Sensible Erection | Fotoshop by Adobé

Friday, 13 January 2012

Fotoshop by Adobé

quote [ This commercial isn't real, neither are society's standards of beauty. ]

Impressive production values for a spoof ad.

[humour] [by Nihil@4:12pmGMT] [+10 Good]

Comments

ComposerNate said @ 5:34pm GMT on 13th Jan

endopol said @ 7:55pm GMT on 13th Jan [Score:2 Informative]
From this radiolab episode

endopol said @ 8:03pm GMT on 13th Jan
Damn, I thought that would work.

What Lincoln saw in the mirror (SFW):

carrotboi said @ 10:51am GMT on 14th Jan
Half expected that Scarlett Johansson stuff.

sacrelicious said @ 6:19pm GMT on 13th Jan
damn, I had this exact idea awhile back.

vintuk said @ 7:08pm GMT on 13th Jan
http://izismile.com/2010/08/11/photoshopped_celebrity_photos_49_pics.html

sacrelicious said @ 7:37pm GMT on 13th Jan
those are mostly very subtle alterations.

and Alicia Silverstone looks absolutely terrible either way. how's that vegan diet workin' out for ya?

mrklipp said @ 8:04pm GMT on 13th Jan
Yes, clearly that's the problem, nothing to do with her getting older, it's the tofu!

sacrelicious said @ 8:09pm GMT on 13th Jan
yeah, well she ain't as old as she looks in even the Photoshopped one. I'd have pegged her for a woman of fifty in that one.

ComposerNate said @ 8:09pm GMT on 13th Jan
Fergie makes me nauseous.

b said @ 5:18am GMT on 14th Jan
I'd say most of those are completely glaring alterations. Making skin look plasticky, whitening skin tones and above all, make all the eyes look massively fucked up.

As far as photoshopping these photos, the person or persons doing them overdid it by a lot.

In fact, I'll say for myself that for the majority of those photos the before looked much, much better.

sacrelicious said @ 6:07am GMT on 14th Jan
maybe I just read so much photoshopdisasters.com that anything short of airbrushing out a navel or a leg qualifies as restraint.

Garibaldi said @ 9:19pm GMT on 15th Jan
Very subtle alterations? 90% of them seem to take the sandblasting method of removing all the subject's pores, my personal photoshop hate.

buzhidao said @ 10:57pm GMT on 13th Jan
almost all of them look better before the alterations. the drastic eye makeup additions in some of them make me think of those scary pageant kid photos.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:19pm GMT on 13th Jan
Except for Britnney Spears and Katy Holmes, I liked the before pictures better. Even with those two, the after pictures were still *gurk*

oh and fergi.

actually, all those photoshops look like really really bad paintbrushing.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:19pm GMT on 13th Jan
*airbrushing.

whatever. Some kind of brushing.

ComposerNate said @ 9:41am GMT on 14th Jan
tooth

aliron said @ 11:36pm GMT on 13th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
I'm not 100% sure but it really looks like the before pics were photoshopped already.

rjm said @ 10:51pm GMT on 13th Jan
High production values, but as satire this is pretty bad.

The "oxy-hydro ~~~~~ -plastic beads" is the only line that drew a smile.

Jaxon said @ 11:18pm GMT on 13th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
So what you are saying is that you are dead inside.

carrotboi said @ 6:01pm GMT on 15th Jan
Also dead outside. Exfoliate ffs.