fracturing culture, the one thing people seem content to agree upon is the terrible music churned out by the Canadian quartet. ]

quote [ Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely. ]

quote [ He was a double-inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, once as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1997 and later as a solo artist in 2001. Jackson was also an inductee of the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2002. His awards include multiple Guinness World Records (eight in 2006 alone), 13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career and the sale of over 750 million albums worldwide, making him the world's best selling male pop artist. ]