quote [ Seeking to capitalize on the popularity of the 2004 cult movie "Napoleon Dynamite," Microsoft Corp. on Tuesday screened a video spoof for software developers in which the film's celebrated anti-hero reports to work as a programer for the world's largest software maker. ]

quote [ male: i find myself increasingly attracted to cathy

female: don't stray, i too can be a obese neurotic twat ]

quote [ i just got back from australia.... you should see what they're getting away with.... ]

quote [ Wildly funny, wildly creative! A tightly scripted, technically impressive hour of inspired anarchy.
Inspired anarchy by this pair of cartoon characters sprung to life!…psychic twins, joined in an irresistible conspiracy to commit comedy! ]

quote [ First, the theory of relativity must apply within each individual tile (so that nothing can travel through it faster than light) and second, the assembly must preserve causality. This means that a piece of space-time cannot be constructed in such a way that an 'event' - some change in the Universe - precedes its cause. ]

quote [ Prime Minister John Howard won an historic fourth term tonight after Labor's vote collapsed in Tasmania and the ALP failed to make ground in key marginal seats.

The result could leave the ALP in a worse position than after the 2001 election, with predictions Mr Howard could increase his majority.

Former Labor leader Kim Beazley conceded defeat less than three hours after the polls closed in the eastern states. ]

quote [ "We are not alone", declared the poster and this tale of Richard Dreyfus' escalating obsession with alien visitors against a backdrop of a secretive, omniscient government agency has provided the core of science fiction ever since. ]

quote [ Vivian Cook, author of spelling compendium Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary, has set the following quiz to test your knowledge of some of the most difficult and frequently misspelt words in the language. Good luck ... ]

quote [ 2. Carlos Santana. And that would likely be possible had you made just one album of duets with flash-in-the-pan pop stars such as Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas. But no, you followed it up with "a little bit of this" and "a little bit of that" with no-talent teen tart Michelle Branch on the dreadful Supernatural sequel, Shaman, and proceeded to ride the low-rent pop-culture train all the way to a spot on National Basketball Association playoff lead-ins with the Black Eyed Peas. ]