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Monday, 5 January 2009
quote [ 大
笑 い ] Top 25 fictional ads in sci-fi movies
[by -_-@9:38pmGMT] [+10 Funny] http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/180537/top_25_fictional_ads_in_scifi_movies.html Furry Convention Pics http://www.bizarremag.com/your_bizarre/parties/7650/furry-convention.html It's all about observation #4 http://discovermagazine.com/2009/jan/05-20-things-you-didnt-know-about-fat |
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animus kadmon
said @ 9:52pm GMT on 5th Jan
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WANT, BUT IT'S NOT! |
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animus kadmon
said @ 10:02pm GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:5 Funny]
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Garr123
said @ 11:26pm GMT on 5th Jan
+1 reminding me of the best scene in Blue Velvet |
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Baxter_UK
said @ 11:28pm GMT on 5th Jan
My favourite one is: "Hey check out this cool trick!" "What is that, Kool Aid or something?" *dead* |
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redemption
said @ 10:26pm GMT on 5th Jan
Though for some reason, I feel oddly compelled to keep watching... |
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hunk
said @ 9:52pm GMT on 5th Jan
brilliant! |
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JOECAM
said @ 10:33pm GMT on 5th Jan
It is called nakji. And it is hardcore. You got a live baby octopus trying to crawl off your plate, you grab it, and you eat it — tentacles and all. |
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sensibleb
said @ 10:55pm GMT on 5th Jan
Who is this "you" that you speak of? |
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maryyugo
said @ 1:10am GMT on 6th Jan
octopussies are sentient creatures. this is a bad idea. |
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-_-
said @ 2:04am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
What is this, the second ... third? ... time I've agreed with you? Keep it real Mary, keep it real ;) |
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scabble
said @ 12:29pm GMT on 6th Jan
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JJiggy13
said @ 5:08pm GMT on 6th Jan
nice find |
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JOECAM
said @ 10:42pm GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:1 WTF]
And just in case your Japanese with a bad case of Diarrhrea... |
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one_inch
said @ 1:35am GMT on 6th Jan
i'm going to be singing that all day now :( |
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theolypse
said @ 3:45am GMT on 6th Jan
Just in case it what? |
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damnit
said @ 4:13am GMT on 6th Jan
Just in case your Japanese has a bad case of diarrhea. |
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mattfish
said @ 4:14am GMT on 7th Jan
The whole "P-Low: The Skillful Abbot" subtitle sounds like a DJ name, I'm surprised it's part of the original thing |
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anger_die
said @ 10:51pm GMT on 5th Jan
Needs more naked oil wrestling! |
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cb361
said @ 11:02pm GMT on 5th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
So could everything. Blair to get US Medal of Freedom. Needs more naked oil wrestling! Obama 'planning $800bn stimulus'. Needs more naked oil wrestling! How can a truce be achieved in Gaza? More naked oil wrestling! Wedgwood goes into administration. Needs more naked oil wrestling! More Arctic temperatures to come. Needs more naked oil wrestling! Rhys murderer attacked in prison. Needed more naked oil wrestling! Steep sales drop for US carmakers. Need more naked oil wrestling! |
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-_-
said @ 12:17am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:2 Funny]
Oil back up to 50$ per barrel. Need less naked oil wrestling! |
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-_-
said @ 1:47am GMT on 6th Jan
GIS oiled asians |
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bilem
said @ 5:47am GMT on 6th Jan
all the world's problem stems from not enough oil? |
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Rainbow Randolf
said @ 1:07am GMT on 6th Jan
More of that thumb...or the thumb source would be nice. |
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-_-
said @ 1:48am GMT on 6th Jan
Oops. |
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cb361
said @ 10:55pm GMT on 5th Jan
I hope Jéssica Piercing is straight, because a split tongue like that can probably perform the world's greatest fellatio, but the world's worst cunnilingus. |
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donnie
said @ 11:20pm GMT on 5th Jan
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Mr. Langosta
said @ 12:03am GMT on 6th Jan
Nah, she could likely jack off a clit with that level of control of her bifurcated tongue. |
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Aidentas
said @ 12:22am GMT on 6th Jan
That would make an interesting visual. |
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cb361
said @ 7:49am GMT on 6th Jan
No, I'm serious. One of the secrets to cunnilingus is focus. You don't just use the tongue. You feel the tongue. You become the tongue. How can you become two half-tongues going in different directions? It's focus, people. Two half-tongues either side of the clit but neither touching properly just aren't going to work. |
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Chop-Logik
said @ 3:34pm GMT on 6th Jan
I will watch videographic evidence of that tongue insufficiently pleasuring clitorii. For science. |
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ramwatcher
said @ 7:19pm GMT on 6th Jan
Your noble dedication sir, is simply admirable. |
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-_-
said @ 12:16am GMT on 6th Jan
Yeah, but the fangs ... I'd have to take that for a test drive before I bought it ;D |
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cb361
said @ 11:17pm GMT on 5th Jan
 Rape is imminent. |
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Hardrada
said @ 12:17am GMT on 6th Jan
I never knew crotch stuffing was a competitive sport in Japan before today. |
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Mr. Langosta
said @ 1:16am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:3 WTF]
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blackpsypher
said @ 4:34am GMT on 6th Jan
yup, that's the stuff right there. |
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Mr Coffee
said @ 11:34am GMT on 6th Jan
what the fuck is going on right here? |
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-_-
said @ 2:07pm GMT on 6th Jan
The Stuff. |
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nFiend
said @ 3:00pm GMT on 6th Jan
Hypno-disturbing! |
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At124
said @ 1:31am GMT on 6th Jan
She can be amazing with oral performance, but pointy tooth and heavy metal piercing can do serious damages by accident or if she is into some fetish vampire 'I will bite your dick while you cum' things. |
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afrasr
said @ 6:02am GMT on 6th Jan
Its Still hit it... I like living on the wild side :D |
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Amul Muzz
said @ 1:34am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Interesting]
Hey! they forgot this! |
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meritosthene
said @ 2:55am GMT on 6th Jan
wasnt this in Serenity? The oaty bar is what triggers River Tam |
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assbastard
said @ 1:36am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
The slip 'n' slide dude's voice is AWESOME. Also, bifurcated tongue blowjob is something I'd like to experience at some point. |
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3bop
said @ 1:53am GMT on 6th Jan
I had these same thoughts as well. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 9:59am GMT on 6th Jan
two points even. |
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vahid
said @ 1:43am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:5 WTF]
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-_-
said @ 2:18am GMT on 6th Jan
Why are there closeups of pixelated areas? seriously, wtf? |
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BamBam
said @ 3:10am GMT on 6th Jan
The camera man wanted to see? |
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Chop-Logik
said @ 5:53am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
Conceivably, they weren't pixelated to begin with ;) |
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-_-
said @ 2:06pm GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Informative]
They're Japanese dude, they're born pixelated. |
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meritosthene
said @ 2:55am GMT on 6th Jan
best thing ive seen all day |
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Stension
said @ 3:36am GMT on 6th Jan
She is surprisingly hot for a mass produced vended drink. |
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mwoody
said @ 3:41am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
Either he's awesome enough to blow right through the condom or someone was hoping the pixelation would hide their little substitution... |
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Resplendent_Elk
said @ 11:48am GMT on 6th Jan
Objectification of women has never been so clearly and unambigously shown as this. |
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eddiebax
said @ 1:01am GMT on 7th Jan
yes, but the Japanese have taken it a step further into commodification of women. |
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donnie
said @ 5:25pm GMT on 6th Jan
I can't tell if this is Japan going over the top in a moment of self-referential comedy about the oddities of its own culture, or if it's just Japan being Japan - a sure sign that, one way or the other, Japan wins the prize. |
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Gunslinger
said @ 4:55am GMT on 7th Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
This is the most I've ever seen a Japanese woman enjoy herself inside a porn video. |
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3bop
said @ 2:02am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:5 Interesting]
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-_-
said @ 2:12am GMT on 6th Jan
Coolest thing I've seen in ... um ... ever? |
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damnit
said @ 2:38am GMT on 6th Jan
There are more Pitagora Switch. The Algorithm March is very addicting. |
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blacksun
said @ 2:39am GMT on 6th Jan
Some of those were just too cool. |
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damnit
said @ 4:12am GMT on 6th Jan
this was in the playlist... left over rube goldberg machines from the show. |
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blacksun
said @ 2:43am GMT on 6th Jan
great shit |
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sanepride
said @ 4:23am GMT on 6th Jan
Just like the Special Olympics...Everybody's a winner! |
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Gunner v2.0
said @ 5:07am GMT on 6th Jan
This is the most winningest post I've seen in a while. Well done you! |
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dave
said @ 6:14am GMT on 6th Jan
ともに漸進的に埋まりつつある。英語版の項目数と、 |
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Scaryface
said @ 9:16am GMT on 6th Jan
I wonder what a BJ would feel like from a girl with a split tongue. |
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cb361
said @ 11:56pm GMT on 6th Jan
I wonder what a BJ would feel like. |
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ethanos
said @ 2:00pm GMT on 7th Jan
you have a better imagination than me. all I was wondering was if you could lick both sides of a popsicle with two tongues or maybe two different flavors at once. |
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sacrelicious
said @ 9:59am GMT on 6th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
leave it to the japanese to find ever more efficient methods of sexual harassment. |
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whatfor
said @ 10:02am GMT on 6th Jan
Ooo what a gal! I just want her to rap my sack in a big tounge hug, and to then to massage them like hands do the lats. "So you had a rough day, here lets just release that tension. Just let everything go..." /wriggles balls gently mmmmmmm...... |
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spite48
said @ 5:51am GMT on 7th Jan
So, -_-, aren't you due to run the next mafia game? *twitch* |
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brat#3
said @ 6:36am GMT on 7th Jan
Yeah, I'm going to start prepping mine so if -_- wants more time for changing the world I could have it ready to go by the weekend. |
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spite48
said @ 4:22pm GMT on 7th Jan
Thanks. You really know how to appease an addict ;) |
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-_-
said @ 6:03pm GMT on 7th Jan
Yeah, brat why don't you do that .... cut in front of me instead of bumping me off the list completely please. I'll PM you to be sure you get this message. I'd love to run it right now (even a small one) but my mind is taken up with some weird maths at the moment and I need to finish the project I'm working on before I indulge in such deliriously relaxing diversions as running a big game [guaranteed zero sarcasm, shade grown, fair trade, organically typed comment] |
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brat#3
said @ 7:40pm GMT on 7th Jan
No worries, this way I get to play in Paranoia without having to skip it to get mine sorted.. of course this means people now have to wait for me to get mine sorted.. :) |
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