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Wednesday, 3 June 2009
quote [ A superflu devastates the United States, leaving only a few survivors. These survivors gravitate towards either the side of good or evil, driven mainly by very vivid dreams in the aftermath of the plague. The climax is a final showdown between good and evil in Las Vegas, Nevada. ]
Hey, didn't the last game have a pox?
It's the 10th round of a non-title fight, and both sides think they're behind on the scorecards. Games are won and lost today, even if the game may not necessarily end today. No more on that though: Who wants to win more, the tourists or the mob?
[mafia game] [by Hipatitis!@4:16pmGMT] [+6 Good] As the two sides discuss strategy in the corner, badgerbaiter's lifeless body laid solemnly in the club level skybox above. He was a townie, who arrived at the Golden Monolith to promote this battle before us. Aids isn't here right now; it's a pivotal moment, and he's making popcorn in hopes of a wonderful display by the 5 remaining. --- foobar - Chain-smoking craps player kishi - Cigarette Girl Stension - Bartender Equinophobe - Hipster BF pel - Pro. Day 0 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/75870 Day 1 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/75881 Day 2 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/75939 Day 3 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/75964 Day 4 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/75997 Day 5 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/76038 Day 6 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/76066 Day 7 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/76105 Day 8 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/76146 Day 9 - http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/76191 IRC: http://www.mibbit.com/chat/?server=irc.esper.net&channel=%23semafia OR irc://irc.esper.net/semafia DING DING DING! |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:21pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Tom Cullen: M-O-O-N, that spells parade. |
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kishi
said @ 5:32pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Stension Stension is notable to me for only having cast one vote for a mafia member- Hito, when there was little other choice. |
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Stension
said @ 5:54pm GMT on 3rd Jun
kishi |
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Stension
said @ 12:53am GMT on 4th Jun
Back to my original suspicion Equinophobe |
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pel
said @ 6:33pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Stension and Fwee were the people I had gut feelings about, and look where it got me yesterday. I almost want him to be townie just to teach my gut a lesson. |
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kishi
said @ 6:00am GMT on 4th Jun
No vote for the moment. I'll reassess in the morning. |
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foobar
said @ 1:33am GMT on 4th Jun
Equinophobe. He's the last on brat#3's suspect list and she's batted 3/4 on that so far, and 3/4 or 4/4 on her innocent list, depending on where you place the diplomat. |
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pel
said @ 6:59am GMT on 5th Jun
Really? I'm reading brat#3's analysis on day 5 and she's clearing Equinophobe there. |
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foobar
said @ 8:29am GMT on 5th Jun
Nope: People I suspect: graham, blood_hawk, beerboy, with a maybe on Hito and an even smaller maybe on Equinophobe. brat#3's list was extremely helpful in this game ;) |
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brat#3
said @ 8:03pm GMT on 5th Jun
Sure it was... good thing you killed me, because I'd already struck blood_hawk and equino off as being bad guys :P But seriously, anyone bringing me up as a reason to kill anybody four days after I was killed? Suspect :P I only thought there were five mobsters, so anyone after Hito and Beerboy was a new game as far as my 'list' was concerned. The thing about that list was I never said/thought ALL of them are mobsters, and after Hito, Graham and Beerboy turned out to be mafia it was even less likely equino was. GO BACK AND READ THE HISTORY, PEOPLE. After BNB got killed you stopped TALKING. That's what got town killed. |
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pel
said @ 8:28pm GMT on 5th Jun
You stopped reading too early, foo. If graham is mob, then pel is not. Based on today and day three, if graham is mob then equinophobe is not as they voted together day three but now equino votes for him. |
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pel
said @ 8:31pm GMT on 5th Jun
But then again, considering you were mob, it's not surprising you were (deliberately) misreading the analysis. |
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foobar
said @ 10:15pm GMT on 5th Jun
;) |
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Stension
said @ 4:44pm GMT on 3rd Jun
foobar, kishi, Stension, Equinophobe, and pel. The last survivors. Assuming there's mob left, I can't see there being more than one. Also, isn't the foregin diplomat still alive? So it would be 1 mob 1 FD, 0 mob 1 FD.... Knowing that I'm just a townie, there are 4 suspects in my eyes. Pel is suspicious for the first vote against Fwee yesterday, but my suspicions lie more with Equinophobe who quickly followed. |
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kishi
said @ 5:32pm GMT on 3rd Jun
The foreign diplomat died overnight before day seven. |
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Stension
said @ 5:53pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Oh, well that simplifies things. |
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pel
said @ 6:34pm GMT on 3rd Jun
I'm town, just incompetent. |
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Stension
said @ 12:54am GMT on 4th Jun
Which is what I figured too at first, hence the larger suspicion towards Equin. However, once again today, you followed the lead of the first voter in trying to push for a bandwagon....hmm.... |
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Stension
said @ 5:54pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Kishi, your reasoning is unfounded. I don't know what else I can do to convince you, but I'm a townie through and through. |
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kishi
said @ 6:21pm GMT on 3rd Jun
Well, a vote calling for my death immediately, rather than a reason why I should vote for someone else doesn't convince me. |
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Equinophobe
said @ 6:12pm GMT on 3rd Jun
ok. well. im town. (as i think would be obvious to most of you who've seen me play a role, in which case im usually a lot more active and interested.) but i seem to have made it this far so i guess i better pitch in and make an effort. anyone got a past voting chart for everyone i can look at? |
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badgerbaiter
said @ 8:00pm GMT on 3rd Jun
*gurgle* |
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sythe
said @ 8:48pm GMT on 4th Jun
*blurgle gurgle?* |
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Stension
said @ 12:52am GMT on 4th Jun
Well pel, your gut feeling is about to get a lesson. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:27am GMT on 5th Jun
TIME. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:44am GMT on 5th Jun
[Score:3 Good]
Equinophobe and his camera were unceremoniously dumped into cubic cement block, and sunk inside Lake Mead. Indeed, for Equinophobe, it was not hip to be square. He was... A... Townie. However, that information was unbeknownst to Stension and pel, both of whom retired to their suites for the night. Boy, did those two townies have a surprise taped to their doors in the morning: "You work for us now... Stension, you already worked for us, but we've decided to give you a different role." "See... The Golden Monolith was erected here a long time ago, and despite what forces the free market may have in this town, the black market, organized crime will always exist. And it will always exist here, in the Golden Monolith." "Now, pel, we know you're a pro. We know we don't have to worry about you... But Stension, we read your employment review files. We feel you might need a bit of motivating." "Breakfast first. On the house." A pile of bodies lay by the buffet; everyone who died but did not die out in the desert, on a plane, by cocaine, in a dam, on webcam, etc. Stension got the hint. "Horseheads are such a cliche," foobar appeared from behind a door, "besides, I like horses. Now you two have a job. You will go on hotels.com, and you will write a review of the Golden Monolith. You will say how great an experience you had here, and how Vegas is still alive, and not some... Overgrown light-and-sound amusement park. You will write this review, or you will join these lovely people enjoying our omelets." "And then when you've done that, you will come back here." kishi the redshirt came in through the kitchen. "You will come back here, and you will make sure the Golden Monolith is run we want it run. You will get bats, and you will get gats. You will wear suits, and shoes not boots. You will run our operation in Vegas and make this fucking..." "The term's fiat currency." "Fucking fiat currency work for us, else you're gonna take a little train ride. We're gonna take back Vegas. The Strip? Bah. Cirque du Soleil? O-fucking-le. Nevada Gaming Commission? Run by my pal Timmy No-Nose. Can't smell a thing. Tragic, really." The two mobsters looked back at Stension and pel, grabbing bats from behind a table. "Or... You can go join everyone else who was here ten days ago." --- GAME OVER - MOBSTERS WIN |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:45am GMT on 5th Jun
MAFIA 1) kishi 2) spite48 3) foobar ***4) graham*** 5) dead_bob 6) Hito 7) beerboy |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:47am GMT on 5th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
Lily Allen? |
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juju
said @ 9:23pm GMT on 5th Jun
How did you guys NOT know it was kishi after I came up innocent? That's the key right there! |
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kishi
said @ 9:41pm GMT on 5th Jun
That's what I thought too. We're like the ying-yang of SE Mafia! |
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juju
said @ 11:01pm GMT on 5th Jun
I'll yin your yang.... now come give us a hug :P |
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kishi
said @ 5:52am GMT on 5th Jun
Gentlemen- let's show them how this town was meant to be run. |
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spite48
said @ 7:28am GMT on 5th Jun
Nice work Kishi, Foobar. You two really turned this game around. |
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Stension
said @ 6:05am GMT on 5th Jun
Wow...definitely didn't expect that. Well played, well played.... |
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pel
said @ 7:02am GMT on 5th Jun
Crapsticks. Well done mob, you bastards. |
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foobar
said @ 8:24am GMT on 5th Jun
;) |
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pel
said @ 9:23am GMT on 5th Jun
By the way, I'm a professional escape artist - as soon as all you mobsters had your backs turned, I vanished. Try and recruit me, bah! |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 2:33pm GMT on 5th Jun
You now have to fight the Manticore. |
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pel
said @ 8:31pm GMT on 5th Jun
Escaped that, too. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:48am GMT on 5th Jun
Gaming Commission CapnSilver - sythe, brat#3, KingPellinore, Bodnoirbabe, Hito, beerboy, Equinophobe X! Lounge Singer Theolypse - sythe, dead_bob X! Foreign Diplomat archangel_2 - _|_|_|shineythings|Bodnoirbabe|spite48 X! |
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theolypse
said @ 12:59pm GMT on 5th Jun
Night two, I was torn between protecting two different mobsters, dead_bob and foobar I shoulda' just stayed home. :( Kishi, I don't know what you did, but it set off my spider sense around day 6/7. I bet you can find a tell in there somewhere. |
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kishi
said @ 4:01pm GMT on 5th Jun
Probably just surviving that long is suspicious for me. |
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theolypse
said @ 8:12pm GMT on 5th Jun
Might be. I think you just looked more dewy and fresh-faced than the people who really -were- innocent. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:50am GMT on 5th Jun
[Score:1 Good]
Thank you all for playing, remember to come into IRC if you need your SE Mafia fix. ...Or if you want to talk about sexual positions, cooking techniques, other games (not Travian!), or 20th Century Finnish Architecture. ...Or if you're bored. :p Stay awhile. Stay forever. |
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spite48
said @ 7:29am GMT on 5th Jun
Thanks for the game Hip. Nicely done. |
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brat#3
said @ 8:06am GMT on 5th Jun
Note to bodnoirbabe: that thing I said you'd forgotten that I couldn't remind you of, was that we still had an investigator. The reason it kept taking me a while to come up with reasoning was that I thought (correctly, but for the wrong reasons) I knew who the investigator and I was voting for who he voted for and then trying to come up with a good reason why afterwards to draw attention away from him. Which ended up being hilariously lucky since CapnSilver has said he only voted for people because I was voting for them.. so it was all quite a fluke that dead_bob and graham got killed at all :P Still, hito and beerboy: what goes around comes around :P |
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foobar
said @ 12:48pm GMT on 5th Jun
We almost offed him the night before. Getting the protector early on and having him finger just the two of us was a real boon. |
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spite48
said @ 6:47pm GMT on 5th Jun
I felt pretty strongly that he was the investigator, and I was afraid of exactly what happened if we didn't kill him that night, but as it happened it turned out fine. |
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pel
said @ 2:35pm GMT on 5th Jun
And I thought CaptSilver was investigating those he voted for, so I eliminated kishi from suspicion. Damn you, CaptCupcake! |
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foobar
said @ 3:09am GMT on 6th Jun
Yeah, that he didn't say who he'd exonerated was pretty helpful too. |
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CapnSilver
said @ 7:26am GMT on 10th Jun
I just found this now. 1- All my innocents were dead by that stage! 2- I voted for kishi on day 1. I am not to blame in this. |
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kishi
said @ 7:01pm GMT on 10th Jun
Well, I think the assumption was that you voted for me on Day 1, investigated me on the first night and then didn't vote for me again because you knew I was innocent. |
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Bodnoirbabe
said @ 6:02pm GMT on 5th Jun
Ah! Well, that explains it. |
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dead_bob
said @ 2:25pm GMT on 5th Jun
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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graham
said @ 7:04pm GMT on 5th Jun
And how! |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:51am GMT on 9th Jun
And nobody complained about the pox rules, Hip. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:51am GMT on 9th Jun
Oh, hush. Had you more technically written the rulebook for Caesar, we wouldn't have had that problem. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:52am GMT on 9th Jun
I think I learned my lesson from Caesar... |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:52am GMT on 9th Jun
Good. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:53am GMT on 9th Jun
...The game would work if we played it again, exactly as is. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:53am GMT on 9th Jun
No. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:54am GMT on 9th Jun
Well, without the allegory to American politics. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:54am GMT on 9th Jun
That wasn't intentional... |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:55am GMT on 9th Jun
And with better care to make sure more people go into debt. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:55am GMT on 9th Jun
The world needs more slaves and soldiers, I'm sure. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:56am GMT on 9th Jun
The world is nothing but slaves, soldiers, and bacon. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:56am GMT on 9th Jun
Dude, you're trivializing the world. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:56am GMT on 9th Jun
No, no, bacon's that good. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:57am GMT on 9th Jun
... |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:57am GMT on 9th Jun
I'm counting vegetarian and Kosher bacons. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:58am GMT on 9th Jun
I dream in Tibetan. Sometimes. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:58am GMT on 9th Jun
...Thanks? |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 4:59am GMT on 9th Jun
Bitch, sharing is caring. |
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Aidentas
said @ 4:59am GMT on 9th Jun
You need a spa day... Or a new mafia game. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:00am GMT on 9th Jun
Or Sensible Spa Day. |
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Aidentas
said @ 5:03am GMT on 9th Jun
Aidentas went to rest in the mud bath. Cucumbers over his eyes, he finally had the chance to relax. Only that he was taking a nap in cement. Quick-drying cement, and the heat was on. Aidentas was a townie, that much was... Concrete. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 5:03am GMT on 9th Jun
[Score:1 Funny]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH |
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brat#3
said @ 5:10am GMT on 9th Jun
I have been so thoroughly conditioned that everytime I read that I get the blasted Who song stuck in my head for hours. And I see through a yellow filter. |
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juju
said @ 5:31am GMT on 9th Jun
Do you also yearn to dramatically remove your sunglasses? |
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brat#3
said @ 7:10am GMT on 9th Jun
Sometimes, what you think is a drama... *dons sunglasses* ...turns out to be a comedy. |
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pel
said @ 2:35am GMT on 10th Jun
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAA-erm, sorry. |
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Hipatitis!
said @ 1:39pm GMT on 20th Jun
So I was on the toilet this morning, and I had thoughts for two new games: --- Sensible Fuck-Marry-Kill Everyone receives a protection (Fuck) and a nightkill (Kill); however, during the night period, everyone has the opportunity to propose to another player. If two players should mutually agree to Marry (Marry), they share winning conditions for the rest of the game. A night PM would look like: F-M-K: sythe-(-_-)-Context In this scenario, the player will protect sythe, propose sharing win conditions with -_-, and kill Context. sythe is protected from one night kill. If -_- wishes to marry the player (by submitting or having had submit a "Marry [player]" nightaction), they can now talk secretly in PM or googlegroup. Context -- if not protected -- is killed. NOTE: Hypothetically, if 7 "Kill Context" night actions come in on one night, and only 6 "Protect Context" night actions are submitted, Context is killed. The last surviving individual or mutually married group wins. --- Sensible Blind Man's Bluff Everyone is (likely) a townie. The mob is determined by random ping-pong ball lottery. Those users who are in the mob will not be explicitly told this information. Mob nightkills are determined by blind day vote; if five (5) mobsters exist, and they vote the following during the day: 1 vote brat#3 1 vote juju 1 vote Bodnoirbabe 2 votes snowfox Snowfox is nightkilled. If the votes are tied... Well, we have ping-pong balls! If the person with the most mob votes is already dead by daykill, the next highest person in terms of daykill votes is nightkilled. If the above scenario is not possible, ping-pong balls! |
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