quote [ Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons ]

quote [ The impact that creates the crater will also unleash materials literally frozen since the beginning of the solar system 4.6 billion years ago. "We're bringing up material that's never seen the light of day," Schultz said at a "Comet Q & A" at Brown's Northeast Regional Planetary Data Center. ]

quote [ Most Internet sex sites won't immediately have to follow expanded federal record-keeping standards, thanks to an 11th-hour deal with the U.S. government. ]

quote [ I found that I, working alone, could easily move a 2400 lb. block 300 ft. per hour with little effort, and a 10,000 lb. block at 70 ft. per hour. I also stood two 8 ft. 2400 lb. blocks on end and placed another 2400 lb. block on top. ]

quote [ It’s hard to miss soaring gas prices, especially if you’re filling up an SUV. But have you noticed that butter is setting you back a pretty penny these days or that you got a break this spring on women’s bras? ]

quote [ At About 1:01 PM on March 18, trees began to snap north-northwest of Ellington, Missouri, and for the next three and a half hours more people would die, more schools would be destroyed, more students and farm owners would be killed, and more deaths would occur in a single city than from any other tornado in U.S. history. ]

quote [ A computer technician went on trial yesterday for the cannibalistic killing of a Berlin man who reportedly volunteered to be consumed after the two met in an Internet chat room and exchanged e-mail about gruesome fantasies. ]