Sensible Erection | Insemination Catfight!

Saturday, 14 March 2009

quote [ According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container. ]

[by Periander@2:41amGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

danshyu said @ 2:50am GMT on 14th Mar
thumb sauce plz!

1799303 said @ 3:27am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:5 Underrated]
This isn't 4chan. Just ask for the source image.

Baxter_UK said @ 4:33pm GMT on 14th Mar
Or: 'thumbaster'.

nFiend said @ 7:27pm GMT on 14th Mar [Score:1 Insightful]
This isn't 4chan. Please change your name to Joe, John or Bob.

Periander said @ 3:33am GMT on 14th Mar
Just Google "Turkey Baster" and it's on the first page of images.

Nihil said @ 2:54am GMT on 14th Mar
Somehow trying to rape someone with a turkey baster feels even worse than with a penis.

mwoody said @ 4:03am GMT on 14th Mar
I'll bet it does. Hard plastic edges hurt.

drd69 said @ 2:40pm GMT on 14th Mar

You know this from experience?

mrcucumber said @ 4:24pm GMT on 14th Mar
especially if the plastic edges get cut with the blade of a reciprocating saw...

Baxter_UK said @ 4:33pm GMT on 14th Mar
Oh no you didn't.

Naruki said @ 3:14am GMT on 14th Mar
See? The conservatives warned us that gay marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage! A straight man would have just raped his wife and she'd be unable to get police protection. NOW the cops get involved, the government starts to control our homes, and Communism is just around the corner! Run for your wives!

dead_bob said @ 3:16am GMT on 14th Mar
continue.....

ckfahrenheit said @ 3:57am GMT on 14th Mar
what a douche

crwk8 said @ 4:08am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:2]
"... when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her"

HOT

KropperPrime said @ 4:27am GMT on 14th Mar
Probably what the judge thought reviewing the case.

crwk8 said @ 4:33am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:3 Funny]

bystander said @ 4:35am GMT on 14th Mar
rape. what's funny about it?

At124 said @ 4:48am GMT on 14th Mar
This:

belovedsnatch said @ 4:51am GMT on 14th Mar
When I read your comment for some reason I couldn't help but think, huh, what is funny about it?

Then I re-read your comment only the second time I imagined Mario saying it...

Well it was pretty funny. Damn my mind.

At124 said @ 4:53am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:5 Funny]
And this:

cb361 said @ 6:18pm GMT on 14th Mar

eIfish said @ 4:57am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:1 Funny]
Imagine Big Bird raping John Prescott.

trages said @ 7:50am GMT on 14th Mar
ugh. no

sacrelicious said @ 10:10am GMT on 14th Mar [Score:3 Funny]

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Amul Muzz said @ 3:35pm GMT on 14th Mar

sacrelicious said @ 9:27am GMT on 14th Mar
"police said [...] it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item."

yay, it's a collectors item!

selfabuse said @ 11:02am GMT on 14th Mar
That is proper mental.

Baxter_UK said @ 4:41pm GMT on 14th Mar
STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!