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Wednesday, 9 May 2012
quote [ Ingesting Corpses gives strength of the person consumed. “We preserve our life with the death of others. In a dead thing insensate life remains which, when it is reunited with the stomachs of the living, regains sensitive and intellectual life." ]
The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine. The question was not “Should you eat human flesh?”, but, “Which flesh should you eat?”
[sci&tech] [by madpride@4:00pmGMT] [+6 Underrated] Human Pastries http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/14/brazil-cannibal-empanadas_n_1426173.html?ref=world Catholic Cannibals and the Church practice of hiding them. http://jonathanturley.org/2011/10/15/catholic-bishop-indicted/#more-40583 The Macabre Tradition of Burning Human Bodies on the Banks of the Ganges http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/news-burning-dead-varanasi Mortician will pose dead bodies for a price http://www.thegrio.com/news/morticians-funny-take-on-death.php Sure, there was a dead man in the bedroom, but the rent was free http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/may/08/suspect-bunked-with-dead-man-for-six-days-151/?partner=RSS *********************************************************** Brains on Psilocybin… http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/scicurious-brain/2012/02/08/this-is-your-brain-on-psilocybin/ Ketamine - Magic Antidepressant http://neuroskeptic.blogspot.com/2012/03/ketamine-magic-antidepressant-or.html American Jesus Jerky Typical 'Humanitarian' Rape and Awe Train Spanking the Monkey by Red, White and Blue Nightmare Vaginas http://www.smoking-mirrors.com/2012/02/easter-bunny-jesus-jerky-on-gone-dead.html Curse of the Native American Cannibals http://www.godammit.com/2011/09/23/christians-curses-and-cannibals/#comments Lunatics of Gods Creation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Dza2PlwRA Clementine Cannibal (NSFW) http://clementinecannibal.tumblr.com/ Grimm Love... eating a voluntary victim whom he had found via the Internet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes Cannibalism in 1840s California http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenous Stumble Upon Vagina Dentwata http://www.vaginadentwata.com/2012/01/men-going-their-own-way-stumble-upon-vagina-dentwata/ Shitting Holy Terror of Jesus http://www.cracked.com/funny-2832-leonardo-da-vinci/ |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 4:07pm GMT on 9th May
Texas Chainsaw BBQ. |
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DuncmanG
said @ 4:16pm GMT on 9th May
[Score:1 Insightful]
In some sense, I wish that MadPride's posts were all part of some ARG. I kind of get the sense that they aren't, though. |
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madpride
said @ 8:04pm GMT on 9th May
Watchtower peeper freaker bizarre Romneybot spacelord fuckertronic john travolta gay masseuse-rays cell-phone drone vision hypno fucking every woman on the planet from behind. Gay persons fucked from behind and in every direction by conservatives and christions in 4-d. Romneybot bull semen main lined daily methosemen hardcore steal the cash get the ass |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 8:41pm GMT on 9th May
Took the words right out of my mouth! |
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cb361
said @ 9:26pm GMT on 9th May
Must have been while you were kissing me. |
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madpride
said @ 10:21pm GMT on 9th May
[Score:2 Insightful]
"semen foeniculi pellit spiracula culi", which literally means "the fennel seeds make blow the arsehole". |
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happiest_sadist
said @ 2:25am GMT on 10th May
This may be my favorite thing that you have ever said. |
damnit
said @ 4:22pm GMT on 9th May
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damnit
said @ 4:24pm GMT on 9th May
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KingPellinore
said @ 4:24pm GMT on 9th May
I like "Fuck me, Ray Bradbury" better. |
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endopol
said @ 4:58pm GMT on 9th May
Wok me, Amadeus? |
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damnit
said @ 7:06pm GMT on 9th May
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KingPellinore
said @ 7:51pm GMT on 9th May
She makes me wish I was Ray Bradbury. |
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Tossin monkey salad
said @ 10:20pm GMT on 9th May
Licking curious-no-more Georges ass for over an hour and encouraging him to defecate while wearing a dress, high heels, feather duster in his ass... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/03/zoo-keeper-licks-monkeys-butt_n_1475873.html?ref=weird-news?hpweird=y |
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cb361
said @ 9:17pm GMT on 9th May
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happiest_sadist
said @ 2:29am GMT on 10th May
Not too bad. Now, if she can just learn to stretch the joke just one more order of magnitude past the point where it stops being funny, then she could find lucrative employment writing for Saturday Night Live or Cracked.com. |
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happiest_sadist
said @ 2:30am GMT on 10th May
Also, I'd hit it. |
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Ankylosaur
said @ 4:13am GMT on 10th May
[Score:1 Funny]
Sexy sex! |
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mad hot
said @ 7:11pm GMT on 10th May
ESKIMOSEX http://eskimoknows.tumblr.com/post/22766281383 |
anagramophone
said @ 4:49am GMT on 10th May
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madpride
said @ 5:28pm GMT on 10th May
"behaviors that were considered savage and cannibalistic. One was Catholics, whom Protestants condemned for their belief in transubstantiation, that is, that the bread and wine taken during Holy Communion were, through God’s power, changed into the body and blood of Christ. The other group was Native Americans; negative stereotypes about them were justified by the suggestion that these groups practiced cannibalism. “It looks like sheer hypocrisy." |
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mental transubstantiation
said @ 9:13pm GMT on 10th May
"a body-snatching ring in New York City that stole and sold body parts from the dead to medical companies. It’s a disturbing echo of the past. Says Noble, “It’s that idea that once a body is dead you can do what you want with it.” "cannibalism in Brazil as no worse than Europe’s medicinal version, and compares both favorably to the savage massacres of religious wars." |