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Friday, 27 January 2012
quote [ The Fleshlight iPad holder comes to us from the fertile, febrile mind of prolific designer, author, recipe-creator, and opinionater Tv Slicèdbread Miller. The device – currently only in conceptual-design form – clips onto the outside of the iPad (lengthwise of course), and allows the user to pleasure himself while looking at the screen. ]
This is a "no brainer" for a product idea; it could revive the flaccid pron industry, if you build it.
[sci&tech] [by The_late_Jerry_Bock@3:29amGMT] [+6] |
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landsky
said @ 3:39am GMT on 27th Jan
ipadcleaningcloth.com |
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satanspenis666
said @ 3:44am GMT on 27th Jan
[Score:1 Informative]
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landsky
said @ 4:00am GMT on 27th Jan
video: TENGA Black Edition Flip Hole  |
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mechanical contrivance
said @ 4:10am GMT on 27th Jan
Just think, if the guys who designed these things put as much effort into trying to get laid as they did engineering sex toys, they'd be poor and frustrated. |
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swiggy
said @ 4:37am GMT on 27th Jan
flip six three hole? |
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arrowhen
said @ 6:58am GMT on 27th Jan
[Score:2 Funny]
So that's how you build a lightsaber! |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 10:34am GMT on 27th Jan
Tenga's videos are pretty awesome: I'm kinda sad that I can't find the way too stylish music video they had for the eggs. |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 10:36am GMT on 27th Jan
Okay, found it after all. |
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theolypse
said @ 9:10pm GMT on 27th Jan
This would leave me with no idea what Tenga Eggs are, except for the clear certainty that they were created by sophomore graphic design students. |
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De_Wr0ng
said @ 6:32pm GMT on 27th Jan
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 6:15am GMT on 27th Jan
I always kind of assumed the chore of cleaning my own spunk out of one of these outweighed whatever sensation it could give me over my hands. |
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madpride
said @ 6:50am GMT on 27th Jan
Thats what she said... |
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azazel
said @ 1:05pm GMT on 27th Jan
It's not. |
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landsky
said @ 1:33pm GMT on 27th Jan
Do you not wash your hands?  :-) |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 3:43pm GMT on 27th Jan
I. Am. Spiderman. |
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landsky
said @ 10:30pm GMT on 27th Jan
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pleaides
said @ 1:34pm GMT on 27th Jan
Didn't Bill Hicks describe masturbation as being something like KFC? Beforehand you think 'oh yeah, this'll be awesome' but afterward you feel kinda guilty and have very oily hands. |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 2:12pm GMT on 27th Jan
That's a joke I've heard from several different comics and never agreed with. I feel content and sleepy after jerking off, not guilty. |
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pleaides
said @ 12:31pm GMT on 28th Jan
Gender? |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 3:44pm GMT on 29th Jan
Uhh, same as Bill Hicks? |
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spite48
said @ 11:54am GMT on 28th Jan
Using a masturbatory sleeve isn't as sinful as using your hands because you can pretend that you accidentally fell into it, or that you were only using it to clean your penis. |
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5thEarth
said @ 10:16am GMT on 30th Jan
In the interests of consumer advice and because I'm not particularly ashamed to admit it in this sort of company, I have owned a fleshlight, and the cleaning issue is exactly what put me off of it. They are a pain in the ass to clean, take forever to dry, and get totally disgusting if you don't clean them more or less right away, and they get weird and sticky if you don't keep them powdered with corn starch or something similar. Yes, they do feel good, but not *that* good. It's basically like having a nice wank and then doing the dishes. |
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gunthar
said @ 4:26am GMT on 27th Jan
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 6:13am GMT on 27th Jan
I wish you had posted earlier JB. get it? |
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zenviper
said @ 12:09am GMT on 28th Jan
Yep :/ |
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SnappyNipples
said @ 6:24am GMT on 27th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
That is pretty expensive just to fuck some angry birds. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 6:37am GMT on 27th Jan
I guess that's fine... if you like em young. |
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cb361
said @ 7:07am GMT on 27th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
Put a picture of Steve Jobs on it, and they'll make a fortune. |
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DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
said @ 10:38am GMT on 27th Jan
[Score:1 Underrated]
Onacon USB onahole Buy it here and tell us about your experience |
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Kevin Costner
said @ 2:24am GMT on 28th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
So, what you're saying is... if you build it, they will cum. |
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