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Friday, 10 August 2012
quote [ They must have rubbed Mayor Bloomberg the wrong way.
City officials pulled the plug on a vibrator giveaway by the Trojan condom company yesterday, disappointing potentially thousands of pleasure-seeking women who hoped to get their hands on some no-cost sex toys. “I’m 57 years old. I should be able to get a vibrator!” ] I couldn't stop laughing
[by rangerx@3:16amGMT] [+8 Funny] |
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ENZ
said @ 3:31am GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:5 Insightful]
The female orgasm is the single greatest threat to social conservatism. |
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chold_numa
said @ 3:40am GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:1 WTF]
Well, he certainly killed the buzz. *puts on sunglasses* |
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Excited Corpse
said @ 3:47am GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:2 Insightful]
where does he get off?? *inserts vibrator into ass* |
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happyman
said @ 5:05am GMT on 10th Aug
guess things got shook up *ties shoelaces* |
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Naruki
said @ 5:15am GMT on 10th Aug
Guess he wants people to follow his example: straight and narrow... and short. *bends over* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH! |
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Navier-Strokes
said @ 5:27am GMT on 10th Aug
Maybe he just didn't want that in Manhattan. What's that I hear? Is that a  |
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Seneki69
said @ 7:29am GMT on 10th Aug
Maybe they should get back to what they usually do in the meat-packing district. |
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cb361
said @ 12:05pm GMT on 10th Aug
True. I've already got quite enough competition, thank you very much, without thousands of feral vibrators getting loose in the environment. |
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Excited Corpse
said @ 2:00pm GMT on 10th Aug
we need to shake up this city government *cums Bloomberg's face* |
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rangerx
said @ 3:50am GMT on 10th Aug
+1 Funny felt too trite.... |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 4:29am GMT on 10th Aug
People can still buy vibrators, just not in large crowds, apparently. |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 4:34am GMT on 10th Aug
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assbastard
said @ 4:46am GMT on 10th Aug
The Vibro-Assault 5,000,000! I think Snowfox has one of those. |
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cb361
said @ 6:58am GMT on 10th Aug
It's a bastard on your ass. |
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GordonGuano
said @ 8:26am GMT on 10th Aug
Ah, cb361, you truly have the best of both worlds. You are a wiseass whose ass is wise. |
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pleaides
said @ 5:32am GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
Mechanical Contrivance indeed! (is this another 'what do you look like thread?) |
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half
said @ 7:05pm GMT on 10th Aug
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atter_cob
said @ 5:48am GMT on 10th Aug
Whatever, anybody else who wants to have a big event needs to get a permit. Why should vibrators be different. Trojan should have known enough to get a permit for the event. |
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Supreme_Coconut
said @ 5:49am GMT on 10th Aug
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NickelJoe
said @ 11:18am GMT on 10th Aug
I asked myself why there were two little stars motes and then I felt dumb. |
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themanwhoeatslettus
said @ 10:00pm GMT on 10th Aug
It took me way longer because i read it last night, thought about it, asked my GF, read your comment and then got it. |
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GordonGuano
said @ 12:16pm GMT on 10th Aug
Daria filled out nicely. |
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KingPellinore
said @ 12:51pm GMT on 10th Aug
La la laaaa la la. |
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cb361
said @ 6:58am GMT on 10th Aug
I'm a Doctor. I'm a Doctor and I want my sausages |
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KingPellinore
said @ 12:00pm GMT on 10th Aug
"If I find out it was you that bet on that horse, you know what i'll do, don't you, Basil?" ... "You'll have to sew them back on first." |
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wottan
said @ 8:56am GMT on 10th Aug
Good lord, who would want to be photographed picking up a sex toy with their mom? |
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cb361
said @ 11:17am GMT on 10th Aug
Hey! Sharing is good for the environment. |
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pleaides
said @ 12:16pm GMT on 10th Aug
THAT GIRL |
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rndmnmbr
said @ 1:03pm GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:1 Funny]
I don't think it would even bug me. Some time back, I think I reached maximum shame with my mother, and it kinda looped over to no shame at all. And today, if I discovered she raped horses and ate babies, I'd be all "Hey guys, this is my mom, she rapes horses and eats babies. Gimme a beer." |
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pleaides
said @ 2:57pm GMT on 10th Aug
Not quite as cool as Bertie's Aunt Agatha, who was known to eat broken bottles and make human sacrifices by the light of the full moon. |
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rndmnmbr
said @ 3:48pm GMT on 10th Aug
She and my mom would probably hit it right off. |
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happyman
said @ 10:51am GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:1 Underrated]
OR, this could all be a publicity scam and they never intended to give away free vibes... I'm pretty sure internet searches for these trojan vibes skyrocketed after this. |
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cb361
said @ 3:05pm GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:2 Funny]
The problem is that even though unwanted vibrators are supposed to be disposed of properly, they often get flushed down the toilet and grow to full size in the sewers. When fully mature, one of those babies can make an entire city block orgasm. |
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landsky
said @ 6:34pm GMT on 10th Aug
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half
said @ 7:07pm GMT on 10th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
good to know Ms. Landsky. |
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