quote [ Despite a professed designation as “America’s Finest News Source,” The Onion has never actually won the highest honor in American journalism: the Pulitzer Prize.

'The Onion' has proven again and again over the past 250 years that it is the most reliable news source available. What do you think? ]

quote [ An Obama impersonator was shown off the stage at a Republican gathering after making jokes about the party's White House contenders and the real president's mixed-race heritage.

When Mr Brown launched into a gag about Tea Party stalwart Michele Bachmann, his microphone was cut off, the music swelled and the comedian was ushered from the stage. ]

quote [ The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it's coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun! ]