Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Happy Wheels

quote [ Happy Wheels now has some sound. If you're not seeing the new version, clear your cache and refresh. ]

I recommend starting out with "Obstacle Course" to get the feel for it. Fun game, if you can call it that; more of a playground perhaps. similar to the dirtbike games, but there isn't really a goal aside from finishing whichever level you have chosen to play, all of which seem to be created by the community.

Up/Down arrow = Forward/Backward. Left and right balance left and right. "Space" provides the main action (jumping, rockets etc.) Z releases the player from the vehicle (space grabs objects after you have released). Different characters have different actions.
[games] [by robotroadkill@9:19pmGMT] [+8 Good]

Comments

gunthar said @ 9:27pm GMT on 8th Sep
i kind of wish i had posted this when i originally saw this... it's pretty sadistic.

RuneLancer said @ 6:50pm GMT on 9th Sep
...Why does the kid end up with /four/ shoes at the end?
robotroadkill said @ 9:33pm GMT on 8th Sep
It could use more levels, unfortunately.
ENZ said @ 9:39pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Underrated]
There are hundreds of user-made levels. Some of which are actually good.
robotroadkill said @ 9:50pm GMT on 8th Sep
Oh, you mean the big damn button that says "Browse levels?"

I should have known about that, being the poster....
ENZ said @ 9:41pm GMT on 8th Sep
Any idea why there are only four playable characters when the character select screen has spaces for 25?
gunthar said @ 9:41pm GMT on 8th Sep
it aint done yet!
Ankylosaur said @ 10:40pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:3]
Supreme_Coconut said @ 11:00pm GMT on 8th Sep
If a heaven exists, I like to think it's a lot like this.
ENZ said @ 11:15pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2 Funny]
If Hell exists, you're Luke!
swiggy said @ 3:50am GMT on 9th Sep [Score:2 Funny]
Hactar said @ 5:36am GMT on 9th Sep
See also this classic Sexy Losers strip.
Chop-Logik said @ 9:51pm GMT on 8th Sep
Elastomania with dismemberment? Nice. The different characters make it pretty hilarious.
sanepride said @ 10:19pm GMT on 8th Sep
Took a several plays before I discovered it's actually possible to win.

If you can call that winning.
Sanji said @ 12:40am GMT on 9th Sep
Ugh why do people keep saying this is good? Controls are just bad. Lean forward and be able to roll in a wheelchair? Unpossible!

It had great promise and failed to deliver
robotroadkill said @ 12:45am GMT on 9th Sep
If you are interested in a more realistic wheelchair game...

http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~jchuah/projects/wheelchair/index.html
straw said @ 4:45pm GMT on 9th Sep
I'll bite: I liked it 'cause I haven't been that ashamed of myself for laughing that hard for quite a while.
Hactar said @ 3:31am GMT on 9th Sep
Link down. Mirror?
sedarnok said @ 8:43am GMT on 9th Sep
You're the fairest of them all :)
tickaz said @ 9:28am GMT on 9th Sep

Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: User db92504 already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /nfs/c06/h05/mnt/92504/domains/totaljerkface.com/html/_inc/config.php on line 17
MYSQL error:
Try hitting refresh in a bit.

Looks like its a bit too popular
robotroadkill said @ 9:25pm GMT on 9th Sep
If it goes offline again, you can play a demo version (without all the user-made levels) here...

http://www.funny-games.biz/happy-wheels.html
robotroadkill said @ 9:49pm GMT on 9th Sep
Crap, do you think it was because of this post?...

Sorry Everyone! You have crushed my poor site. I'm not sure if it went down due to host being unable to handle the traffic, which there was a whole lot of yesterday, or my own mysql programming inefficiencies. Anyways, this is a bit of an emergency, I'm currently doing freelance work in an office away from home, and I've not been able to get in touch with my php/mysql friends. I'm currently getting an error of "User .... already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in ... ". If you have a great deal of experience in the matter and might somehow be able to help, please let me know at totaljerkface@gmail.com.


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