Sensible Erection | Official Report: Super-secret numeric codes prove Obama not born in Hawaii, probably became black at later date

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Official Report: Super-secret numeric codes prove Obama not born in Hawaii, probably became black at later date

quote [ Sheriff Joe Arpaio's posse said there was probable cause that Obama's long-form birth certificate released by the White House in 2011 was a computer-generated forgery. Mike Zullo, the chief investigator, said numeric codes on parts of the long-form b.c. indicate those parts weren't filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama's father and his field of work or study were completed. ]

Now if Arpaio can just get to the bottom of the 1968 car crash that claimed Mitt Romney's life.

[politics] [by Ankylosaur@1:24amGMT] [+7 Funny]

Comments

sanepride said @ 1:34am GMT on 19th Jul
Can we please just get this crazy old bastard out of his sheriff's uniform and into some nice comfy pj's in a nursing home somewhere?

SnappyNipples said @ 1:46am GMT on 19th Jul
Man, they have tried and tried, but its the white old people (retirees) that keep voting him back to office.

papango said @ 1:47am GMT on 19th Jul
And that's why they should be the ones to have to put up with him.

sanepride said @ 2:22am GMT on 19th Jul
Unfortunately a whole lot of darker-skinned people of Latino descent also have to put up with him.

incpenners said @ 4:03am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:-5 Troll]
You have to play the race card.

He certainly can't win on the economy.

When you gonna look into Fast & Furious, saney?

A Bag Of Salted Dicks said @ 4:13am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:5 Funny]
You know what to do.

sanepride said @ 4:34am GMT on 19th Jul
WTF are you yammering about? Arpaio can't win on the economy? What?

snowfox said @ 5:41am GMT on 19th Jul
He means Obama. It's one of the weakest possible arguments since the President doesn't control the economy and any attempts the Democrats have made to improve the situation have been blocked by the GOP.

The only reason I can think of as to why GOP voters don't understand that their party sabotaged the economy on purpose so they could blame Obama is... well... they don't believe any credible news sources. They get their news from people who have no problem lying to them.

The "liberal media" boogeyman is perhaps the single most effective thing the GOP has created, allowing them to insulate their voter base from reality.

bruceski said @ 9:34am GMT on 19th Jul
When gas was above four bucks it was Obama's fault. Now that prices have dropped fifty cents is that Obama's credit too?

kichijoii said @ 1:46pm GMT on 19th Jul
It's classic GOP: they take credit for the good they didn't do, and blame others for the wrongs they did themselves.

sanepride said @ 12:16pm GMT on 19th Jul
Not to mention it has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread.

ComposerNate said @ 12:21pm GMT on 19th Jul
Credit him for not reminding of Kennedy's drowned girlfriend.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 8:02am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:-1 Underrated]
What is up with all these right-wingers being so quick to play the race card card? Seriously, as soon as anybody mentions race in any context whatsoever, a bunch of libertarians or whatever jump out of nowhere and shout RACE CARD RACE CARD RACE CARD as if that were an argument.

cb361 said @ 9:29am GMT on 19th Jul
Are you playing the race card card card?

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:01am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:-1]
Who polices the police police?

cb361 said @ 11:36am GMT on 19th Jul
The police police the police police, whilst the police police police the police.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:04pm GMT on 19th Jul
Swanky!

happiest_sadist said @ 9:50am GMT on 19th Jul
Yes, and herp a derp to you as well, friend!

Naruki said @ 1:47am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
Pink ones, and the nursing home should have walls made of chain link.

sanepride said @ 2:40am GMT on 19th Jul
...and maybe attendants who at some point Sheriff Joe's deputies stopped and demanded proof of citizenship from.

afrasr said @ 1:37am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:2 Insightful]
I wish the GOP and the birthers would just come out and call him a nigger and be done with it.

Yes.. we know you are racists, just admit it already

Ankylosaur said @ 1:50am GMT on 19th Jul
But the secret codes show that his father's race wasn't added when it was filled out, therefore he may not be a ~~nigger~~Kenyan. The "African" entry may actually be a ruse to throw us off his true lineage.

I suspect he might be some sort of reptilian shapeshifter or possibly the bastard offspring of a Shadow Person. Clearly we need to form more Arizona posses to investigate this important question.

zenviper said @ 5:59am GMT on 19th Jul
Bill Clinton's secret bastard son?

happiest_sadist said @ 9:44am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:1 Interesting]
Shadow people indeed...

incpenners said @ 8:04am GMT on 19th Jul
RACE CARD RACE CARD RACE CARD

wangcan0 said @ 1:42pm GMT on 19th Jul
You know, with just a few more Republican talking points and the current level of punctuation, you'll be a GOP version of madpride.

Carry on!

Cakkafracle said @ 1:47am GMT on 19th Jul
An expendable mouthpeice who will miraculously find 10 mill in a swiss bank account after the election, I'm sure

bbqkink said @ 2:28am GMT on 19th Jul
This is of topic but not worthy of it's own post but..interesting.
I guess i should apologies for the worst interviewer in media
good ol'Rev. Al.

This is more speculation about Romney not increasing his taxes. I have wondered from the beginning why he doesn't just release them.it can't be that he paid little or no taxes some years..we all already know that Obama is running ads saying just that.

It has to be more than that, he wouldn't take this pounding over a tax rate but nobody has came up with a plausible explanation until now.

Catherine Crier comes up with something that makes sense..this he would not want to come out. Skip to 14:00 in vid to avoid rev al .

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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backSLIDER said @ 2:39am GMT on 19th Jul
I'm on my cell for a day or two. Can someone give me a readers digest version?

incpenners said @ 4:02am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:-1]
It's MSNBC.

You can't see video on their site, it has to be posted here.

Silent said @ 7:14am GMT on 19th Jul
Wait.. *calculates on fingers*
He's right guys, everything posted to SE can be found on.. OTHER WEBSITES!
Damn, now I feel silly for coming here daily, should have just gone to those sites instead.

lilmookieesquire said @ 7:52am GMT on 19th Jul
I find it ironic that the Fox News guy has an issue with the msnbc guy.

You think they'd sympathize with rag others posting style.

Fox News said @ 9:32am GMT on 19th Jul
yip yip yip

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:13am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
Yip yip, yip yip yowl.

Dog said @ 11:26am GMT on 19th Jul
Gruff gruff Le Chuck rowl Governor Marley gruff.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:06pm GMT on 19th Jul
Governor Marley is hot stuff. My wife once dressed as her for a pirate party. I'd like to dress as Guybrush Threepwood myself but I can't find that badass blue coat in anything close to my size.

mechanical contrivance said @ 1:52am GMT on 20th Jul
You just need breeches and a puffy shirt to look like him in the first game. Carry a roll of mints and a note of credit for 5,000 pieces of eight to complete the effect.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 3:01am GMT on 20th Jul
Yeah, but he looks so much awesomer in the second game. Also if I play second game Guybrush I won't have to shave.

sanepride said @ 12:27pm GMT on 19th Jul
As if nearly everything penners posts isn't just some regurgitated right-wing agit-prop or a reflexive chant of 'RACE CARD'. Mr. Originality.

bbqkink said @ 4:08pm GMT on 19th Jul

sanepride said @ 4:45am GMT on 19th Jul
Key theories are that either Romney paid little or no taxes in 2009 or that he took advantage of an IRS amnesty program for holders of offshore tax shelter accounts.

sanepride said @ 4:48am GMT on 19th Jul
I admit it's great fun to watch Mitt squirm and try to dodge the whole tax return issue, but I predict this will fizzle and not be significant issue. In fact polls indicate that voters don't really care that much about this, and that's what he's counting on in holding out.
As for this latest speculation that Mitt will drop out or not get the nomination over this, I'll go out on a limb and say 'not a chance'.

bbqkink said @ 4:17pm GMT on 19th Jul
I would say no chance to him dropping out. That was wild speculation. The only way is if somebody (Press) comes up with incriminating information that contradicts Romney before the convention. Not out of the realm of possibility..but.

The other thing is that the Obama people already have something and if they did they wouldn't release it until he has been nominated.

If he doesn't release the tax returns before the debates Obama pounds him with what are you hiding, what are you ashamed of, If he didn't..........lie ,commit a crime, why won't he.

mrcucumber said @ 12:24pm GMT on 20th Jul
America has a short attention span. If the Obama camp is smart, they're holding on to the best stuff until fall.

Something tells me this issue of taxes and tax shelters is going to come up again.

ComposerNate said @ 8:05am GMT on 19th Jul
Skip to which minute?

chold_numa said @ 3:15am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:2 Funny]
Kent Brockman: But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote "Okay."

lilmookieesquire said @ 4:32am GMT on 19th Jul [Score:5 Funny]

happiest_sadist said @ 10:15am GMT on 19th Jul
Um, can we make this go away somehow?

Anti-fuites said @ 2:42pm GMT on 19th Jul
That show was awesome growing up, I actually remember most of these experiments.

ckfahrenheit said @ 6:22am GMT on 19th Jul

kichijoii said @ 1:52pm GMT on 19th Jul
"O-o-bama Daitooryoo!"

hellboy said @ 4:30pm GMT on 19th Jul
He IS a robot! We've been looking at the wrong conspiracy all this time!

SnappyNipples said @ 10:15am GMT on 21st Jul
Is he a pusher bot? or a shoving bot? Will he protect us from the terrible secret of space?

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:09am GMT on 21st Jul
OH NO I HAVE STAIRS IN MY HOUSE

Barnabas_Truman said @ 11:10am GMT on 21st Jul
Also, I've been wondering: is the terrible secret of space the answer to the riddle of steel?

rabiddawg said @ 11:51am GMT on 20th Jul
the usa gave him a chance and he screwed up !
time to get rid of the lying pos!

Dna01 said @ 10:36pm GMT on 21st Jul
Please, go away.

cb361 said @ 10:55pm GMT on 21st Jul
That didn't work on Dubya.