Sensible Erection | First post. Seemed appropriate.

Sunday, 1 July 2012

First post. Seemed appropriate.

Local desperado caught red-handed. Or something like that.

[humour] [by BelchFire2000@5:27pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

feldenglas said @ 5:33pm GMT on 1st Jul
Is this real life?

scojam said @ 5:58pm GMT on 1st Jul
I thought everybody masturbated while driving, drugs notwithstanding.

mky said @ 8:14pm GMT on 1st Jul
Now that I'm driving an automatic I have to have SOMETHING to do with that hand.

cb361 said @ 7:00pm GMT on 1st Jul
Is this a fantasy?

krupa said @ 7:51pm GMT on 1st Jul
Caught in a landslide.

Jack Blue said @ 9:02pm GMT on 1st Jul
Pushing down on me.

mechanical contrivance said @ 12:37am GMT on 2nd Jul
Like a baby

theolypse said @ 3:35am GMT on 2nd Jul [Score:3 Funny]
....

...

.

touched for the very first time...

arrowhen said @ 4:42am GMT on 2nd Jul
...keeps on slipping (slipping, slipping) into the future.

midden said @ 3:01am GMT on 2nd Jul
Life is just a fantasy. Can you live this fantasy life?

BelchFire2000 said @ 5:40pm GMT on 1st Jul
Oregonlive is the website for our local newspaper, the Oregonian. It's for real. Welcome to my neighborhood.

blacksun said @ 6:14pm GMT on 1st Jul
greetings from Bend

sanepride said @ 5:40pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:3 Underrated]
I'm assuming you just posted this for cheap laughs, but the surprisingly compassionate outcome actually gives me some hope for the US criminal justice system.

maryyugo said @ 5:45pm GMT on 1st Jul
I like your name. It reminds me of the car in old Donald Duck cartoons.

GordonGuano said @ 10:26pm GMT on 1st Jul
I remember Mort Kissoff driving a Belchfire 2000 in the "Down on the Farm" comic strip that ran in Mother Earth News in the 70s and 80s. Now I know where L. Bruce Holman got the idea from.

Or maybe it was a Belchfire Twelve, come to think of it. At any rate, thanks for posting!

graham said @ 6:08pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
Just sayin', good content and all, but this is really...unsearchable. Which I guess is ok because people don't really post much on the site anymore, but, you may want to put a few key words in the extended or something :D

sanepride said @ 6:10pm GMT on 1st Jul
(...or else!)

cb361 said @ 6:57pm GMT on 1st Jul
Or else you'll have to get off his lawn.

graham said @ 7:01pm GMT on 1st Jul
;)

leezurd said @ 5:43am GMT on 3rd Jul
Frisbee

granitewitch said @ 6:44pm GMT on 1st Jul
Classic mugshot- a blending of Beavis, Sideshow Bob and Boris Karloff.

cb361 said @ 7:04pm GMT on 1st Jul

granitewitch said @ 3:55am GMT on 2nd Jul
That actually got me into researching Ted Cassidy for a bit, and watching Addams Family clips. He was pretty damn funny in that series. I was far too young at the time to appreciate that.

cb361 said @ 8:39pm GMT on 2nd Jul
The Addams Family probably does improve with age. When I was small I liked the Munsters, but now Addams seems more layered.

sanepride said @ 10:10pm GMT on 2nd Jul
Not surprising, considering the Addams Family was adapted from the work of a New Yorker cartoonist.

ckfahrenheit said @ 11:33pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
he wasn't on heroin?

Naruki said @ 7:11pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:2]
Man, I totally thought this was the paint huffer guy.

Naruki said @ 8:26pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Underrated]

leezurd said @ 5:44am GMT on 3rd Jul
My first thought!

citizenQ said @ 7:29pm GMT on 1st Jul
I'd wondered what Bruce Willis has been up to recently.

Wulf said @ 9:33pm GMT on 1st Jul
Needles. BTTF.

ENZ said @ 9:43pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
At first glance of the thumbnail I thought the guy had a ninja star sticking out of his neck.

granitewitch said @ 10:53pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Interesting]
And the people at b3ta have been at work on it as well...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10799002
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10799102

themanwhoeatslettus said @ 12:16am GMT on 2nd Jul
Stay classy Portland

midden said @ 3:04am GMT on 2nd Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
+1 Dick Tracy villain mug shot.

mechanical contrivance said @ 4:01am GMT on 2nd Jul [Score:1 Informative]
Masturbating can relieve the tedium of a long, boring drive.