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Monday, 14 May 2012

Hysterical Paroxysm Massage

quote [ Sexually Deprived Women, Virgins, Nuns, Widows, christians, mormons, fat chicks, married, older women. The Prescription is Vaginal Massage, Cunnilingus and Intercourse ]

My Pharmacist can't fill my Prescription... Can you help an Intersexual out?

[sci&tech] [by madpride@7:16pmGMT] [+7 Good] [25 comments]


Saturday, 12 May 2012

Lightning Flowers Trance Me

quote [ Keraunomedicine Beautiful Electra-Lightning-Fried Chosen. Lichtenberg Flowers Melting into Psychedelic Electro-Transcendent Mind Views... Ooh Crazy Artist GodFuck ]

Next way for folks to Scarify? Electrical Storm Key Ben Franklin Tats

[sci&tech] [by madpride@6:34amGMT] [+10 Interesting] [10 comments]


Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Eat Me Leonardo da Vinci

quote [ Ingesting Corpses gives strength of the person consumed. “We preserve our life with the death of others. In a dead thing insensate life remains which, when it is reunited with the stomachs of the living, regains sensitive and intellectual life." ]

[sci&tech] [by madpride@4:00pmGMT] [+6 Underrated] [22 comments]


Monday, 30 April 2012

Dr. Wood will see next patient

quote [ Suffering from the delusion that she is a wolf despite the fact that she is without a doubt a sheep. Also is unable to accept herself as a plushy. ]

[sci&tech] [by madpride@8:28amGMT] [+1 WTF] [17 comments]


Monday, 16 April 2012

Extreme Vulva Crafting

quote [ Transforming Individuals to mere Flowers and Weeds. Our heart rates increase, while a group of Speculum Birds wait. Standing there Twitching, Mouths Open, like Chicks ready to feed from our open Vaginas ]

[by madpride@9:20pmGMT] [+6] [30 comments]



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Friday, 13 April 2012

Holy Vagina Airlines

quote [ Foreplay is required, but in the event of insufficient moisture, artificial lubrication is available in the pocket of the seat ahead of you. ]

V is for Vagina... Cum Fly Me... Care And Feeding Of Vagina Mantraps...

[literature] [by madpride@4:52pmGMT] [+7 Interesting] [42 comments]


Thursday, 12 April 2012

Romney Sheep Fucking Cultist

quote [ Fucking the Dead. Golden Calve Showers. Polygamy Inbreeding Sucking Brigham Young Cocks ]

Deranged Spacelords Hating Blacks Gays the Poor. Evil Patriarchal Zealots White Hetero-Retarded Daughter Fucking Ejaculation Obsessed Tax-Free Cult Nuclear Soon?

[politics] [by madpride@12:04amGMT] [+6 Funny] [41 comments]


Saturday, 7 April 2012

Lips of Babel

quote [ mesmerizing roofy father communion bunny jumps naive natives tonguing unholy ]

Coveting the dyed blue Balls of Baby Jesus, Raping Baby Rabbits creamy center, lowering the threshold of what is terrible

[literature] [by madpride@12:28amGMT] [+2 Underrated] [13 comments]

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