Sensible Erection | Sensible Monsters Day 7

Thursday, 25 December 2008

Sensible Monsters Day 7

quote [ Merry Christmas to everyone on SE, especially all Mafia players of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Come on in! ]

spite_48 was found dead, a trail of sand leading from his room. He was a patient, but holy hell are those dropping like flies.

The halls of the home were filled that day with spectres, some of them familiar that we've seen die before our eyes, and some unfamiliar to us. They seemed benign and didn't seem at all interested in the events at hand. The windows were frosted over and it snowed last night. Some of us put on our boots and went pottering about outside. It was Christmas after all.

Omegaphobic
archangel_2
equinophobe
al_
Taiga - Igor
shiney_things - Jekyll/Hyde
anonymous_bob - Rick O'Connell, Archaeology Society
daffyduck
Bodnoirbabe - Gill-man
Brat#3 - Invisible Man
CapnSilver
Fwee - Frankenstein's Monster
Apomorph - Joseph Whemple, Archaeology Society
King Pellinore - The Phantom of the Opera
Aidentas
theolypse - Count Dracula
spite_48

13/30
googirl0007 - Room 6
cb361 - Room 9
dead_bob - Room 12
plexer - Room 14
Stension - Room 22
HPew - Room 24
Jewbacchus - Room 26
beerboy - Room 28
FifthSpango - Room 30
penisinface - Room 36
Silent - Room 37
redemption - Room 38
flying_cannibal - Room 40

[mafia game] [by eightysix@7:08pmGMT] [+9 Good]

Comments

eightysix said @ 7:09pm GMT on 25th Dec
.Voting Thread.

Silent said @ 7:16pm GMT on 25th Dec
The theory of quiet players being suspicious has held true for now, let's see.. beerboy I cast thy name to the sands of fate, let us see where it will bring us..

plexer said @ 10:11pm GMT on 26th Dec
beerboy, although I'm willing to change my mind if he comes up with a good reason for being quiet. Christmas comes to mind.

brat#3 said @ 7:34pm GMT on 25th Dec
merry christmas plexer i think you have been pretty damn suspicious.

flying_cannibal said @ 7:35pm GMT on 25th Dec
woops, damn wives.
please continue my vote for plexer.

brat#3 said @ 7:40pm GMT on 25th Dec
heheh.. now they all know your horrible secret!

brat#3 said @ 7:50pm GMT on 25th Dec
brat#3 Vote fix.

plexer said @ 11:06pm GMT on 25th Dec
merry christmas flying cannibal! I agree I've been quiet, and I've explained why.

redemption said @ 11:19pm GMT on 26th Dec
plexer today.

Just to remind people, beerboy was found to be a patient by googirl yesterday. Yes we may still have a wolf man running around, but it's probably best to try and whittle down the number of non-patient listed people first. As after all, we may have already killed the wolf man and chasing after a *potential* monster who may already be dead doesn't seem like a wise use of a lynch.

beerboy said @ 11:28pm GMT on 26th Dec
plexer

As for his question of my silence, computer crashed a few weeks ago, prompting me to get a new tower which has kept me busy re-installing everything (with a little bit of work and college type shenanigans thrown in on the side).

Stension said @ 2:52am GMT on 27th Dec
plexer

Since beerboy was a "confirmed" townie...

dead_bob said @ 3:35am GMT on 27th Dec
{ooc} moving is a bitch when the heater does not turn on{/ooc}
beerboy because they have not brought any!

penisinface said @ 9:00am GMT on 27th Dec
plexer

HPew said @ 12:56pm GMT on 27th Dec
beerboy

I'm not sure about either beerboy or plexer - so if they can both die it'll save us having to lynch the other tomorrow.

wolfman said @ 11:55am GMT on 28th Dec
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wolfman said @ 11:57am GMT on 28th Dec
..

wolfman said @ 11:57am GMT on 28th Dec
just setting up a joke

wolfman said @ 11:58am GMT on 28th Dec
.

eightysix said @ 7:10pm GMT on 25th Dec
Dead/Non-players can go ahead and post here.

spite48 said @ 7:13pm GMT on 25th Dec
Damn. I got monstered.

taiga said @ 7:25pm GMT on 25th Dec
I am the ghotht of Chrithtmath Patht! Come to bring you abbie normal brainth for the holidayth!

Seriously though. Merry Christmas, and Happy חנוכּה to those of us who do that too.

brat#3 said @ 7:27pm GMT on 25th Dec

Was going to be my victory post, but c'est la mafia.

-_- said @ 7:42pm GMT on 25th Dec
@ 2:06 .. wtf?
Is that supposed to be a hint for the terminally un-hip or something?

brat#3 said @ 7:44pm GMT on 25th Dec
Sometimes a closet is just a.. ah, forget it.

archangel_2 said @ 2:46am GMT on 26th Dec
I guess I qualify as Mafia Players from the Past and (hopefully) the Future. So...which would you like to hear about? Your past, or your future?

Jewbacchus said @ 7:52pm GMT on 25th Dec
So all we have left to find is Mummy and Wolf Man.

Based on voting histories, intuition, and noodles thrown at the wall, these are the six I'm leaning towards. Googirl I trust more than the rest because she seemed honest about the prediction, but she also seems shifty.

beerboy
fifthspango
plexer
redemption
googirl007
flying_cannibal

I guess I'll go with the plexer party.

beerboy said @ 8:09pm GMT on 25th Dec
So googirl, anyone in particular you investigated last night?

cb361 said @ 8:43pm GMT on 25th Dec
My advice would be not to tell us explicitly if you investigated a patient because that would make them a target. In the end-game we're going to need as many confirmed townies as possible.

penisinface said @ 8:50pm GMT on 25th Dec
fool! let us know who the confirmed townies are so that we may form an allegiance.

cb361 said @ 9:26pm GMT on 25th Dec
The right time for that is when any remaining members of the archaeologists decide to go public. If they time it right and there are sufficient of them, then they might win the game for us. If there are more confirmed townies than suspects, then the town wins by default because it is impossible for the monsters to kill off the confirmed townies before all the suspects are lynched.

More confirmed townies by googirl0007 (provided she's not a monster) increase our chances of establishing this town-win scenario. And to prevent this, the monsters will seek to kill off unprotected confirmed-townies as quickly as possible.

flying_cannibal said @ 7:02am GMT on 26th Dec
the society needs to out themselves pretty soon otherwise we will keep voting for townies. of course if some of them have abilities, best to keep quiet, same for Van Helsing.

googirl0007 said @ 10:07pm GMT on 26th Dec
From the desk of Dr. Frankenstein:

Your gratitude is compensation enough for leading you to the two deadliest monsters in the home. My work is still producing results, as today I am pleased to inform you that I have discovered redemption to be a patient.

As a reminder, redemption joins Silent and beerboy as our only housemates that are scientifically proven not to be monsters. The Wolf Man is not a monster in the eyes of science.

I look forward to today's debate,

Dr. Frankenstein

PS. My room is hardly adequate for the type of work you all have been demanding of me. I have commandeered the parlor downstairs as my laboratory, and I will not tolerate interruptions of my work.

PPS. Since you saw fit to lynch my assistant, Igor, I am now assigning menial tasks to Nurse Nancy, such as delivering you this message. She shall also receive no more than your gratitude.

Stension said @ 2:51am GMT on 27th Dec
If she'll just bend over, I'll show you what she'll receive.

cb361 said @ 11:22pm GMT on 25th Dec
Right. The werewolf would have been born on December 25th.

So all we need to do is find out who has received birthday cards in the mail.

And then give him the bumps.

Jewbacchus said @ 3:01am GMT on 26th Dec
My bumps? My lovely lady humps?

brat#3 said @ 3:14am GMT on 26th Dec
Give him the mumps! Then he won't be able to make any more little wolfmen!

eightysix said @ 3:12pm GMT on 27th Dec [Score:5 Informative]
Upon lynching plexer and seeing his name on the wall join 17 others, he literally unraveled in front of us. The only thing left of him was a pile of sand and a bunch of bandages.

plexer was the Mummy. That evil evil person!

"What now?" we looked at each other, anticipating the worst.
"We still might have the wolf man. Or he might have died."

The names on the wall started to fade away slowly, like a polaroid developing, except instead of the images appearing, the names disappeared.

The doors flew open and a gust of wind blew through the entire mansion, a calm, relaxing breeze as if to signal to us that this was all over. We didn't hesitate to go out the door.

The Patients Win.

"...but, who was the wolf man?" One of us asked. "I guess it doesn't matter now."

spite48 said @ 3:42pm GMT on 27th Dec
Yay Patients!

Ok, why were so many people voting for beerboy?

beerboy said @ 5:38pm GMT on 27th Dec
Apparently my howling at the moon confused some of them.

Silent said @ 9:01pm GMT on 27th Dec
Because if the Wolfman had survived, he'd show up as human to investigations so just cause he'd been investigated didn't make him innocent, just limited who he might've been.

spite48 said @ 10:14pm GMT on 27th Dec
I know some people hate it when I rehash games - but here I go anyways. We had no way of knowing if we'd already killed the wolfman, (which it turns out we had) but we did know we had to kill the mummy.

In other words, if the patients had relied upon the investigator, and voted for unknowns, then there was a good chance that by the time the mummy was located and destroyed, the wolfman would also have been destroyed. voting for someone just on the off-chance that they were the wolfman, when we had no reliable way to detect him, seemed odd to me. But I was recently dead and couldn't really comment at the time.

googirl0007 said @ 11:36pm GMT on 27th Dec
are you referring to beerboy getting votes even after i'd investigated him?

spite48 said @ 12:53am GMT on 28th Dec
yeah.

Stension said @ 5:23pm GMT on 27th Dec
WOOO HOOO!

FIRST TIME BEING ON THE WINNING TEAM! WOOOO!

googirl0007 said @ 7:43pm GMT on 27th Dec
merry christmas, SE mafia types

Jewbacchus said @ 9:22pm GMT on 27th Dec
What a clean win. Nice.

redemption said @ 11:46am GMT on 28th Dec
Sweet! Nice one people.
Glad I didn't have to come back and sift vote patterns to determine the wolf man after all.

Good game sir! Thoroughly enjoyable write-up and premise.

archangel_2 said @ 10:26pm GMT on 27th Dec
Wait...so we don't even get to know who the wolfman was?? Or are you waiting until the epilogue to tell us?

spite48 said @ 12:53am GMT on 28th Dec
It wasn't me.

Aidentas said @ 1:13am GMT on 28th Dec
I know who the Wolfman was.

Heh heh heh.

(No, it wasn't me.)

Apomorph said @ 2:47am GMT on 28th Dec
...daffy.

theolypse said @ 4:36am GMT on 28th Dec
It was AIDS.

cb361 said @ 11:58am GMT on 28th Dec
I am definitely not the wolfman either!

eightysix said @ 12:30pm GMT on 28th Dec
I doubt i'll put up another post. i'll tell you guys in a bit

Aidentas said @ 3:24pm GMT on 28th Dec
Google Groups!

eightysix said @ 11:58pm GMT on 28th Dec [Score:1 Funny]
Monsters
theolypse - Dracula
plexer - The Mummy
CapnSilver - The Wolf man
bodnoirbabe - The Gill-Man
Fwee - Frankenstein's Monster
KingPellinore - The Phantom of the Opera

Archaelogy Society
Apomorph - Joseph Whemple
anonymous_bob - Rick O'Connell
cb361 - Stanley Preston
HPew - Frank Whemple
Jewbacchus - Tom Hervey
penisinface - Stephen Banning

Also featuring

flying_cannibal - Van Helsing
googirl0007 - Dr Frankenstein
taiga - Igor
shiney_things - Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde

Brat#3 - The Invisible Man

littlemookieesquire - Nurse Nancy

Apomorph said @ 12:08am GMT on 29th Dec
Wait... seriously? Then what the hell were fwee and Kingpellinore doing voting for CapnSilver to double lynch him and Fwee on Day 4?

theolypse said @ 1:45am GMT on 29th Dec
We didn't know he was the Wolfman. We thought Aidentas was.

Apomorph said @ 2:09am GMT on 29th Dec
...bwah? How did you not know one of your teammates? Also, if that was the case, then why did you night kill Aidentas?

theolypse said @ 2:29am GMT on 29th Dec
Read the group. When Silver died, he told us who he was. There was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Aidentas said @ 2:10am GMT on 29th Dec
I knew...

I knew.

Aidentas said @ 2:26am GMT on 29th Dec
CapnSilver looks like another dead townie, I become the Day 5 daykill target.

redemption said @ 12:55am GMT on 29th Dec
Wow. Just wow. That was one weird day with the wolf man there!

And somehow, as a patient I manage to grab the Archaeology Society's attention as a possible monster, and the Monster's attention as someone to discredit. Yay for attention!

penisinface said @ 9:00am GMT on 28th Dec
aw man I never got to reveal my character.

sythe said @ 3:16pm GMT on 28th Dec [Score:1 Good]
Links to previous days:

Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7

brat#3 said @ 7:43pm GMT on 7th Jan
If anyone still has this bookmarked, -_- is switching back a place to continue his important mathematical magicks so I'll be up next but will need a few more days to get stuff together, so please bear with me.

If anyone does have a game ready to go as of right this second, feel free to cut in front of me and then -_- can decide if he wants to go next then, otherwise I thank you in advance for your patience :D

Aidentas said @ 7:47pm GMT on 7th Jan
I was sleeping in here. >:|

...Oh, what's this? *tosses notes for Sensible Celibacy onto the floor*

spite48 said @ 5:34pm GMT on 8th Jan
I'll start my basic SE concept game in the meantime. Here are the rules again:

1) Participation is mandatory for all SE members. No need to follow a complicated sign-up procedure.
2) As a basic version of the game, there are no mafia or mason groups, no special roles, and there is no lynch vote.
3) As flavour text can be confusing, there is none, and therefore there is no need for a main-page entry. The game, once commenced will continue indefinitely.

And.... start.

spite48 said @ 5:34pm GMT on 8th Jan
Direct any rules questions here:

sythe said @ 9:33pm GMT on 8th Jan
Should I be concerned about this growth?

spite48 said @ 11:33pm GMT on 8th Jan
No. That's normal as long as it's smaller than a football.

Aidentas said @ 10:02pm GMT on 8th Jan
I'm tired of playing. I'm gonna role reveal:

"You are Graham. Score!"