quote [ These are real quotes and these are real women in prison who can be found on Meet-an-inmate.com ]

quote [ This commercial isn't real, neither are society's standards of beauty. ]

quote [ I'd love to have gotten a rare inside visit to the Cern supercollider and jerked off right into the tubes as they were starting a run and everyone freaks out until they discover my sperm travelled 25 times the speed of light and scientists shit themselves when they see the results, and to confirm the results they have me whack off into the supercollider in front of a team of top physicists and dignitaries live on tv ]

quote [ “That is not true,” said Veidr, “For I am your father.” He then took from his arm twisted arm-rings, made of gold from the royal treasury, which his king, the lord of Norway, had given him: “These I give to you in friendship.”

Lúkr Anakinsson said: “With a spear shall one receive gifts, spearpoint against spearpoint.”

“Now a great disgrace occurs,” said Veidr, “For now my own son shall cut me with his sword, break me beneath his blade, or else I shall become his killer.” ]

quote [ Austria will be at Europe's forefront in sex education, upon December 14th's inauguration of AISOS - the "Austrian International School of Sex." Here, interested parties can learn everything about the game of love. ]

quote [ Is Anyone Up? is fairly simple in concept: someone anonymously submits nude photos to Moore through the site's submission form. Perhaps it’s a jilted ex, or a recent hookup, or a vengeful friend. These days, the site receives many self-submissions as well. Provenance doesn’t matter. Moore uploads those photos and attaches identifying screen-grabs from the person’s Facebook, Tumblr or Twitter accounts—whatever’s available. ]

quote [ Political power-holders in the year 2011 look alarmingly like a team of cardiac surgeons performing an extremely delicate operation in the very middle of a chock-full football stadium [...] Democracy is a living organism. Its forms aren't fixed, but grow according to the needs of the age. ]

quote [ [R]esearchers have developed a computer program that helps you identify the perfect opening for a "that's what she said" joke [...] DEviaNT uses an "adjective sexiness function," or AS(a), and a "verb sexiness function," or VS(v), to gauge the likelihood that a given sentence will work as a TWSS. ]

quote [ Escandaloso sobre todos los demás, el Bailando por un Sueño muestra muchos excesos en la pantalla. El baile del caño es un cuento de niños. El completo desnudo de la vedette, replantea los códigos de la tele actual. ]

quote [ A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin [...] “I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis [...] [She] was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles. ]