Sensible Erection | Tom Kat no more... let the jokes commence !

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Tom Kat no more... let the jokes commence !

quote [ Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing, bringing an end to a five-year marriage. ]

This should be interesting.

Maybe some of the kookier Scientology stuff will come out.

[humour] [by afrasr@2:43amGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 2:47am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Who will get custody of the body thetans?

sua_sponte said @ 3:26am GMT on 30th Jun
I was once close enough to Tom Cruise to punch him in the face.

Obviously I should have.

Naruki said @ 4:51am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:3 Funny]
How could you stoop so low?

... or was he wearing platform shoes?

sua_sponte said @ 10:40am GMT on 1st Jul
Actually now that you mention it he was, in fact, standing on a platform.

cb361 said @ 12:17pm GMT on 1st Jul
He's always standing on a platform. He has two Preclears with him at all times to carry it, like Vitalstatistix and his shield.

zarathustra said @ 3:32am GMT on 30th Jun
There is a surprise.

kichijoii said @ 3:33am GMT on 30th Jun
"interesting"

ithaqua10 said @ 3:48am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Katie is suing for custody of her career

Naruki said @ 4:51am GMT on 30th Jun
Check the morgue.

ckfahrenheit said @ 7:59am GMT on 30th Jun
o noes

bruceski said @ 4:06am GMT on 30th Jun
Watch as in divorce disputes it's revealed that Tom's relatively sane and Katie was the crazy one deep into the Scientology.

assbastard said @ 4:20am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:5 Funny]
To quote something I saw on Twitter, "Congratulations to Katie Holmes on finally chewing through her entire leg!"

Navier-Strokes said @ 4:27am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:3 Insightful]
Holy shit, this is getting posted on SE?

Ankylosaur said @ 5:49am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:4 Insightful]
It's celebrity gossip, but it's celebrity gossip involving an ingénue being drawn into a bizarre scifi cult with promises of sex with her (closeted) teenage movie-star crush whose poster she used to masturbate to, so I think we should allow it.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 6:19am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:2]
Some people get all the luck. Katie Holmes and Nick Cannon are living (or have lived) the dream. Who grows up thinking "some day s/he'll be mine!" and then actually succeeds?
Maybe it's not too late for me. Wait, who did I wank to 15 years ago? Geri Halwell's nude photos? Hmm.. she probably still looks hot.
*Mission accepted*

b said @ 6:29am GMT on 30th Jun
Make with the photos already.

zarathustra said @ 7:09am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
Id get divorced I I hadn't had sex if five years, too.

fz75 said @ 2:59pm GMT on 30th Jun
The real clincher is the diverse bit, adding offspring in the mix.

fz75 said @ 6:45pm GMT on 30th Jun
*divorce

Excited Corpse said @ 1:56am GMT on 1st Jul
and they are both married to gays!!!!

Supreme_Coconut said @ 3:01am GMT on 1st Jul
Um.. pretty sure Mariah Carey isn't munching carpet in her spare time.

snowfox said @ 5:26pm GMT on 1st Jul
Mine was Harrison Ford. But that will never ever happen.

cb361 said @ 5:37pm GMT on 1st Jul
I think you're in the queue behind my mother and sister then.

For me, it would have to be Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth, who seemed nerdy and imaginative and self-reliant.

theolypse said @ 3:36am GMT on 2nd Jul
And aged well. By the by.

mechanical contrivance said @ 4:02am GMT on 2nd Jul
Not if you don't make it happen.

joe_mannix said @ 11:21pm GMT on 30th Jun
PIXPLSOKTHXS

Of Katie masturbating to the poster, not Tom...

graham said @ 8:30am GMT on 30th Jun
SE is what you make of it. Post what you want, when you want? Until Marck pulls the plug, of course.

I for one went to a bitchin concert tonight. If I felt not-so-drunk I might post some pictures from it, but here we are. Mexican standoff.

dreamingzephyr said @ 3:44pm GMT on 30th Jun
Thanks for reminding me about this site's mortality.

:(

DuncmanG said @ 4:53pm GMT on 30th Jun
I don't know what you're talking about. Sensible Election is still going strong. There I can learn about buying low cost beats by dr. dre headphones, new facts about car washes, and Linux reseller hosting in India.

happiest_sadist said @ 2:40pm GMT on 4th Jul
We can rebuild it; make it better, faster, stronger.

Now if we could only get a copy of the database...

mrcucumber said @ 3:04pm GMT on 4th Jul
Offer marck $10k. He'll give it too you then.

yardflamingo said @ 4:33am GMT on 30th Jun
Who goes to see this man in the movies?

Raikva said @ 8:06am GMT on 30th Jun [Score:2]

GordonGuano said @ 1:01pm GMT on 30th Jun
I hate to admit it, but that character was hilarious and Cruise did a great job with it. Otherwise, I only watch movies with $cientologists if their character dies.

Mad March Harris said @ 3:10pm GMT on 30th Jun
Watching the video on mute with your own music of choice works nicely as well. I happened to be listening to k-pop and it was appropriately unbecoming.

azazel said @ 3:19pm GMT on 30th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
Does not work as well with Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam

tickaz said @ 9:22am GMT on 1st Jul
It works surpisingly well with Agalloch

Supreme_Coconut said @ 3:03am GMT on 1st Jul
I watched the whole movie without realizing that was Tom Cruise. Then I said "That guy looks so familiar" and the girl I was with is like "Seriously? That's Tome Cruise!"

cb361 said @ 8:30am GMT on 30th Jun
Somebody must, but it was definitely the whole Scientology thing that took him from just another pointless celebrity to deeply weird, and creepy/threatening-weird at that, not fun/individualist-weird. But, who cares?

Nostrildamus said @ 11:24am GMT on 30th Jun
The contract was for exactly half the time of Nicole's stint.

pleaides said @ 12:50pm GMT on 30th Jun [Score:4 Insightful]
My vote is for the 'who gives a fuck'. Honestly, fuck the both of these overpaid self important dickheads.

Dioxin said @ 11:48am GMT on 1st Jul
Does this mean they changed tactics?

Croatia said @ 9:36pm GMT on 1st Jul [Score:1 Informative]
Upvoted for Scientology News.