Sensible Erection | Rapture To Start Tonight At 18:55 Israel Time

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Rapture To Start Tonight At 18:55 Israel Time

quote [ Time is running out for decisions to be made. For those who have not trusted in Jesus Christ as Savior, do not waste time before the coming judgment. For those who have believed, it is time to clearly understand Christ's coming and warn others. We are almost out of time... ]

Just a heads-up. When the Trumpets sound you'll know it's started. Sorry if you didn't hear about this sooner, but it's not like the Bible is kept in a disused lavatory guarded by a leopard.

Also, something to see on your way up: Two Asteroids to Pass by Earth Wednesday

[by Ankylosaur@1:35pmGMT] [+10 Informative]

Comments

f00m@nB@r said @ 8:59pm GMT on 7th Sep
what

kitten said @ 1:47pm GMT on 8th Sep
what???

scojam said @ 1:48pm GMT on 8th Sep
So just don't lift anything heavy today, or tonight.

Ankylosaur said @ 2:00pm GMT on 8th Sep
Anyone weighted down with heavy objects, such as pocket change, might not be levitated in time. To ensure your place among the Elect, remove all clothing prior to 18:55 Israel Time. Also, roofs might impede ascension, so stand outside.

PottyMouth said @ 3:01pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:4 Funny]
I'm going to do exactly that, and use a megaphone to explain to my neighbors what I'm doing. Because they're gonna ask.

Bodnoirbabe said @ 3:45pm GMT on 8th Sep
Ah yes, the great majesty of the Lord, lifting his beloved believers into Heaven by the power of God's omnipotent shining love only to be defeated by pocket change and ceilings.

kichijoii said @ 7:33pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
You can't take it with you.

Almeister9 said @ 1:49pm GMT on 8th Sep
You mean in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door that says "Beware of the Leopard"

clumsy_juggler said @ 3:06pm GMT on 8th Sep

Krutz said @ 1:53pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:4 Informative]
So how do these Christians reconcile the bit about nobody knowing the time of the apocalypse with people like this? Not to mention the Rapture was an invention of a Scottish theologian about 200 years ago.

Ankylosaur said @ 1:55pm GMT on 8th Sep
Simple, they put a disclaimer at the bottom of the page: "This web site looks for the best scenario of the coming time in light of the Bible and history. It is not an absolute prediction."

Krutz said @ 3:13pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Interesting]
Ah, but by definition (if one assumes the Bible to be infallible), then any prediction is incorrect.

So if, collectively, we all predict every moment when the world could end (at least according to Biblical prophecy), it'll never happen because someone somewhere "knows" when it would (and therefore can't) happen.

I love loopholes.

Lawrence Logic said @ 6:47am GMT on 10th Sep
eh? dogs have four legs, cats have four legs therefore dogs are cats?

Angus MacMormon said @ 2:26pm GMT on 8th Sep
'ave ye not 'ard of the scotch testament?

Krutz said @ 3:14pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2]
I would think it went something like this:

sensibleb said @ 1:55pm GMT on 8th Sep
About fucking time.

/grabs overnight bag

Roulette1337 said @ 1:58pm GMT on 8th Sep
I've had the dream.
I've seen the pearl.

Jewbacchus said @ 2:02pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2]
It will be the tova-ist shanah ever.

todde said @ 2:38pm GMT on 8th Sep
But who will buy retail afterward?

Baron said @ 2:08pm GMT on 8th Sep
LOL Yeah right

sacrelicious said @ 2:24pm GMT on 8th Sep
just when I'm flat fucking broke the rapture happens and I can load up on all the possessions the faithful have left behind? the lord does provide after all!

rndmnmbr said @ 9:38pm GMT on 8th Sep
So if Jesus came back from the dead, and is coming to end the world sometime soon, does that mean Revelations speaks of a zombie apocalypse?

Sweet!

mcclint said @ 2:31pm GMT on 8th Sep
It's about fucking time to purge the gene pool!

rndmnmbr said @ 9:39pm GMT on 8th Sep
I don't think there's a bottle of bleach big enough.

structured_spirits said @ 2:39pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:3 Interesting]

Krutz said @ 4:00pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2 Funny]
Crap! The Rapture is happening sideways!

Ankylosaur said @ 6:35pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:3 Informative]
Remember, Heaven is above Israel. All you guys 90 degrees from there will have to allow for the Sideways Rapture. People in the Americas may experience some scraping as they are dragged over the horizon.

KropperPrime said @ 9:35pm GMT on 8th Sep
Religion and science makes such good friends when you use them like that.

robotroadkill said @ 12:16am GMT on 9th Sep
what about people on the other side of the planet? Are they just pinned to the ground, or do they get pulled through the earth's core?

Ankylosaur said @ 12:42am GMT on 9th Sep
If you are exactly antipodal to Israel, then you are a merbeing (aka Sea Demon) and will thus be counted among the Goats and cast into the Lake of Fire when Christ returns to Earth to establish His Kingdom.

Krutz said @ 1:11am GMT on 9th Sep
What if you're on an ocean liner or airplane? Do you still travel straight down, and if so, is the pull on your Earthly Form strong enough to take the craft you're traveling in with you?

Ankylosaur said @ 1:49am GMT on 9th Sep [Score:2]
Saved Christians do not use such witchcraft as airplanes or travel on decadent ocean liners so the answer is purely academic. However, most leading Eschatologists agree that a hypothetical saved Christian in such a situation would shoot through the floors of any vehicles -- leaving a Christian-shaped hole that will result in sinking or violent depressurization, and consequently the deaths of any unsaved fellow travelers -- and become embedded in the ocean floor. There he or she will wait out the seven years of Tribulation until Jesus returns with the Host of the Elect, who, after defeating the army of the Anti-Christ and helping to establish His Kingdom of New Earth, would form a committee to design a deep-water submersible with mechanical arms (see Ezekiel 1:8-9) to rescue the embedded Christian and bring him or her to the surface. Any damage done to his or her mortal body by the impact or prolonged exposure to isopods will be reversed and, like all other saved persons, he or she will receive a new physical body that is indestructible.

Todomanna said @ 2:09am GMT on 9th Sep
What if you're floating in space above Israel? Will you go down or up?

Ankylosaur said @ 4:35am GMT on 9th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
Depends on your altitude. Heaven is in a statite geosynchronous orbit above Israel (specifically the Temple Mount in Jerusalem) at an altitude of 92,222,222.2 cubits. Since it exists outside of secular spacetime, residing within the upper realms of 12-brane spacetime (see Rev. 21:12), Heaven presents itself to secular space as an infinitesimal singularity invisible to astronauts, satellites, and ground observatories. During the Rapture, all saved Christians above and below Heaven will converge on this point in secular space, forming, in theory at least, a temporary double-conic mass of believers with Heaven at its central apex and the vast majority of its density gradient residing in the cone facing earthward. As there are currently no Christian astronauts at an altitude above Heaven, that I'm aware of, the Rapture Double-Cone can be approximated as a simple Rapture Cone. (This, of course, ignores the possibility of extraterrestrial lifeforms who have accepted Christ Jesus as their Lord and Savior who may reside in the volume outside of the Rapture Double-Cone. If we include this possibility, unlikely as it may be, then the Rapture Double-Cone model shall be replaced with a Rapture Sphere stretching to the outer regions of Christianized space. Whether these saved aliens go down or up or sideways depend on their orientation toward Heaven after the final Trumpet bleats.)

Barnabas_Truman said @ 7:34am GMT on 10th Sep
*tips hat*

You are brilliant and also you need to read The High Crusade by Poul Anderson.

Quick plot summary: evil alien empire sends scout ship to medieval Earth. It lands in England and starts attacking people. The English fight back, kill the aliens, take over the ship, load their entire village and small army into it, and take the fight to the stars, eventually conquering the empire for themselves (and setting up an interstellar Catholic church and feudal system).

sacrelicious said @ 2:39pm GMT on 8th Sep
sorry it's Hulu, but this is a really great fucking episode of Louie on the subject of god

louie counterbalances hulu, right?

zkhan said @ 2:39pm GMT on 8th Sep
Is it a royal pain that this coincides with Rosh Hashanah, or is it just me? I mean, when the shofar blows I want to know whether I should be davening or ascending. As the case may be.

sanepride said @ 2:50pm GMT on 8th Sep
Apparently this term 'Feast of Trumpets' is some kind of crazy christian name for Rosh Hashanah, I assume because of the traditional blowing of the shofar.

As far as the rapture goes, if you're not sure if you'll be ascending, it's safe to assume that you won't be.

cb361 said @ 3:40pm GMT on 8th Sep
I read that as 'the traditional blowing of the scholar', and immediately wondered which culture it is that knows how to treat University graduates right.

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:38pm GMT on 8th Sep
I wouldn't go shofar as to say that.

bruceski said @ 9:45pm GMT on 8th Sep
Now you know why Jewish parents want their kid to go to school and study hard.

todde said @ 6:45pm GMT on 8th Sep
Blowing the shofar?
We usually just tip him fifty bucks.

yardflamingo said @ 2:46pm GMT on 8th Sep
The best is yet to come. Watch the website on the 10th to find the new prediction and why this one was wrong.

sacrelicious said @ 2:50pm GMT on 8th Sep
god procrastinates.

sanepride said @ 2:52pm GMT on 8th Sep
Maybe it'll go 404.

sacrelicious said @ 2:54pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
THINE WEBSITE HATH ASCENDED!

sanepride said @ 2:51pm GMT on 8th Sep
Let's hope this is true. If all the fundies are taken up maybe the dems will have a chance of keeping control of the House and Senate this November.

sacrelicious said @ 2:53pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
if any fundies are reading this: they forgot to mention that god only takes those who drink bleach at the time of the rapture. just thought you should know. no, no need to thank me.

cb361 said @ 3:09pm GMT on 8th Sep
Tell them that a Great Mutant Cosmic Star Goat is going to devour the planet, and for the sake of moral they all need to leave first on a giant space ark.

sacrelicious said @ 3:12pm GMT on 8th Sep
oh great, the first interstellar representatives of the human race are going to be fundamentalist christians. are you *trying* to get us all probed?

orbitup said @ 2:57pm GMT on 8th Sep
[url=http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/]aftertherapture[/url]

I hope it's not too late.

orbitup said @ 2:57pm GMT on 8th Sep
I should know how to do that.

sacrelicious said @ 3:00pm GMT on 8th Sep
I agree.

graham said @ 5:43pm GMT on 8th Sep
aftertherapture

Krutz said @ 3:11pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:3 Insightful]

sacrelicious said @ 3:15pm GMT on 8th Sep
yeah, but Jesus has much more profitable merchandising.

Krutz said @ 3:53pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
Try to buy a first-gen Optimus Prime at a convention someday. :)

Though Jesus offers franchising, which is a good long-term money maker.

structured_spirits said @ 2:20am GMT on 9th Sep
Jetfires are also hella expensive.

sanepride said @ 4:49pm GMT on 8th Sep
Optimus Prime should be the next Governor of California.

Hactar said @ 3:13pm GMT on 8th Sep

KingPellinore said @ 6:34pm GMT on 8th Sep

Aidentas said @ 3:25pm GMT on 8th Sep
That's... 29 minutes from now.

I think I'll order a pizza.

graham said @ 4:12pm GMT on 8th Sep
*timestamp check*

graham said @ 4:12pm GMT on 8th Sep
:O

Aidentas said @ 5:05pm GMT on 8th Sep
My pizza is still not here. :<

graham said @ 5:44pm GMT on 8th Sep
THINE PIZZA HATH ASCENDED

in to my mouf

genesplicer said @ 3:34pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:5 Funny]

Bodnoirbabe said @ 3:48pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Happens to me ALL THE TIME. Then I learned about deodorant.

structured_spirits said @ 3:50pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2 Underrated]
Wow, supposed Christians fucking with other Christians by exploiting their fundamental gullibility is some fucked up shit.

Krutz said @ 4:01pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:5 Insightful]
Apparently you're not familiar with how religions work...

Ebichuman said @ 4:26pm GMT on 8th Sep
For our next prank, we see what happens when Rebbecca comes home to find what LOOKS like her parents' bludgeoned, dismembered, and sexually-violated corpses, with a note from the dark lord himself scrawled in their blood on the living room wall!

Will she be surprised?

Find out next week on Rich Praytor's PRANK 3:16!

sanepride said @ 4:29pm GMT on 8th Sep
It's like shootin' fish in a barrel.

Bodnoirbabe said @ 3:51pm GMT on 8th Sep
HAHA! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! HOW FUNNY!

Krutz said @ 4:03pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:2 Insightful]
HAHA! YOU THOUGHT HELL WAS REAL! HOW SAD!

Baxter_UK said @ 4:52pm GMT on 8th Sep
More like 'haha, your best friend is an asshole'.

Krutz said @ 6:35pm GMT on 8th Sep
Why not both?

sanepride said @ 9:09pm GMT on 8th Sep
Indeed - if you're gullible enough to believe in heaven, hell, and the rapture, you're kind of setting yourself up to be at the mercy of asshole friends.

ComposerNate said @ 8:04am GMT on 9th Sep
Children are gullible.

ComposerNate said @ 4:50pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:4 Funny]
HAHAHAHAHAA YOUR GOD HAS ABANDONED YOU

ComposerNate said @ 5:16pm GMT on 8th Sep
No seriously, I used to be one of these people.

blacksun said @ 8:00pm GMT on 8th Sep
Aggh whyyyyy?! I didn't pray hard enough. *Shoots Self*

Didel said @ 4:59pm GMT on 8th Sep
If I was a dude left behind, I would have totally sniffed the girls panties.

mwoody said @ 6:24pm GMT on 8th Sep
The second half of that sentence makes the "if" in the first part superfluous.

granitewitch said @ 6:54pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
YOU AM PLAY GODS!

rndmnmbr said @ 9:45pm GMT on 8th Sep
NO! AM HYGIENE!

ENZ said @ 7:36pm GMT on 8th Sep
I'm torn between my delight that some Christians have a sense of humor about the silly things they believe in, and my despair that they don't use this for any kind of introspection.

VictorTyne said @ 9:49pm GMT on 8th Sep
Stupid christians can't even fake a prank right for their propaganda.

They could at least have set it up as though it was being filmed on a hidden camera. Maybe spending so much time on SE has jaded me, but if pranks and amateur porn were as real as they claimed then the guy standing there with the fucking video camera would be a dead giveaway.

Nihil said @ 10:37pm GMT on 8th Sep
Or the fact that those were the least sincere tears I have ever ~~tasted~~ seen.

Incidentally, how do you think this was supposed to work as pro-Christianity propaganda?

brat#3 said @ 10:44pm GMT on 8th Sep
Yeeeaaah.. I'm going to call fake, because she is a TERRIBLE actress.

cb361 said @ 3:41pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
I don't trust any rapture website that doesn't have a javascript clock ticking down on its front page.

maryyugo said @ 3:42pm GMT on 8th Sep
Just a second ...

... I think I have to sneeze!

sanepride said @ 4:47pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Interesting]
I think I have to fap.

Hey....maybe instead of the rapture we can have a FAPTURE!

maryyugo said @ 4:55pm GMT on 8th Sep
I always love these religious nut schemes-- you have to trust and believe them entirely without evidence so only total fucktards get saved. All the smart people get burned in hell. Clever god, that one -- he likes dummies best.

maryyugo said @ 4:56pm GMT on 8th Sep
PS: Nobody HAS to fap. It's a choice.

Bob Denver said @ 5:07pm GMT on 8th Sep
Ever hear of TSB? Toxic Sperm Buildup...

maryyugo said @ 6:08pm GMT on 8th Sep
Bend over and I'm sure someone will show you some TSB.

(sorry, unable to resist. it was a choice)

rndmnmbr said @ 9:46pm GMT on 8th Sep
I am intrigued by your words and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

audioblood said @ 6:28pm GMT on 8th Sep
"The next day is also observed by Judaism in case the 9th was declared in error by being too early. However, there are also those who hold to the first observable sliver of the moon as the first of the month. There is a remote possibility of it being viewed on September 9th at evening, but is more likely t[o] be seen on September 10th, making September 11th the Feast of Trumpets according to this view. It may be the best approach to remain alert through all of these days, watching for all sets of possibilities. However, it is believed here that September 8-9th will be the proper day (depending on location)."

INFINITE APOCALYPSE.

happiest_sadist said @ 3:05am GMT on 9th Sep

audioblood said @ 6:31pm GMT on 8th Sep
AKA 11:55 A.M. SET [Sensible/Standard Erection Time]

the9thcircle said @ 6:43pm GMT on 8th Sep
GOOD! Then i'll finally get some peace and quiet!

cb361 said @ 7:07pm GMT on 8th Sep
I've always wanted to write a humanist antidote to the Left Behind series, in which that urban myth about the Russians drilling a shaft into Hell turns out to be true, but then humankind invades hell and rescues the damned without any help from or indeed any evidence of the existence of God, Jesus etc.

Unfortunately I'm not a good enough writer.

headlessfriar said @ 7:45pm GMT on 8th Sep [Score:1 Good]
Try reading the His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman.

Didel said @ 7:50pm GMT on 8th Sep
Actually, that sounds like a great plot for a fucking bad ass big budget movie. Too bad Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and too afraid to piss off the religious right.

It reminds me of the story in the comic book Fables (great comic) in which the characters discuss what it would be like for the United States to invade the Fables countries (think disney). Good stuff, I'll have to go read Fables again.

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:12pm GMT on 8th Sep
Oh! I remember reading a fantasy book- maybe 15 or 20 years ago about a black Mage helping the US open a portal to their world and invading with tanks and jets. You don't really (OK I ddn't realize what was happening until halfway through because of how the fantacy people described everything. It was cool reading about how the dragons etc were getting their asses kicked (our arrows/swords do nothing!) until it got cheesy and they pulled off a fantasy people win. Also, if I recall, black magic seemed a lot like chemical weapons.

happiest_sadist said @ 3:11am GMT on 9th Sep
I just re-read that issue.
Yeah, the Big Bad Guy has been captured and given amnesty by the protagonists, and is walking around in New York with an escort of fables to keep him out of trouble. He's a cranky old bastard who disapproves of us mundanes, saying we should be whipped into shape. His son tells him, Dad, you don't even want to think about that. We never would have had a chance, he says.

happiest_sadist said @ 3:13am GMT on 9th Sep
All right, that probably didn't all need to be so tiresomely explicated, but what the hell, it was one of my favorite parts of the book. It almost made up for what happened to Fafhrd and the Mouser.

balzac said @ 10:53pm GMT on 9th Sep
Also it would totally help if you were talking about the right issue: The Adversary doesn't get fabletown amnesty for several books after the war council you're talking about.

lilmookieesquire said @ 10:35pm GMT on 8th Sep
Isn't tha a bit like the manga comic BASTARD?

Nihil said @ 10:52pm GMT on 8th Sep
The web-fiction The Salvation War is exactly what you describe - God tells everyone to lay down and die, the most religious oblige, everyone else steps up to the plate and mobilise Earth for war. The combined human militaries obliterate the trident-wielding demonic armies with tanks, minefields and heavy artillery, then they invade and conquer Hell through the same portal that was used. The second book deals with Heaven; the third hasn't been startd yet.

It's rather hilarious and progressively develops a decent plot too, but it was written as a letting-off-steam exercise by a military analyst, so be ready for an insane amount of weapon description porn. Although even so it's occasionally utterly amazing (sort-of spoiler).

cb361 said @ 11:40pm GMT on 8th Sep
Interesting. It's already starting to annoy me after the first page though. If it gets better I might stick with it though.

He writes off Religion in one paragraph in order to focus on the story he wants to tell. I think my version would be more about that debate, and essentially about Humanity growing up and Freudianly slaughtering its parents.

My original premise was born of frustration with the sit-down-and-do-what-you're-told attitude of most religions. I mean, if religious scientists really are scientists, then instead of trying to prove that the Earth is 6000 years old, they ought to be figuring out ways to kill God. If you really believe that untold billions are being tortured somewhere, you ought to be researching a way to rescue them, not drawing pictures of Jesus riding a dinosaur.

theolypse said @ 1:29am GMT on 9th Sep
Never fear. He writes off religion in one paragraph four or five more times!

cb361 said @ 5:57pm GMT on 10th Sep
Thanks. An enjoyable read, but very right-wing ;-)

Barnabas_Truman said @ 7:50pm GMT on 10th Sep
Military sci-fi often is. I love Star Fleet Battles, Schlock Mercenary, and Doug Tennapel's comics, but every time they mention anything even vaguely political I just want to give up.

cb361 said @ 8:49pm GMT on 10th Sep
The Salvation War is sort of a Religious Right fantasy about doing away with that whole pesky religious stuff. It's a good satisfying read, as a thought experiment about how a combined human military force would go about invading Hell. But it's less palatable when I realised that it's a modern 'White Man's Burden' story about machine gunning badly armed savage foreign johnnies.

pk359 said @ 9:48am GMT on 9th Sep
Sounds pretty similar to Peter F Hamilton's Void Trilogy as well.

pk359 said @ 9:52am GMT on 9th Sep
Err, I mean the Night's Dawn trilogy.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 7:40am GMT on 10th Sep
but then humankind invades hell and rescues the damned without any help from or indeed any evidence of the existence of God, Jesus etc.

You can totally do this in Dwarf Fortress. Theoretically, at least. Practically, demons are currently so overpowered (some of them are invincible due to the material rewrite; for instance if you run into a randomly generated demon made of steel or steam there's not really anything you can do) that it's not going to happen. BUT SOMEDAY IT WILL because Dwarf Fortress players never see intended endgame events as an obstacle; they see them as a RESOURCE TO BE CONQUERED AND CLAIMED

Menchi said @ 8:24am GMT on 10th Sep
If the demons can't be defeated by an Atomic Bridge-smash, then perhaps a Nuclear Catsplosion will do the trick.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 8:26am GMT on 10th Sep
Two of the most impressive bits of dwarven engineering I've read about are the orbital magma cannon and a siege engine that can shoot into a volcano.

granitewitch said @ 7:46pm GMT on 8th Sep
I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit.

cb361 said @ 10:47pm GMT on 8th Sep
Hey! Don't dis' the koala-fish mutant bird!

Baron said @ 4:32am GMT on 9th Sep
*spits water in your face*

Tirade said @ 8:58pm GMT on 8th Sep
Yes, please, rapture the annoying motherfuckers away. Leave behind the sane people who aren't so self-centered that they think that God created an entire fucking universe and then calmly waited for them to show up before he pulled off his Judgment day.

rndmnmbr said @ 9:48pm GMT on 8th Sep
HA HA CHRISTIANITY, YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKED NOW!

sanepride said @ 2:06am GMT on 9th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
So the rapture has been underway for several hours now and as far as I've heard Sarah Palin is still here.

swiggy said @ 2:06am GMT on 9th Sep
please oh please, oh nonexistant and arbitrarily assigned more importance than all the other mythological beings God, let this be the specific brand of rapture-ready, born-again nutfuckery a good friend of mine happens to subscribe to, and let this be the first step on the road to his mental unshackling.

bruceski said @ 2:35am GMT on 9th Sep
We should arrange for about a thousand people around the world to go into hiding at the same time, creating a fake Rapture.

audioblood said @ 3:51am GMT on 9th Sep [Score:1 Funny]
HOLD ON, THEY'RE STILL FUCKING WITH THE WIRING.

granitewitch said @ 3:49am GMT on 10th Sep
Hey, Christians! YOU'RE STILL HERE! Nyaaahh!

Barnabas_Truman said @ 7:44am GMT on 10th Sep
You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're all locked in here with me.

Vernes said @ 6:03am GMT on 10th Sep
I guess nobody got to heaven?
I guess we're all sinners here.
Let's ask the pope what this means.