quote [ Woodhouse set off to find his troll, tweeting a photograph of the street on which Jimmyob88 lived. "Right Jimbob, I'm here," he wrote, adding: "Someone tell me what number he lives at or do I have to knock on every door #itsshowtime." ]

quote [ Far away, the hacker opens his "Fun Manager" control panel, which provides a host of tools for messing with his RAT victims. He can hide their Windows "Start" button or the taskbar or the clock or the desktop, badly confusing many casual Windows users. ]

quote [ The optional accelerometer input on the remote was a good idea, but I feel like the execution leaves much to be desired. The controls are laggy, and controlling the vibrator by tilting the controller never really felt right to me. ]

quote [ Get ready to write an angry e-mail ]

quote [ The violence that began on Saturday night, was the worst Greece has seen in decades, with rioting in the capital, Athens, Greece's second largest city, Thessaloniki, and as far as away as Crete. There were even incidents in London, where about 30 demonstrators seized and burned the national flag at the Greek embassy in Holland Park. ]

quote [ China said on Sunday it will loosen credit conditions, cut taxes and embark on a massive infrastructure spending program in a wide-ranging effort to offset adverse global economic conditions by boosting domestic demand. ]

quote [ Forget Freemasons, the Illuminati and shape-shifting reptiles.

The world is actually run by a cabal of basketball-playing politicians, whose true allegiance, regardless of their publicly stated positions, is to the mystical ball and hoop. ]

quote [ "Heads pulled off, arms, legs here and there, it was a total carnage really. I've never seen such a mess, there was stuffing, fluff and bear bits everywhere." ]

quote [ Factory in a container! ]