All posts by warmseat
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Thursday, 3 April 2008
quote [ As the crocodile attacked, Wendy Petherick shouted to her husband Norm who told reporters he acted instinctively. ]
[by warmseat@1:27amGMT] [+10 Good] [22 comments] |
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Wednesday, 19 December 2007
quote [ I cuss like a sailor because: 1) My drunken Mom brought home a lot of sailors ]
Autistic software/hardware geek's weird tales. At one point she lived in a makeshift hidden refuge, naked and fapping all the time, stealing power and wifi. It gets
[by warmseat@1:51pmGMT] [+10 WTF] [69 comments] |
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Friday, 27 July 2007
quote [ "I kept saying go lower, go lower, but he didn't" ]
'Phoenix police Chief Jack Harris suggested to reporters at the scene that the subject of the chase could be charged in connection with the helicopter crash.'
Oh, sure. That has been the case when police officers die in a chase, but those guys weren't police, did they? NSFW due to crash video on extended. [by warmseat@3:10pmGMT] [+10 Informative] [36 comments] |
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Wednesday, 6 June 2007
quote [ i want to meet smart, funny guys and girls that don't mind getting baked and hookin' up. i'm a good time, i promise. ]
Dating site for organic smokers. I haven't seen so many hot tokers in my life. But it smells a bit funny to me....
Some sex doll factory pics on extended. [humour] [by warmseat@5:17amGMT] [+3 Bad] [31 comments] |
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Friday, 20 April 2007
quote [ A gunman killed himself and a male hostage while holed up in a barricaded building at NASA's Johnson Space Center, police say ]
What a fucking week this has been. TGIF.
[by warmseat@8:51amGMT] [+7 WTF] [34 comments] |
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Thursday, 29 March 2007
quote [ He used 200 pounds (90 kg) of chocolate to make the sculpture which, unusually, depicts Jesus without a loincloth. ]
Who could possibly hate a Chocolate Jesus? Well, except those that only want choco in their easter eggs. Anyway, it's been done before.
[art] [by warmseat@8:20pmGMT] [+10] [39 comments] |
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Tuesday, 27 March 2007
quote [ I am especially grateful to share “Thank God I Got Breast Cancer” because I feel this disease was the final wake up call for me. It forced me to decide if I wanted to accept and love my body enough to survive. ]
Can't yet fully wrap my mind around the basic premise here. People take a bad experience and turn it into an opportunity for change, growth, ok. But.... why involve god in this?
[by warmseat@9:05amGMT] [+10 Funny] [75 comments] After looking at thet list of working titles, all I could think was 'Hey god, care to explain the plan?' |
quote [ Once You Go Plush You'll Never Go Back! Akiko is sleek, silky and exotic; the ultimate Asian fantasy --shy and demure, but highly skilled in the arts of pleasure ]
Is your biosexuality leaving you a little bored? Need that extra plushy feeling to achieve a satisfactory climax?
[porn] [by warmseat@5:28amGMT] [+10 Funny] [37 comments] RealDolls too cold and expensive for your taste? Escorts bitchy, demanding, full of STDs? Search no more. Teddy Babes are plushy sex dolls that'll keep you warm and happy at night. |
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Thursday, 15 February 2007
quote [ ...allegedly tricked her 43-year-old victim with an offer of kinky sex. But, after tying him up, police said, she pulled out a knife and cut the man on the leg. ]
Kinky woman ties up horndog geezer, Bloody Valentine fun ensues. Fuck, like I say, a good pair of handcuffs is always a sound investment! Of course, her mom is already blaming meth.
Plus bonus video. [by warmseat@3:26pmGMT] [+5 Funny] [24 comments] |
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Wednesday, 31 January 2007
quote [ A bomb squad officer removed it and authorities blasted it with a water cannon around 10 a.m. to render it useless. The highway and T station re-opened a short time later. ]
Street ads for cartoon cause bomb squad in Boston to go apeshit.
Well, if this causes a shakedown on all that hip, trendy, cool, 'extreme' commercial graffitti littering our streets, the sacrifice was worth it. [humour] [by warmseat@6:58amGMT] [+10 Funny] [112 comments] |
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Some more fishy business on extended, and railpunks!