Sensible Erection | I Can't Stop Masturbating

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

quote [ 95% of men admit to masturbating. But some men masturbate more than others ]

A documentary that aired on the BBC back in 2007. If anyone needs to watch this, it's us. If they could harness the power of wanking, SE could shut down several nuclear power plants.

The four parts:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtgsMCECWnw
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03VxKKqVPQM
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWfyW3WKPxY
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvsBv43Gzg
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCAY3WtY7JQ

Dutch subtitles included for the Dutch.

[by nik@11:37amGMT] [+10 Interesting]

Comments

nik said @ 11:40am GMT on 9th Mar
Also: I have jerked off to chapters of this book many, many times.

The Smell of Sex
http://storiesonline.net/story/35914

crwk8 said @ 5:19pm GMT on 9th Mar
you should do a post about that storiesonline site that hosts that book

crwk8 said @ 5:20pm GMT on 9th Mar
oh, ignore that; i just realized it has been posted before

v21 said @ 12:30am GMT on 10th Mar
The whole thing

rndmnmbr said @ 5:30pm GMT on 10th Mar
You accidentally?

Komrade said @ 11:47am GMT on 9th Mar
Now if we could somehow harness the power generated when jacking off a horse we could solve mankind's energy problems forever.

fhufi said @ 12:59pm GMT on 9th Mar
Except that you still have to jack off a horse.

tickaz said @ 11:52am GMT on 9th Mar
Holy shit 12 times a day! I don't think i could ever wank that much. 2 is a big day for me

Hactar said @ 2:04pm GMT on 9th Mar
I'm thinking friction burns and bruises.

PontifexPrimus said @ 6:17pm GMT on 9th Mar
Or worse - calluses. On your peen0r.

Ankylosaur said @ 11:31pm GMT on 9th Mar

lilmookieesquire said @ 12:01pm GMT on 9th Mar
Um... twelve times a day is a lot? That must make me a freak. And the guy in the video? It isn't masturbation, it's that he loopy.

klayto said @ 1:02pm GMT on 9th Mar [Score:1 Funny]
I accept that.

afrasr said @ 1:22pm GMT on 9th Mar [Score:5 Funny]

skoob666 said @ 2:26pm GMT on 9th Mar
Ohhhhhhh man. "Look at this carnage right here." I can't fucking stop laughing at this.

jaxtraw said @ 2:27pm GMT on 9th Mar
I find this thread... arousing...

andyou said @ 2:54pm GMT on 9th Mar
Regardless of what the books say, I'm convinced the Internet was created by chronic masturbators. And we all know Al Gore couldn't go twenty minutes without a good wank.

jaxtraw said @ 4:01pm GMT on 9th Mar
Porn was one of the major driving forces of net development certainly.

andyou said @ 3:37pm GMT on 9th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]
Part 5

nik said @ 9:37pm GMT on 9th Mar
Oops. Thanks. Made the edit.

eskimonoise said @ 3:46pm GMT on 9th Mar [Score:1 Funny]

Unlike this naughty smurf, I still haven't had a wank this year.

BlutStein1984 said @ 4:55pm GMT on 9th Mar
For the sake of folklore, go get your eyes tested. If wanking too much makes you go blind, you might just have 20/10 vision by now.

eskimonoise said @ 4:59pm GMT on 9th Mar
It's funny you should say that, I was prescribed glasses a few years ago but haven't needed them for the last year or so.

jaxtraw said @ 5:14pm GMT on 9th Mar
You're talking to the hatstand.

G. W. Bush said @ 3:10am GMT on 10th Mar
Why ?

landsky said @ 5:10pm GMT on 9th Mar

lilmookieesquire said @ 7:26pm GMT on 9th Mar
This was playing while I was looking at that picture and I started cracking the shits!

http://www.we7.com/track/Hippy-Death-Suite?trackId=858115&m=0

f00m@nB@r said @ 11:48am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:1 Underrated]

landsky said @ 5:15pm GMT on 10th Mar

aidan said @ 12:09am GMT on 11th Mar [Score:1 Interesting]
It's interesting that this video, apparently by women for women, uses ‘vagina’ in an anatomically fucking crazy way (equivalent to ‘escutcheon’, good Christ). Like the way words for items of women's apparel tend not to be that stable in their meaning; they appear not to care that they're not using ‘vagina’ to mean ‘female intracrural foramen,’ or that ‘slip’ changed from ‘an article of women’s attire, formerly an outer garment, later worn under a gown of lace or similar material. Also transf., an infant’s garment of this nature’ to ‘in twentieth c. use, an underskirt or petticoat dependent from the waist or the shoulders and having no sleeves.’

robotroadkill said @ 12:10pm GMT on 11th Mar
Yeah, I'd definitely wouldn't call that a vagina. "Pubic region," probably.

anagramophone said @ 6:28pm GMT on 9th Mar

radioelectric said @ 12:14am GMT on 10th Mar
Question: Is the BBC the only "normal" channel that has ever shown women ingesting semen? (I remember seeing it a few years back, it was some kind of science experiment about flavour)

damnit said @ 12:56am GMT on 10th Mar [Score:2 Interesting]
Fap away

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evilninja said @ 5:18am GMT on 11th Mar
I wish I farted diamonds.

robotroadkill said @ 12:01pm GMT on 11th Mar
How is your wank abstinence going?

damnit said @ 8:00am GMT on 19th Mar
dude... everything looks sexy right now.

Rorschach said @ 2:30am GMT on 10th Mar
Well...I mean...I'm sure you could do something akin to wave motion generators...but who'd really want power from THAT plant?

Navier-Strokes said @ 3:52am GMT on 10th Mar
Wait, are you fucking kidding me?
The doctor uses thermal imaging to diagnose,
and then herbal medicine for treatment?
(See part 2)

Are there any SE doctors that can comment on
the diagnostic applicability of thermal imaging
and efficacy of herbal medicines for something like this?

aliron said @ 12:46am GMT on 11th Mar
I found it odd that he travels all the way to the states, as if to find a specialist to treat his condition, and then seeing a Chinese medicine doctor who has no prior experience with it.

"What is your problem?"
"I wank 25 times a day..."

azbubz said @ 3:15pm GMT on 10th Mar [Score:2 Funny]
I went to the doctor's office for my annual physical the other day. So, I went into the exam room and the doctor told me he had some bad news. He said that I had to stop masturbating! I was a bit surprised, so I asked him why? He looked me square in the eyes and said, "Because I need to exam you."

Ifrit said @ 4:57am GMT on 12th Mar
I haven't watched this yet but i'm sure Mike has something to say...