Sensible Erection | The fish with its genitals on its head

Saturday, 7 July 2012

quote [ At the bottom near the tip, there is a forward-facing serrated saw, or ctenactinium. Further forward, right under the head, there is a forward-facing rod called the toxactinium. ]

Cue dickhead jokes.

NSFW in case your boss is a fish.

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/8eq2-WH7WoE?rel=0

[by Misanthrope@2:58amGMT] [+4 WTF]

Comments

satanspenis666 said @ 3:28am GMT on 7th Jul
There once was a fish from Nantucket

mechanical contrivance said @ 3:37am GMT on 7th Jul [Score:3 Funny]
whose genitals were on its head.

damnit said @ 3:05am GMT on 8th Jul
It mated at a 45-degree angle

happiest_sadist said @ 5:49am GMT on 8th Jul
post passion's peak, from fishing-line sudden dangled
he's angled- now strangled near dead,
and finally dropped in a bucket.

Scansion is hard when I'm drunk. Damnit, 11 syllables?!
Also, this is kind of unmetered meter.

Stereotypical Fat American said @ 4:12am GMT on 7th Jul
But how does it taste?

arrowhen said @ 7:35am GMT on 7th Jul
Like ass.

GordonGuano said @ 4:23am GMT on 7th Jul
That setup would be all kinds of handy when going down on a chick, it would prevent hand cramps. Every dude would have to grow a ZZ Top beard, though.

backSLIDER said @ 4:48am GMT on 7th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
every man but three...

sanepride said @ 4:27am GMT on 7th Jul
What about fish stick jokes?

Supreme_Coconut said @ 2:35pm GMT on 7th Jul

arrowhen said @ 6:19am GMT on 7th Jul [Score:5 Insightful]
Dick heads, dick heads, roly poly dick heads...

lilmookieesquire said @ 6:22am GMT on 7th Jul
http://www.livescience.com/13148-men-lost-penis-spines-human-evolution.html

Asscheeks Akimbo said @ 6:29am GMT on 7th Jul
That must be a much more efficient use of blood than our set-up.

scoiattolino said @ 8:04am GMT on 7th Jul
it would probably eliminate the existence of strip clubs

Supreme_Coconut said @ 2:38pm GMT on 7th Jul
Obligatory:

Misanthrope said @ 8:22pm GMT on 7th Jul
Relevant:

eIfish said @ 10:28pm GMT on 7th Jul
"Priapiumfish"?

And here was me thinking "sperm whales" got a raw deal from taxonomists.

GordonGuano said @ 12:19am GMT on 8th Jul
Consider the jizz lobster.

mechanical contrivance said @ 4:12am GMT on 8th Jul
Or the river vagina.

eIfish said @ 10:44am GMT on 8th Jul