Sensible Erection | Penguin Knighted

Friday, 15 August 2008

quote [ A penguin which was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo. ]

I guess he already was an emperor

*rimshot*

Unrelated links in extended

The period table of awesomements
http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa

slow motion lightening
http://gizmodo.com/5034458/slow-motion-lightning-video-is-mindblowing-will-sell-a-thousand-slo+mo-cameras

[politics] [by insanemonkey@8:49pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

jaxtraw said @ 8:52pm GMT on 15th Aug
Caligula made his horse a senator.

sacrelicious said @ 9:04pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:4 Funny]
but what they don't tell you is that horse passed some groundbreaking legislation.

Mr. Langosta said @ 9:45pm GMT on 15th Aug
Biggus Dickus?

Baxter_UK said @ 12:52am GMT on 16th Aug
He had a wife, you know.

f00m@nB@r said @ 12:55am GMT on 16th Aug
Tightus Cuntus?

Baxter_UK said @ 1:05am GMT on 16th Aug
THAT'S NOT THE LINE.

Amul Muzz said @ 1:16am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Good]
Incontinentia Buttocks.

f00m@nB@r said @ 3:08pm GMT on 16th Aug
I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Baxter_UK said @ 1:35am GMT on 17th Aug
Is that some subtle joke about cocaine because I said 'line', and having a cold somehow hinders the inhaling of said cocaine?

Or do you have a cold, and just misquote Python?

daffyduck said @ 5:04am GMT on 16th Aug
I remember reading that some historians think that Caligua didn't actually commit all those bizarre things that he's blaimed for. He was an unpopular emperor and therefore the historians of that time say that he did a lot of weird shit, thanks to the senate that wanted to defame him.

sacrelicious said @ 5:10am GMT on 16th Aug
especially senator Secretariat, who hated Caligula. in spite of being appointed by the emperor, he routinely voted nay on bills proposed by Caligula.

jaxtraw said @ 2:10pm GMT on 16th Aug
Every time I watch that movie I think, "if she were my sister, so would I."

swiggy said @ 4:01am GMT on 17th Aug
You still have to jerk off a senator.

swiggy said @ 4:01am GMT on 17th Aug
only these days it's typically in a men's room stall.

vahid said @ 8:53pm GMT on 15th Aug
it is nearly the end of times.

sacrelicious said @ 9:05pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
I bet all those people who claim that monarchies are irrelevant and a joke in these modern times are eating their words now!

Nihil said @ 9:51pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
This is the royal coat of arms of Norway. I would suggest NOT messing with them.

cb361 said @ 10:39pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
Silly Nihl. They don't really have lions with axes in Norway, you know?

They have elks with harpoons.

Class1Product said @ 3:19am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:2]
narwhals carrying smaller narwhals that have larger narwhal tusks than the narwhals holding them.

dominion236 said @ 11:12am GMT on 16th Aug
Wasn't there a big uproar a couple years ago when they removed the lions raging penis?

Nihil said @ 10:05pm GMT on 16th Aug
IIRC, that was from some Army corps, of I forget which nation. Welsh, maybe.

shiney things said @ 12:16am GMT on 17th Aug

Jewbacchus said @ 9:06pm GMT on 15th Aug
You just know the seals call him an Uncle Tom.

Scaryface said @ 9:08pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:3 Funny]
They even gave him a little suit to wear!

happyman said @ 10:51pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
I love how even though he was being knighted he still was checking if the other soldier's uniforms were on correctly. ^_^

Sir Penguin said @ 10:56pm GMT on 15th Aug
I'd rather be in the Antarctic with an egg on my feet.

Viking_Biochemist said @ 11:42pm GMT on 15th Aug
He looks confused. I know I would be.

Class1Product said @ 3:23am GMT on 16th Aug
aww, hees dus thinkun "which one of dees peepos is going gib me a cracker?"

Garr123 said @ 11:55pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
Look at that smug fucking penguin.

smuggest penguin i ever saw

k0k0peli said @ 3:13am GMT on 16th Aug
Next promotion: Lord High Protector of Anchovies

sacrelicious said @ 3:26am GMT on 16th Aug
conniving little bastard has his sights set on making himself emperor penguin I tells ya!

RoboRonnie said @ 4:27am GMT on 16th Aug
LINUX FTW!

Seneki69 said @ 4:46am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
I like how the volume on BBC's media player goes up to 11 :)

daffyduck said @ 5:06am GMT on 16th Aug
+1 Nigel Tufnel

Philistine said @ 5:42am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
+1 Phantom mod

nFiend said @ 8:24am GMT on 16th Aug [Score:1 Funny]

sacrelicious said @ 8:38am GMT on 16th Aug
oh how I dream of conducting surveys with something as intellectually capable as a penguin! I list off a four part satasfaction scale and these stupid fucking people invariably respond with "five".

mrslippyfist said @ 11:39am GMT on 17th Aug
I guess he already was an emperor

Uhhh... actually not. He is a king penguin.

Class1Product said @ 9:24pm GMT on 17th Aug
shut upa you face

insanemonkey said @ 11:21pm GMT on 17th Aug
I know he's a 'king penguin but there's no need to swear.

yield2d said @ 1:35am GMT on 19th Aug
Is nothing sacred?