Sensible Erection | Dude kills parents with hammer, then hosts a party.

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Dude kills parents with hammer, then hosts a party.

quote [ A 17-year-old boy killed his parents in their Port St. Lucie home and then hid their bodies in a bedroom while he hosted a house party. ]

Everyone felt so hammered the next day.

[by KropperPrime@6:24pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

KingPellinore said @ 6:31pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3]
This felt oddly appropriate...

azazel said @ 6:35pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:4 Funny]

f00m@nB@r said @ 11:33pm GMT on 21st Jul
I see this:

azazel said @ 11:55pm GMT on 21st Jul
I'll fix when I get home then.

lilmookieesquire said @ 6:28am GMT on 22nd Jul
http://qkme.me/577h

anagramophone said @ 4:51am GMT on 23rd Jul
it's irritating that quickmeme uses stupid tricks to make sharing content from it a pain. "NO! U MUST VISIT SITE AND MAKE US AD MONEYS!!" ...still, forgiveable until they sell out to cheezburger.

anagramophone said @ 4:56am GMT on 23rd Jul
however, they seem to allow hotlinking--which i had assumed they would not--so, not so irritating
mookie's link:

sanepride said @ 8:31pm GMT on 21st Jul

manbaby said @ 6:41pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Underrated]

mwoody said @ 7:39pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Informative]
As a public service announcement: you have now seen the good part of this movie. Don't do what I did and, after seeing this part linked over and over, go find the film and expect it all to be this cool.

manbaby said @ 7:50pm GMT on 21st Jul
It's a good flick, it's just very little of it that's "hammer-wielding badass beats up thugs". So it's probably best if you don't go in expecting two hours of just that.

blibblob said @ 8:07pm GMT on 21st Jul
But with the mentality of American movie-viewers what could possibly make it good if it's not an hour and a half of non-stop hammer-wielding badass?

Narrenschiff said @ 2:01am GMT on 22nd Jul
Yeah, but it's not that the rest is like thoughtful good filmery, it's Patented Korean Convoluted "Storyline".

eggboy said @ 5:20am GMT on 22nd Jul
I think the story was Japanese, it was based off a manga but I havn't read it yet. Good movie tho.

crom said @ 8:44pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 Underrated]
This is spot-on, unless you have interests in the areas of dialog, character development, plot, atmosphere, cinematography, or discussion of certain themes (that I can't go into without ruining the movie) in which case Oldboy is an excellent film. But if all you like is gratuitous fight scenes, definitely stick with Youtube clips.

the belt said @ 9:49pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2 Insightful]
Oh please. The characters were paper-thin, their motivations were laughable, and the "twist" at the end was completely idiotic and contrived.

zenviper said @ 1:13am GMT on 22nd Jul
The twist wasn't well developed, but I would say the movie overall was very satisfying for an action-revenge flick.

lilmookieesquire said @ 1:44am GMT on 22nd Jul
An American remake is being planned, which will be directed by Spike Lee.[5

hahahahahaha *sob*

damnit said @ 4:18am GMT on 22nd Jul
somehow he'll find a way to ruin it, then bash Clint Eastwood for indirectly calling him a racist

rndmnmbr said @ 7:33am GMT on 22nd Jul
They should just let Eastwood direct the movie.

I hate to say this, but Clint Eastwood has better directorial chops than Spike Lee ever wished he could.

Dioxin said @ 8:16am GMT on 22nd Jul
Bollywood beat you to it.

willrogers said @ 9:16pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Insightful]
Thanks.

Tell us more about your terrible taste in movies.

lilmookieesquire said @ 6:41pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2]
I guess parenting isn't all it's cracked up to be.

KropperPrime said @ 6:53pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2]
It was a killer party nonetheless.

KingPellinore said @ 6:59pm GMT on 21st Jul
Yes, but it was murder getting an invitation.

manbaby said @ 7:05pm GMT on 21st Jul
You really hit the nail on the head with that one.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 4:58am GMT on 22nd Jul
You guys seem to have a firm handle on this.

insanemonkey said @ 11:29pm GMT on 23rd Jul
Hey guys, I've got a joke. I'll just leave it up on thisledge.

kichijoii said @ 7:00pm GMT on 21st Jul
I heard it was a smashing good time.

lilmookieesquire said @ 7:50pm GMT on 21st Jul
I can't believe you made that pun before I did...
what a crushing blow!

piginspace said @ 3:22pm GMT on 22nd Jul
Apparently they never had any problems in the family.
And the first serious argument they had, they were able to hammer out an agreement in no time.

lilmookieesquire said @ 7:15pm GMT on 21st Jul
I dare say it was a smashing success!

KingPellinore said @ 7:18pm GMT on 21st Jul
That was so bad, I may claw my eyes out.

lilmookieesquire said @ 8:22pm GMT on 21st Jul
I thought I had nailed it.

mrcucumber said @ 9:23pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
Yes, but it was framed differently!

EPT said @ 10:45pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Funny]
The partygoers have already given the police their impact statements.

Baron said @ 11:08pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
This guy's gonna get pounded in prison.

KingPellinore said @ 1:36am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
Keep hammering that message home.

lilmookieesquire said @ 1:42am GMT on 22nd Jul
I was pretty sure the point was well driven in.

zsander said @ 2:13am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:1 WTF]
Who knows who's gonna win this e-peen contest...

GordonGuano said @ 3:57am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
His party list no doubt started out with "blood, gin...".

eggboy said @ 5:17am GMT on 22nd Jul
Lets keep the sledging to a minimum shall we?

feeling constipated said @ 9:32pm GMT on 21st Jul
Everyone got hammered.

tickaz said @ 3:46pm GMT on 24th Jul
Well their child didn't exactly turn out to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

structured_spirits said @ 6:54pm GMT on 21st Jul
http://youtu.be/HtM4DdLYFfI

sanepride said @ 7:22pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Insightful]
They should totally make a movie out of this. It could be like a darker, bloodier version of 'Risky Business'.

mwoody said @ 7:41pm GMT on 21st Jul
"Risky Business" meets "Weekend at Bernie's" meets "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Yes.

maryyugo said @ 7:40pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Funny]
Yikes. Where were the parents? Oh...

lilmookieesquire said @ 7:55pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:3 Funny]
"Raeann Wallace, who has been a neighbor of the Hadleys for more than 20 years, said she's "very sad" to learn of their deaths.
"I mean, this is the time in their life when their children are grown," Wallace told WPBF 25 News. "That's when you really start to live again, you know, and I know that. I have four children. You know, when your children are grown, that's when you starting taking the nice vacations."

Raeann really captured the true tragedy in that statement there.

Nihil said @ 11:56pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
It's been said before, but I can't wait to be old and retired so I can say all kinds of inappropriate stuff.

mrcucumber said @ 12:58am GMT on 22nd Jul
Why wait? Has it stopped you before?

drd69 said @ 12:56am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:1 Informative]
Love my kid but it is nearly time for him to branch out on his own.
I will give him the support he needs up to a point but even though the way Ms. Wallace stated it sounds a little insensitive I understand it.

lilmookieesquire said @ 3:38am GMT on 22nd Jul
Not at all. I understand it... just... I don't think that's how I'd personally want to explain it to the media.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 4:57am GMT on 22nd Jul
Yeah, once they turn 7 they need to start pulling their weight.

KropperPrime said @ 1:19am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:2 Insightful]
The trick is to murder your children so you can party before they murder you so they can party.

KropperPrime said @ 4:27am GMT on 22nd Jul
lilmookie knows where I'm going with this ;)

lilmookieesquire said @ 5:55am GMT on 22nd Jul
Oh no. No no no. Nice try but I'm not falling for the "Lets play the Touch My Hammer" game again. >:(

SnappyNipples said @ 8:47pm GMT on 21st Jul
Mom was a teacher and yet the boy was a school drop out...

FifthSpango said @ 8:49pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:2]
Some people take the Beastie Boys waaaay too seriously.

mrcucumber said @ 9:24pm GMT on 21st Jul
I wonder if he used this kind -

http://www.nextag.com/Dead-On-Tools-Dead-75115186/prices-html

feeling constipated said @ 9:38pm GMT on 21st Jul [Score:5 Underrated]
And the first officer on the scene was, ...

danshyu said @ 9:48pm GMT on 21st Jul
+1 Party Hard

tickaz said @ 3:58pm GMT on 24th Jul
Andrew WK approves

swiggy said @ 12:56am GMT on 22nd Jul
Well, this was obviously a very stupid move, unless there was an "everyone get their fingerprints on this hammer" party game during the proceedings.

ckfahrenheit said @ 2:35am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:2 Good]

ckfahrenheit said @ 2:40am GMT on 22nd Jul [Score:1 Informative]
"happy version" (in case the full title got cut off, like it does in my browser)

tickaz said @ 3:57pm GMT on 24th Jul
This is by the same guy who did that smooth jazz version of Enter Sandman. I like his stuff. He also does metal versions of acts such as Bee Gees and Lady Gaga.