Sensible Erection | Perspective Mindbenders

Saturday, 11 April 2009

quote [ On the internet Van der Ende found pictures of cars that had an interesting perspective. These images he altered on the computer with Photoshop, after which he used an overheadprojector to place the contours of the sides on large sheets of triplex. By plotting the vanishing point of the image on the wall of his workspace with some rope, he was able to build a perspectively correct framework. ]

Not three dimensional. Not painted. Art, uh, objects of awesomeness.

Also his blog.
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[art] [by Lord of the Barnyard@10:03pmGMT] [+10 Good]

Comments

ahPook said @ 10:24pm GMT on 11th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
This guy's work is kick-ass but the website is doing him no favours. These objects need to be seen in context to be appreciated.

donnie said @ 10:40pm GMT on 11th Apr
Agreed. The photography is terrible. It doesn't capture the greatness of the art at all.

Lord of the Barnyard said @ 10:45pm GMT on 11th Apr
Very true. In fact, it took me a bit of searching to understand I was looking at 2d scrap representations. The picture of the cassette tapes especially looked more like some silly photoshoppery than anything real. Which might have been part of the appeal.

backSLIDER said @ 12:02am GMT on 12th Apr [Score:3 Underrated]
Yeah, I don't I really understand what I'm looking at.

timelyjones said @ 1:13am GMT on 12th Apr
These are freaking amazing!

Nihil said @ 1:40am GMT on 12th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
These works say absolutely nothing to me. Nevertheless, +1 to an artist with a website that isn't an ugly Flashturbation.

Isosceles Lock™ said @ 3:06am GMT on 12th Apr
Seconded, I didn't even click the till I read your comment.

metternich said @ 2:07am GMT on 12th Apr
What exactly did he do? It is a 2d model made of wood and scraps?

Lord of the Barnyard said @ 2:21am GMT on 12th Apr [Score:1 Informative]
Yes. He once made 3d models of submarines. Tried a car and thought it very tedious. Had the idea to project an image of a 3d object on a flat surface. Basically tracing with a lightbox, and he threw jigsawing found colored wood patching in for a look/level of detail. As I understand it.

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:15pm GMT on 12th Apr
http://www.artbbq.nl/ron/ornen.jpg

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:16pm GMT on 12th Apr
actually,

http://www.artbbq.nl/ron/2007eng.htm

shows the technique better.

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:20pm GMT on 12th Apr
http://www.artbbq.nl/ron/extra2005eng.htm

lilmookieesquire said @ 6:03am GMT on 12th Apr
You want a mindbender?

I'm on a date.

With a girl.

And she isn't trying to escape.

I've never got this farbefore!

What do I do?!

Nostrildamus said @ 6:09am GMT on 12th Apr [Score:2 Insightful]
get off the fucking internet and bang her

lilmookieesquire said @ 11:22am GMT on 12th Apr
How? Is there a link I can click on?!

Naruki said @ 1:34pm GMT on 12th Apr
Wait, aren't you in Japan? Whatever you do, don't mention bukkake!

HoZay said @ 5:08pm GMT on 12th Apr
a clit you can lick on?

Janus said @ 10:27am GMT on 12th Apr
What are you, on your iPhone?

devilsad said @ 10:30am GMT on 12th Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
Pretend to receive an important phone call from the President.

Look deadly serious and inform her that there's a national emergency due to an imminent meteorite strike.

Invite her back to your place to preserve the human race by procreation. Claim it's been reinforced to withstand a nuclear blast by the CIA if she looks doubtful.

I give you 5/100 chance of success, which is better than what you'd normally get for advice from random strangers on the internet.

mtnmonkey said @ 12:02am GMT on 13th Apr
A) complement what she's wearing.

B) open the door for her.

C) look her in the eye while you talk to her.

D) get her to laugh, without making a big deal about it.

E) don't say anything negative.

F) pay for everything.

G) tell her you're going to kiss her right before you do.

Please report back.

Aidentas said @ 12:20am GMT on 13th Apr [Score:1 Funny]
You have to burn the rope.