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Thursday, 29 May 2008

Hurricane Season Countdown

quote [ until the beginning of
the Atlantic Hurricane Season
June 1, 2008 ]

Again. Damnit.
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[by almostz@10:58amGMT] [+4 Interesting] [11 comments]


Saturday, 24 May 2008

Barber ticketed for cutting hair on a Monday

quote [ "He said he’s giving me a citation for opening on a Monday," Scott said, who has owned Clippas barbershop for about two years. Little did Scott know, a decades-old city law forbids barbers from plying their trade on Mondays -- or Sundays for that matter. ]

Another reason to get out of louisiana
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[by almostz@1:26amGMT] [+5 WTF] [35 comments]


Monday, 26 November 2007

"Quiet Riot" singer found dead in Las Vegas

quote [ an autopsy was under way on Monday to determine the cause of death. ]
[by almostz@7:00amGMT] [+8 Informative] [18 comments]


Thursday, 30 August 2007

Polish architechs design billboard like houses

quote [ Single Hauz – by Poland's front architects – proposes cantilevering domestic living space from a central mast. The house can then be installed above a variety of ground conditions, from the middle of a meadow to an urban core. ]

In Poland, billboards are the real estate.

How small a living space fo they expect someone to live in?
Original article in extended

[by almostz@9:57amGMT] [+10 Original] [28 comments]


Thursday, 23 August 2007

First Mustang and T-bird, now the DeLorean

quote [ A quarter-century after DeLorean Motor Co. began making its glitzy, $25,000 two-seater — an operation that collapsed after two years — Wynne's small automotive outfit plans to bring the vehicle back into limited production at a 40,000-square-foot factory in this Houston suburb. ]

Somebody notify Don Johnson, maybe he can make a comeback too.

[sci&tech] [by almostz@1:13pmGMT] [+6 Interesting] [37 comments]




China Airlines Paints Over Name, Logo On Wreckage Of Jet

quote [ Following the horrifying fire that nearly killed the passengers on one of its jets the other day, China Airlines has erased the logo on the wreckage of their plane with white paint: ]

Damn revisionists.
why dont they just paint Qantas on it and blame someoneelse.
thumb unrelated.

[by almostz@12:52pmGMT] [+10 Funny] [75 comments]


Thursday, 9 August 2007

Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack

quote [ "The beaver attacked the grandmother. She was seriously hit by the animal's tail and received a number of bites and scratches," an officer told the newspaper.

The authorities have decided to kill the dozen or so beavers living near the beach to eliminate any further risk to local bathers. ]

In Sweden, Beavers fuck you up.

more crazy crap in extended

[by almostz@3:06pmGMT] [+7] [23 comments]


Friday, 3 August 2007

Arkansas mom gives birth to 17TH child, Fuck.

quote [ Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday.
Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more. ]

God damnit, Keep them legs closed. Please.
De-evolution case studies, ever seen them on TV, "I like to have kids, I like to have kids." Jim Bob now has 17 to carry on his backwoods seed.
How many kids does Stephen W. Hawking have?

[by almostz@5:49amGMT] [+8 WTF] [65 comments]


Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Surgeon General warnings for pot next

quote [ Smoking one cannabis joint is as harmful to a person's lungs as having up to five cigarettes, according to research published on Tuesday.
The study found only those who smoked tobacco suffered from the crippling lung disease emphysema, but cannabis use stopped the lungs working properly. ]

Hopefully this will not shit in too many peoples cereal.
Don't know if this is skewed research or not. How do yall tokers feel?
NSFW 'cause of the topic
Alcohol linked to bowel cancer in extended

[by almostz@5:46amGMT] [+10 WTF] [58 comments]


Sunday, 22 July 2007

"the Hadza will die" - another culture being erased

quote [ To the dismay of anthropologists and champions of the Earth's remaining tribal people, two wealthy Arab princes, who have made billions from oil and gas in the United Arab Emirates, are negotiating with the Tanzanian government to buy the Hadzabe's ancient lands to use as their private hunting grounds
"You are welcome here. But please tell your people how things are for the Hadzabe. Please do not add things and please do not take things away. Please just tell the world that we are dying." ]

[by almostz@5:36amGMT] [+10 WTF] [13 comments]



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