Sensible Erection | Sensible Throwback: Day 1

Saturday, 18 September 2010

quote [ Werewolf, Werwolf, or Wehrwolf may also refer to: ]

And it Begins!

Our small town has always been a peaceful place. Except for that one time we were invaded by werewolves. And that other time both we, and our alternate universe selves were attacked by werewolves. Other than the constant threat of werewolf attacks, it been a wonderful place to live. Only now, something completely unimaginable has happened. More Werewolves!

Every night the werewolves kill one amongst us. Sometimes, though, it is believed that they are able to take one of the townspeople into their fold. Should they start to outnumber us, we are doomed.

Meanwhile, a serial killer is running rampant. The serial killer is also killing on of our fold every night. Fortunately and unfortunately for us, a vigilante is hunting the killer. By killing. Frankly, this isn't a great time for our tourist trade.

To help us out we have a priest who can secretly protect on person every night and a Nightwatchman who investigates on person every night. Additionally, a secret order of trust worthy Masons are in communication with each other, trying to lead the town in the right direction.

The only solution is to band together to try to lynch a Werewolf every day, while they are powerless to resist.

The Players

Caffeine
Shizac
Dissonant
smorar_edge
Kishi
skainsmate
todde
bodnoirbabe
Stension
brat#3
drunk
KingPellinore
Cool_Drool
Zelgius
(-_-)
beerboy
Mopy J
lilmookieesquire
theolypse
redriverrat
eightysix
spite48
Badgerbaiter
TheCooler
Todomanna
redemption
LoC
penisinface
deadcarboncopy
Narrenschiff
Fwee
Misanthrope
dead_bob
verycleanteeth

Lets do this thing!

[mafia game] [by shiney things@5:02pmGMT] [+10 Good]

Comments

shiney things said @ 5:07pm GMT on 18th Sep [Score:4]
Lynch votes go here!

Bodnoirbabe said @ 6:30pm GMT on 18th Sep
Because I never got to participate in this tradition before....kishi!

penisinface said @ 7:00pm GMT on 18th Sep
penisinface

If you guys are going to kill me please do it now!

Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:14pm GMT on 18th Sep
So are you, like, a jester or a 'splody or something?

Todomanna said @ 7:38pm GMT on 18th Sep
Not in game.

RedRiverRat said @ 7:38pm GMT on 18th Sep
Ok, penisinface you're right. We might as well get it over with early.

Caffeine said @ 7:14pm GMT on 18th Sep
My first day's vote is Misanthrope, for laying claim against my name. There is only one Caffeine, sir, and I'll not stand to see an identity thief in our fair town.
And his comment was technically in a Sensible Throwback post, so that seems kosher.

eightysix said @ 7:20pm GMT on 18th Sep
I'm backing caff up and voting Misanthrope. Also because I haven't gotten to vote for him in a while.

DeadCarbonCopy said @ 8:08pm GMT on 18th Sep
penisinface well, if he wants to be lynched

Narrenschiff said @ 9:02pm GMT on 18th Sep
eightysix should go the way of his name!

Narrenschiff said @ 10:07pm GMT on 18th Sep
spite48 because he's a meanie!

Narrenschiff said @ 12:10am GMT on 19th Sep
lilmookieesquire ohhh no you don't

Narrenschiff said @ 5:51am GMT on 19th Sep
Boidnoirbabe, for the old times!

Narrenschiff said @ 5:51am GMT on 19th Sep
Bodnoirbabe, I mean, haha

Bodnoirbabe said @ 6:53am GMT on 19th Sep
Boid is your face red!

Narrenschiff said @ 5:40am GMT on 21st Sep
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DAY ISn'T OVER

eightysix said @ 10:11pm GMT on 18th Sep
should not!

spite48 said @ 9:16pm GMT on 18th Sep
Narrenschiff because his uncle was a werewolf. I hear that lycanthropy is hereditary.

Narrenschiff said @ 10:06pm GMT on 18th Sep
: ((((

smorar_edge said @ 9:52pm GMT on 18th Sep
brat#3 because the random number generator chooses you!!

badgerbaiter said @ 10:00pm GMT on 18th Sep
I'm no big city lawyer or anything... So I'm going for Fwee

Stension said @ 10:05pm GMT on 18th Sep
lilmookieesquire

For tradition's sake.

theolypse said @ 10:08pm GMT on 18th Sep
I am provisionally ready to oblige penisinface.

theolypse said @ 10:23pm GMT on 18th Sep
No, no, wait. Penisinface is a werevole. I know because of the silky coat and having smelled many werevoles in my day.

lilmookieesquire, on the other hand, is two different people in two different places. Very werewolfy.

theolypse said @ 8:07am GMT on 20th Sep
Let's be honest, here.

spite48

Fwee said @ 11:01pm GMT on 18th Sep
Caffeine because right now, I want you so bad that I hate you.

LoC said @ 11:28pm GMT on 18th Sep
-_- 'cuz I never get to vote for him. Seriously, don't think I ever have.
Take that, friend!

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:38pm GMT on 18th Sep
I have it on good source that Narrenschiff's tears taste like candy.

Narrenschiff said @ 12:11am GMT on 19th Sep
Switch your vote and I'll switch mine, brigand!

lilmookieesquire said @ 5:34am GMT on 19th Sep
I understand theolypse has a fur fetish.

TheCooler said @ 1:17am GMT on 19th Sep
Bodnoirbabe because I don't have anything to go off of at the moment

brat#3 said @ 2:45am GMT on 19th Sep
Todomanna. You may have escaped last time, but surely that was because you had wolf taint-either that or you were hogging all the wolfsbane!

Todomanna said @ 6:36am GMT on 19th Sep
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about madam. I'm a perfectly ordinary citizen. With fleas.

brat#3 said @ 8:41pm GMT on 19th Sep
spite48.

spite48 said @ 1:35am GMT on 20th Sep
Ahah! You like cake!

brat#3 said @ 4:06am GMT on 20th Sep
Yes, but would you mind feeding it to me? My hands, occupied, you know.

spite48 said @ 4:36am GMT on 20th Sep
Sorry. My hands are, um, sticky. From cake. Yes. Cake.

drunk said @ 2:51am GMT on 19th Sep
Caffeine
Because that's the name of the bar it seems
and if the owner dies then the wake will be amazing!

brat#3 said @ 3:04am GMT on 19th Sep
'Tis a foolish drunk who lynches his purveyor, lest the property fall to new tenants.

Though I have always admired the fine windows, and dreamed of opening my own dress shoppe..

kishi said @ 3:55am GMT on 19th Sep
I always figured that, if the bartender guessed he was going to be lynched, he'd be likely to piss in all the kegs he could get to before they dragged him out.

drunk said @ 4:19am GMT on 19th Sep
Upon further consideration, I change my vote to Misanthrope to follow Caffiene's lead.

Mopy J said @ 3:13am GMT on 19th Sep
Bah I don't like the first day lynch being based on meta-gaming. Self vote for Mopy J for today.

Mopy J said @ 3:14am GMT on 19th Sep
Bah I suck. Mopy J.

Mopy J said @ 3:15am GMT on 19th Sep
And I'm definitely throwing my vote behind someone else if you nasty people try for the double lynch.

cool_drool said @ 3:17am GMT on 19th Sep
well, the man called for it, so penisinface

kishi said @ 3:49am GMT on 19th Sep
Well, I'm lost without juju around. Forlorn, in fact. Uncertain who to vote for.

I'll just pick on... verycleanteeth for the moment.

Todomanna said @ 6:41am GMT on 19th Sep
Wonder twin powers activate! Form of, throwaway vote!

penisinface

Zelgius said @ 11:48am GMT on 19th Sep
-_-, because trying to decipher his comments makes my head hurt.

-_- said @ 8:40pm GMT on 19th Sep
Az cuz ai speikz framda art unnah ta maind.
Yual geddit vently.
haycair.

KingPellinore said @ 1:45pm GMT on 19th Sep
Yar! I be castin' me vote for dead_bob, fer dead men tell no tales. Or be it TAILS!? Werewolf tails?

shizac said @ 4:29pm GMT on 19th Sep
Narrenschiff frankly because the name sounds like a name a werewolf would have. But I was tempted for -_- just because so far I haven't understood a single one of his in game posts.

-_- said @ 8:55pm GMT on 19th Sep
Suuri boot at Mr. shizac, id bee mai wreeshunnal agzendt az mae bee trouin yafer ahoop.
Ai az kood tahc shlewr if'd aelp?

beerboy said @ 4:53pm GMT on 19th Sep
I'll vote for Misanthrope because it's sort of close to lycanthrope and I have no other leads.

verycleanteeth said @ 5:58pm GMT on 19th Sep
Fwee!

Dissonant said @ 7:01pm GMT on 19th Sep
I'm going to go with verycleanteeth, because he protests too much. Vote may change without notice.

Dissonant said @ 1:10am GMT on 20th Sep
Yeah, penisinface sounds good.

Damn it, I mean... good. Yeah.

redemption said @ 7:14pm GMT on 19th Sep
Birthday weekend makes my brain hurt, theolypse while I go and try to remember how to exist in some semblance of normality.

Misanthrope said @ 9:55pm GMT on 19th Sep
penisinface because I'd like to make sure I'm not the day 1 lynch.

skainsmate said @ 10:54pm GMT on 19th Sep
Stension because.

-_- said @ 2:24pm GMT on 20th Sep
Ai azta voot fir penisinface zeinaz e yaild aht mai.

dead_bob said @ 5:57pm GMT on 20th Sep
I demand satisfaction for besmirching my good name!

shiney things said @ 11:26pm GMT on 20th Sep
then you should probably vote for someone...

dead_bob said @ 2:09am GMT on 21st Sep
that is odd I voted!

dead_bob said @ 2:09am GMT on 21st Sep
(take 2) KingPellinore I demand satisfaction

assbastard said @ 6:17pm GMT on 18th Sep
Oh man, this should be fun to watch. =D Although, it looks like you spelled "one" as "on" every time. Gotta give it up for consistency...

shiney things said @ 7:26pm GMT on 18th Sep
Wow...I amazed by my own bad spelling.

assbastard said @ 7:33pm GMT on 18th Sep
IT CONTINUES!

shiney things said @ 7:38pm GMT on 18th Sep
it's not a good day for typing...

benjamander said @ 8:48pm GMT on 18th Sep
But it is a good day for learning.

TheCooler said @ 8:20pm GMT on 18th Sep
So that no one thinks I am absent, I just wanted to say that I have been in a car dealership all day and I work nights. I'm going to go take a nap and I'll get back to you guys later today.

Caffeine said @ 8:27pm GMT on 18th Sep

Caffeine's Fine Old & Mild Ales, stop on in any time! In uncertain times such as these, it can be a comfort to visit a familiar place. And there's safety in numbers, so bring a friend to buy your drinks!

Bodnoirbabe said @ 8:59pm GMT on 18th Sep
I'll take a keg of your strongest stout. Um....Mookie said he'd be along to pay my tab, so yeah, just load that keg on up to my carriage and I'll be out of your hair.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:42pm GMT on 18th Sep
Ya, sure, I told her "Hey Bodnoirbabe, I'd pay your tab anyday.".

Oh. my. God.

Does that mean something not dirty? I'm so embarrassed!

Narrenschiff said @ 9:00pm GMT on 18th Sep
Got any belgish wheat beers?

badgerbaiter said @ 10:01pm GMT on 18th Sep
I'd like a whyskey SOur good sir. A fine Human drink.

Caffeine said @ 7:32pm GMT on 19th Sep
All drinks served in our finest silver mugs. If you see another patron's hands burn at the touch of his drink, be a fine lad and give him a quick bullet in the heart.
Then we can mount his head at the door, and free drinks for everyone!

badgerbaiter said @ 11:56pm GMT on 20th Sep
Lets have a round for everyone then, right?
Drinks are on me then boys...

eightysix said @ 10:10pm GMT on 18th Sep
Why do you always get to have a bar? =(
All I gots is a fake mustache, and a deck of playing cards with the Queen of Diamonds and the 3 of Clubs missing.

Caffeine said @ 7:11pm GMT on 19th Sep
Because I don't see any other bars, and where else would the good folks get drunk?
Sounds like you're halfway to running a casino to me!

theolypse said @ 10:11pm GMT on 18th Sep
I assume that Gaffer Underscore-Hyphen is your regularest.

-_- said @ 11:32pm GMT on 18th Sep
Straung draenk bee teh uhndoon u oos maertuls waen naht taekin wit gud faud azwel.
I az mae tihpel u biht waen de dae az doon buhdt nought saw egglar az ta tehl.
Naw, aye iz maer a kahnsoomir o is eanherjizzin lickzer dan eni ting aels.

penisinface said @ 8:43am GMT on 19th Sep
GODDAMIT FACE WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?! EVERYTIME I TURN AROUND YOU'RE ALWAYS JIBBER JABBERIN' ABOUT SOMETHIN! FUCKING FACE! SHUT YOUR FUCKING... YOUR FUCKING... YOUR fuckin... FACE!!!

-_- said @ 8:38pm GMT on 19th Sep
Ah weel, ya seim a biht waerked oop aboot iht nau dounshaw.
Ai'd wreckmend uh bihtto strang draink az ta caum yar nirvs buhd au dna gno iffn yecn andl iht wrightold.
Luggatyanahw.

Goddinya.

kishi said @ 3:59am GMT on 19th Sep
Who do I gotta sleep with to get a decent mai tai in this town?

Todomanna said @ 6:38am GMT on 19th Sep
*strips naked and jumps into kishi's bed*

-_- said @ 3:19pm GMT on 20th Sep
Mai tai iz sumzvere inda addict mit mai bes zute, ai'd bee ahpi ta lune id taya ifn oo laik iht.

smorar_edge said @ 3:30pm GMT on 20th Sep
But I don't know of any bees that are addicted to Mai tai's...

-_- said @ 3:47pm GMT on 20th Sep
Urnat maichyn ini cents Mr. smorar_edge, yes mite spin lez taim aht Mr. Caffeine's stabishmint uffn oo wintz pipl ta oonerstinzya.
Hust apeese uv hidvise froom aphrin.

Dissonant said @ 1:17am GMT on 20th Sep
Got any Shirley Temples? I swore off alcohol after the doctor told me my liver would be next.

KingPellinore said @ 2:10am GMT on 20th Sep
Yar, I be thirstin' fer a flagon o' grog!

skainsmate said @ 6:00pm GMT on 20th Sep
I'll take one Old & Mild, my good man.

Narrenschiff said @ 8:59pm GMT on 18th Sep
Listen. Guys. Listen.

I know that way back, my distant uncle with whom I share the same name, face, and mannerisms, turned out to be a werewolf. That's true. I'll admit that. I'll also admit that he murdered lots of your friends and family. That's also true.

However, we all know that being a werewolf isnt' hereditary! NOT. AT. ALL.

I've taken many steps over the years to clear my family name and I'm sure many of you know that if I'm anything, I'm not a werewolf.

Not at all.

spite48 said @ 9:18pm GMT on 18th Sep
I but all that. I'm just voting for you because of that time you caught me masturbating in the corn silo, and lynching you is a sure fire way to get back at you for telling everyone in town.

eightysix said @ 10:04pm GMT on 18th Sep
You masturbated in the corn silo? I thought that soup was too creamy.

-_- said @ 11:59pm GMT on 18th Sep
Teh bee ebryveir.

badgerbaiter said @ 10:02pm GMT on 18th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Ahhhh it was a fine summer, the wine was good and you ripped me throat clean out you did... fine year.

kishi said @ 3:56am GMT on 19th Sep
Wait. Is getting killed by werewolves hereditary, too?

badgerbaiter said @ 9:04am GMT on 19th Sep
I would imagine that it probably is... Soon find out though!!

theolypse said @ 10:12pm GMT on 18th Sep
It's true. Everyone, he's telling the truth.

He's actually a were-badger.

-_- said @ 11:35pm GMT on 18th Sep
Ooooh dohz bee baddins, yu nah wanha bee daellien wit ahni veres, spessi volvies un vadgies.

TheCooler said @ 1:20am GMT on 19th Sep
Are we on the lookout for werevaginas too?

benjamander said @ 1:39am GMT on 19th Sep
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!

and -_-
here's your sugar.

-_- said @ 3:57am GMT on 19th Sep
Aeh prissaihts eh biht o soogir deir Mr. benjamander ahz te eanherjizzin lickzer iz a mite bihder furmi.
Yer wiglenz aiswail.

cool_drool said @ 3:20am GMT on 19th Sep
something about werevaginas scares me. reminds me of Vagina dentata.

-_- said @ 4:04am GMT on 19th Sep
Naitat Mr. TheCooler, I spaikd o vere vadgrz iffn ahniting.
Nao, iffn yuil skooz mai, ai az caus ta mailk fermi eanherjizzin lickzer forn iz cooldaun do muich.

Lukes laik faug rawlin ihn, ai besbee laitin te laits azwail.
skooz mai Sair, doody cawlz.

kishi said @ 3:48am GMT on 19th Sep
Somehow, I'm not surprised to open this up and find the first lynch vote was for me.

TheCooler said @ 4:25am GMT on 19th Sep
better luck next time?

Bodnoirbabe said @ 6:56am GMT on 19th Sep
No hard feelings, to be sure! I just never had the honor before!

kishi said @ 5:43pm GMT on 19th Sep
Oh, not at all. Gotta respect tradition and all. =)

DeadCarbonCopy said @ 8:31am GMT on 19th Sep
lol, at least it's only one vote (at this time). I would have voted for you, but it wouldn't have been as funny if I had to change my vote to do it and I didn't think of it at the time.

penisinface said @ 8:36am GMT on 19th Sep
just fyi. I'm a regular townie and anyone that votes for me is suspicious

Zelgius said @ 11:50am GMT on 19th Sep
Wait, you're calling yourself suspicious?

RedRiverRat said @ 12:12pm GMT on 19th Sep
Wait, you're calling yourself Townie?

RedRiverRat said @ 12:18pm GMT on 19th Sep
BTW: on Day 1 saying go ahead and kill me is an open invitation.

You act like you are surprised that people take you up on your offer.

So I'm guessing it's a is a WIFOM gesture, but I'll see you hang to see the truth. 70/30 you're a Wolf.

Unless of corse in this horribly long clock time (why do the nubs get to play a quick game where we have to wait for days?) I may well change my mind.

penisinface said @ 5:30pm GMT on 19th Sep
whatever dude. a town that doesn't trust me is a town I don't want to be in.

kishi said @ 5:43pm GMT on 19th Sep
But what if they're trusting your word that they should kill you?

Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:12pm GMT on 19th Sep
This seems really confrontational and odd and I will be really really shocked if you don't turn out to be a jester or a 'slodey. I'm staying far away from your lynch for just that reason.

-_- said @ 8:50pm GMT on 19th Sep
Sploodain hezzerz beena foon addal.

Bodnoirbabe said @ 7:11pm GMT on 19th Sep
I imagine the time difference are due to more players here. Plus, I didn't want the newbs losing attention. Frankly, I think they still get too much time, but with the time zones, I figure 24 hours is the shortest time I can do a day to be fair to everyone.

shiney things said @ 3:15am GMT on 20th Sep [Score:2]
I made it a long day becasue it was a weekend. Past games have shown that people are less active on the weekend, so I figured I needed to make sure the game ran well into monday. I'll probably be shortening the days later on. I'm thinking 36-48 hours should be good.

cool_drool said @ 11:33am GMT on 20th Sep
that's awesome. there is nothing worse than a game starting on friday, and as a player missing the weekend, only to find yourself 300 comments behind on monday morning, and dead.

Caffeine said @ 7:43pm GMT on 19th Sep
Hahahaha, this is the most amusingly terrible defense ever. I want in on this action.
Here goes:
I am a townie, anyone that votes for me is a pedophile.

brat#3 said @ 8:18pm GMT on 19th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
No wonder Fwee hates wanting you, you're far too old for him.

Caffeine said @ 9:01pm GMT on 19th Sep [Score:2 Funny]
I wish he knew how to quit me.

spite48 said @ 8:33pm GMT on 19th Sep
Ooo this is fun!

Anyone that votes for me is a chronic masturbator and likes cake.

How's that?

-_- said @ 8:45pm GMT on 19th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
*sips coffee*

Aimah toonitoo un hennihun hut vohz furmi izza vereveegul on hets ghillinz an widderz!

Dissonant said @ 1:21am GMT on 20th Sep
But... but I don't want to vote for you?

Mmmm.... cake.

shiney things said @ 3:20am GMT on 20th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
But as GM, I cant vote for you...

spite48 said @ 4:35am GMT on 20th Sep
And yet, you must!

smorar_edge said @ 8:31am GMT on 20th Sep
Classic!!

shizac said @ 1:21am GMT on 20th Sep
Its been a while since I've played, but I seem to remember a vote counter thing or something? does that still exist?

Zelgius said @ 1:46am GMT on 20th Sep [Score:2 Informative]
You mean the voting script? You can get it from cb361's profile.

shizac said @ 1:56am GMT on 20th Sep
thank you, i apparently haven't played since I got the new computer and didn't realize it was a script I needed.

Mopy J said @ 6:35am GMT on 20th Sep
This script is mentioned every game. It should just be linked in the intro for the benefit of new peoples and those who just forget.

-_- behind the mask said @ 1:30pm GMT on 20th Sep
Is there one for chrome?
And... would it be too much trouble for someone to post the present vote count?

KingPellinore said @ 1:35pm GMT on 20th Sep [Score:1 Informative]
I believe it works with Chrome as well.

lilmookieesquire said @ 1:41pm GMT on 20th Sep
Ya, got no idea how to install the extensions into the chrome... Something about the internets...

-_- said @ 1:47pm GMT on 20th Sep
Tinkya abriboody.

KingPellinore said @ 1:57pm GMT on 20th Sep
Yar, why persist ye with such a contrived pattern o' speech?

-_- said @ 2:05pm GMT on 20th Sep
Aim huzt ah zimpel mahn mit zimpel neadz, leemeeloan ta tehn mai caus un doodys un ai bee ahpi.
Naut aul o oos kahn bee sew looki azta sahle ta zee un spik lak hookinaerz.
Goddinya.

TheCooler said @ 2:26pm GMT on 20th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
I agree with face. Not all ooze can be used to sew hookers.

-_- said @ 3:24pm GMT on 20th Sep
Tinkya mooch Mr. TheCooler, iz aways nyse ta gno dierbe hooderz hat pheelzdazame.

DeadCarbonCopy said @ 2:06pm GMT on 20th Sep [Score:1 Underrated]
not to complain, but I think the days could be a little bit shorter.

shiney things said @ 2:47pm GMT on 20th Sep
They will be. I let this one go so long because it was the first day and a weekend.

-_- said @ 3:16pm GMT on 20th Sep
Ai az ohpin ee mait gedm daunta twehnhifur uurs apees oun shew de ginners hauw iz dune.
Hust mai toosense.

-_- said @ 12:43am GMT on 21st Sep
Tee ourz dagho.

KingPellinore said @ 12:58am GMT on 21st Sep
Yar, I concur. As ye can see by th' position o' Cassiopeia, there be three hours until we know th' truth.

And by "th' position o' Cassiopeia", I mean I checked me watch. 'Tis a Cassio.

-_- said @ 1:18am GMT on 21st Sep
*blush*

Wail ien zur ah main sutc ah yurslf knoosbess, sooc ah baig strung main o iz azwail ;)

*curtsies*

Ai bezbe bek tama churz new sair.

*walks away*

KingPellinore said @ 3:08am GMT on 21st Sep
Shiver me timbers! Don't ye get th' wrong idea. I be Captain o' me own vessel an' me first mate be a lady, if'n ye catch me drift.

-_- said @ 1:43pm GMT on 21st Sep
Aurya praupezihtunnin mai cahhptin?
Ah loonli faermir az meezilf az lilmaer ta uffer din ome cukd mels un ah waerm bid ta te laikes uv oo ... ah sissooned traevlir in waerld weiri roog.
Stail, ai mai az cunziidir ait.
Ell mat un de marrow in wail booth avad taimta slaipunit.
Goddinya.

-_- said @ 1:53pm GMT on 21st Sep
Luks liak ai az Thorsdayz oopen doh :/

shiney things said @ 4:10am GMT on 21st Sep [Score:3 Informative]
The town gathered near the pyre that had been built earlier in the day. penisinface was being backed against the flames.

"Throw him in!" shouted Todomanna.

"But I'm innocent" he replied.

But it was to late. penisinface tripped and fell into the bonfire.

His last words were "I told you so!"

He was a townie

Sent me your night actions please!

spite48 said @ 5:21am GMT on 21st Sep
My night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner.

kishi said @ 3:28pm GMT on 21st Sep [Score:2 Insightful]
I like to believe that no day is wasted if you masturbated and ate cake.

spite48 said @ 7:47pm GMT on 21st Sep
Sorry what I typed was inadvertently ambiguous. This is what I meant:

I lament the wasted day. While lamenting I concurrently masturbate and eat cake. Then I cower in a corner.

spite48 said @ 7:48pm GMT on 21st Sep
Also tagline?

Todomanna said @ 5:39am GMT on 21st Sep
I shouted no such thing! It was more of a chant.

-_- said @ 1:52pm GMT on 21st Sep
AW WAI HID EE AVTA YAIL AMME?!?
AI WAZ SKAERED BAI IZ DEEMINOR UN VOOTD EMUSHINILI!
Te wurl az loost ah inrsin toonie un ai az loozt mai proudhest loovr, mai bid wilnah bee teh zaem naermur on Thordays naits :(
Goddrezzya penisinface, mai un mai face ill naevr furgit ya.

lilmookieesquire said @ 5:47pm GMT on 21st Sep
How do we KNOW he's not a werewolf? I'm going to need to borrow the body tonight... for... examination.

Todomanna said @ 8:21pm GMT on 21st Sep
Hey! You got first turn with the last one! Give someone else a chance!