Sensible Erection | For the white supremacist child who has everything

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

For the white supremacist child who has everything

quote [ Dark green leather overcoat. Field Gray jacket with all offical emblems and medals as worn by Hitler. Cloth field gray officers cap with gold braiding and die cast emblems. Limited to 2000 pieces worldwide! THIS Figure is rare and very hard to find! Comes new in box! ]

Trouble shopping for the kids of your white supremacist pals? Look no further.

[humour] [by sua_sponte@2:57amGMT] [+7 Funny]

Comments

jaxtraw said @ 3:00am GMT on 10th Mar
Nazi philosophy in a nutshell:

"The Jews are an inferior race! We have to kill them because they are better than us at everything!"

Nihil said @ 7:51am GMT on 10th Mar
Mengele was like that, if I remember correctly. He held the idea that Aryans and Jews were the only two "quality peoples" in the world, and saw WW2 as the final battle to decide the winner (Holocaust vs. Jewish Conspiracy).

fz75 said @ 1:26pm GMT on 10th Mar
huh?

sanepride said @ 5:25pm GMT on 10th Mar
Hey how come they don't have a Mengele doll? :(

aidan said @ 11:57pm GMT on 10th Mar
Mmm, anti-Semitism was part of it, but not all or even most of it. Which is why WWII in Europe was not fought over the Holocaust, it was fought over German expansionism.

gunthar said @ 3:08am GMT on 10th Mar

snowfox said @ 6:39pm GMT on 10th Mar
That is a happy fucking dog.

psychotim said @ 3:09am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Interesting]

Chop-Logik said @ 3:11am GMT on 10th Mar
Photoshoppery!

EPT said @ 3:12am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:2 Funny]
I can tell because of some of the ink and from having seen a lot of newspapers in my time

sensibleb said @ 3:14am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:5 Funny]

NOSOUPFORYOU!

Chop-Logik said @ 3:22am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:5]

Nihil said @ 7:53am GMT on 10th Mar
balzac approves their proper usage of umlaut-replacement diphtongs.

balzac said @ 8:22am GMT on 10th Mar
You're darn tuetin'.

wottan said @ 3:09am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Interesting]
Why does every nazi leader wear black and grey except for Goring who opted instead for a baby blue suit? Did he go up to Hugo Boss one day and say, "You know what, fuck this, no one said you cant be both evil AND fun-loving"

balzac said @ 5:59am GMT on 10th Mar
You'd think someone who idolizes the guy could learn how to spell Göring.
Protip: too lazy for alt codes? You can write an umlaut with an e.
Example: Hermann Goering has the prettiest uniform of all the nazi dolls.

Naruki said @ 7:08am GMT on 10th Mar
It's not a matter of laziness: umlauts quite simply have no business in American English. Probably in British English as well, but that's up to the Brits.

balzac said @ 7:18am GMT on 10th Mar
You're Goering to pay for that.

todde said @ 7:52am GMT on 10th Mar
If it weren't for U!S!A! all you Brits would be using umlauts!

Naruki said @ 8:03am GMT on 10th Mar
"If it weren't for U!S!A! all ~~you~~ those Brits would be using umlauts!"

CapnSilver said @ 9:43am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
Lets be fair, the USSR won WWII for the allies.

wottan said @ 9:50am GMT on 10th Mar
Im pretty sure it's clear that a rag tag bunch of humble time travelling adventurers secretly ensured the Allied victory, and then left immediately to their own time so as to prevent temporal paradoxes.

lilmookieesquire said @ 10:46pm GMT on 10th Mar
Funny. I thought Hitler did...

yasha said @ 5:56pm GMT on 11th Mar
USA clearly "won" WWII.

for about 300,000 dead USA won the pacific basin, the atlantic and half of europe, and constructed a global commercial system that benefited ourselves and our client-allies-colonies in europe and asia. we also broke an economic depression and trained millions in useful skills. combined these all set the stage for a long boom of prosperity, hegemony, and relative peace that still shows no real sign of being arrested.

the soviets suffered tens of millions of dead and had their industrial base trashed. in return they got half of europe, but no real good way to turn that acquisition to profit.

certainly the russians did far more dying in wwii than the americans. but of course, casualties are actually a metric of FAILURE in war.

azazel said @ 10:00am GMT on 10th Mar
But Göring isn't an English name, it's a German one.

Naruki said @ 11:45am GMT on 10th Mar
Absolutely true, and absolutely irrelevant. Next time you write a Chinese name you will realize what I mean.

azazel said @ 12:51pm GMT on 10th Mar
I disagree - umlauts are hardly the same as hanzi/kanji in that regard, given that they're an orthographical representation of a sound shift, whereas Chinese characters (Hànzì) are logograms.

Naruki said @ 1:43pm GMT on 10th Mar
Well, you're right then: you don't realize what I mean. :-)

azazel said @ 2:48pm GMT on 10th Mar
I think I do. I just think you're wrong.

azazel said @ 2:56pm GMT on 10th Mar
Remind me to refresh before replying next time. I thought you were talking about me writing hànzì/kanji, not romaji. Fair enough, I see where you're coming from but I still think it's a rather massive difference between the romanization of a logogram compared to a diacritic. After all, English still uses them, e.g. naïve, café, résumé (although the last one might be a tad older?). On that note, coöperation is, albeit archaic, a native English spelling (whereas the French spelling is coopération).

shiney things said @ 6:08pm GMT on 10th Mar
Umlauts aren't on American Keyboards. His point is that while it is possible to html and umlaut into text, for a quick comment there isn't much point.

Naruki said @ 3:53am GMT on 11th Mar
Actually, I meant something else, but your point is also valid.

fhufi said @ 1:23pm GMT on 10th Mar
Your reasoning is faulty. When writing a Chinese name, I am performing a necessary romanization of characters that can't be transcribed directly.
There is a perfect transcription for umlauts, you just choose to ignore it.

Naruki said @ 1:42pm GMT on 10th Mar
Umlauts are not part of standard American English, just as kanji and other character schemes are not. Americans do not use those characters, so we adapt the names to fit our locale. The same as other locales adapt our names to fit.

It can be disturbing to the person whose name is being adapted, but you learn to live with it.

This has little or nothing to do with whether we can pronounce the name, although there is usually a correlation.

BaxtörUK said @ 12:44am GMT on 11th Mar
bent over, unt I'll make you umlaut

fhufi said @ 9:21am GMT on 10th Mar
Gayyyyyy... I mean, look at the guy!

mihomsi said @ 10:49am GMT on 10th Mar
Not too far from the truth.
Heavy drug user, liked pretty things ...

sensibleb said @ 3:12am GMT on 10th Mar
Ignoring the lack of political correctness, why would anyone want these? The Nazis lost. This is like collecting HD-DVDs or drinking New Coke or cheering for the Buffalo Bills.

kishi said @ 3:15am GMT on 10th Mar
There's a market for "The South Will Rise Again" bumper stickers.

todde said @ 4:10pm GMT on 10th Mar
...like dodgy pickled herring or cheap wine on top of a six pack of beer

EPT said @ 3:18am GMT on 10th Mar

mihomsi said @ 9:01am GMT on 10th Mar
Wat's with only collecting winners?

teknokracy said @ 3:13am GMT on 10th Mar
Because we should completely forget and deny that Hitler ever lived at all.

ENZ said @ 3:35am GMT on 10th Mar
The Spartans were just as bad, yet they're a popular theme for grade school sports teams.

jaxtraw said @ 3:37am GMT on 10th Mar
Sparta was very popular with the Nazis.

teknokracy said @ 7:47am GMT on 10th Mar
Sooo, what you are saying is that in another couple thousand years, when everyone forgets what the Nazis did, and the name sticks around as symbolic of a powerful military force, we'll get the "New California Nazis" varsity team?

balzac said @ 8:24am GMT on 10th Mar
Probably more like using terms like "blitzkrieg" for popular sports maneuvers.

CapnSilver said @ 10:08am GMT on 10th Mar
How about the Illinois Nazis?

anagramophone said @ 3:28am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:3 Funny]

mwoody said @ 4:06am GMT on 10th Mar
I wish I had these as a kid. I could play "arc of the covenant" with a magnifying glass.

snowfox said @ 4:09am GMT on 10th Mar
They have a Joker figure but not a Batman one. Disappointing!

anagramophone said @ 4:19am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:2 Funny]

crwk8 said @ 4:33am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Interesting]

related video:

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:38am GMT on 10th Mar

papango said @ 4:44am GMT on 10th Mar
No Klaus Barbie?

ckfahrenheit said @ 5:41am GMT on 10th Mar
I didn't see Goebbels either

papango said @ 6:00am GMT on 10th Mar
I imagine him as more of a weeble than a barbie.

rezties said @ 4:46am GMT on 10th Mar
Obergruppenfuhrer.

rezties said @ 4:46am GMT on 10th Mar
It's like, "Superduperfuhrer."

sanepride said @ 4:47am GMT on 10th Mar
Well they do also have Fidel Castro. Not that he balances out the endless supply of Nazis.

Chop-Logik said @ 4:52am GMT on 10th Mar
Endless supply? THIS SERIES HAS BEEN SOLD-OUT AND IS VERY LIMITED!!

foobar said @ 5:14am GMT on 10th Mar

Is that a lightsabre?

sanepride said @ 5:21am GMT on 10th Mar
Dildo.

anagramophone said @ 4:32am GMT on 11th Mar
lightsaber dildo??

mihomsi said @ 9:33am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Informative]
Herman Goering's baton

Baton to be auctioned (1947) after customs seized it from an US soldier:

fhufi said @ 9:35am GMT on 10th Mar
It's a ridiculous staff signifying his rank as Reichsmarschall, second in command. For maximum ridiculosity, it is now on display in the museum of West Point.

CapnSilver said @ 5:29am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Funny]
But does it have a Jew-do Chop action?

Transfer said @ 1:28pm GMT on 10th Mar
No, but it does have a special salute button in the back, and it comes with a packet of ash.

crwk8 said @ 1:49pm GMT on 10th Mar
didnt you mean jew-jistsu?

Ankylosaur said @ 6:17am GMT on 10th Mar

Ankylosaur said @ 6:21am GMT on 10th Mar
serial killer action figures (and mugs, wall clocks, tote bags, etc.)

CapnSilver said @ 9:52am GMT on 10th Mar
OJ isn't really a serial killer.

max_damage78 said @ 1:48am GMT on 11th Mar
No, but he's part of a complete breakfast when eaten with one!

Yogurthu said @ 10:29am GMT on 11th Mar
cereal killer then?

KingPellinore said @ 6:33am GMT on 10th Mar
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

Nihil said @ 7:47am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]
Downmodding because this isn't a Nazi action figure shop - it's a general action figure shop that sells figures of WW2 characters. It is no funnier or more outrageous than a game of Axis & Allies.

There is zero reason to believe the owners are white supremacists, and to suggest that is to casually throw out a pretty damn heavy insult. For chrissakes, they lump the Confederates together with the Nazis in the losers' bin of history - Jesse Helms would have had a heart attack.

Naruki said @ 8:04am GMT on 10th Mar
That would be nice to see.

Misanthrope said @ 9:54am GMT on 10th Mar
Wait doesn't it just call them "in the past toys?"

CapnSilver said @ 9:56am GMT on 10th Mar
All these toys seem to come from the one supplier "In The Past Toys"

sua_sponte said @ 3:09pm GMT on 10th Mar
I wasn't suggesting anything of the sort, so blow me. What, you don't think a little Aryan kid would love playing with a Hermann Goering doll?

sanepride said @ 5:24pm GMT on 10th Mar
True enough, though they do seem to have a remarkably huge and complete collection of notable Nazis.
I mean...an Adolph Eichmann doll? Heydrich? That's pretty weird.

CapnSilver said @ 10:05am GMT on 10th Mar
http://inthepasttoys.net/index.php

There you go, your one stop wholesale shop for nazi and confederate toys.

CapnSilver said @ 10:06am GMT on 10th Mar
And Canadian Military College Cadets.

And there is a Union army uniform, but the focus is more on the Confederates.

kang said @ 12:23pm GMT on 10th Mar
From the upcoming Karl Lagerfeld collection at Target next month!

Roulette1337 said @ 3:35pm GMT on 10th Mar
I would get this just so I could have my Captain America figurine punch Hitler (just like in the comics!).

Supreme_Coconut said @ 5:10pm GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 WTF]

Misanthrope said @ 11:34am GMT on 11th Mar
Frisky Dingo I must assume.

sanepride said @ 5:40pm GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]
Well! Talk about bad taste!

Dissonant said @ 6:56pm GMT on 11th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]