Sensible Erection | Fantasy Bear.

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

This man came to us to have his site built.

I've never seen anything so ridiculous in my life.

Obviously, we turned him down.

And every employee has now proceeded to tell every person we know about this.

[humour] [by cheshirekazz@7:07amGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

dead_bob said @ 7:12am GMT on 2nd Apr
wow
words fail

other than 1994 called and they want their design back...

Bear said @ 7:13am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Funny]
I like to think of it as Geocities Chic.

walkingtaco said @ 7:16am GMT on 2nd Apr
http://beardriving.ytmnd.com/

walkingtaco said @ 7:17am GMT on 2nd Apr
For the Lazies

swiggy said @ 7:20am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:4 Underrated]

ComposerNate said @ 7:24am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:5 Funny]

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:30am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Funny]
Dude, uncool !!!!!!!!

That's trigger!

ComposerNate said @ 8:07am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:5 Funny]

Trigger said @ 8:16am GMT on 2nd Apr
Ohh ok that explains it. :D

<3!!!

BlutStein1984 said @ 8:06am GMT on 2nd Apr
I don't know...I sorta dig the subtle look

Alacron said @ 8:33am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
He has a non-collar shirt under the first four. I look at that and I think to myself, there is a man who really doesn't want to lose at strip poker.

De_Wr0ng said @ 8:48am GMT on 2nd Apr
or someone who's really cold and has no jacket

Muefigilo said @ 6:03pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Funny]
Or someone with a weird kind of shirt-oriented mental illness.

De_Wr0ng said @ 9:14am GMT on 2nd Apr
I'll bet he knows where those two other trolls are

-_- said @ 9:23am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Underrated]

spite48 said @ 7:25am GMT on 2nd Apr
Why did you turn him down? He obviously needs the help.

My take is that this is boring and ubiquitous. I wouldn't think it was really post-worthy, but to each his or her own.

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:31am GMT on 2nd Apr
*giggles* You joined up eh?

spite48 said @ 8:20am GMT on 2nd Apr
Totally.

TheLittlestNihilist said @ 7:39am GMT on 2nd Apr

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:40am GMT on 2nd Apr
It's the key chain.

f00m@nB@r said @ 7:45am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Interesting]
kids' first exposure to goatse:

mao tse helen said @ 8:31am GMT on 2nd Apr
For a second, I was thinking: "A video of a child's reaction to something like goatse or 2 girls 1 cup would be even funnier than that old lady's reaction video." Then I was realized it would be kind of illegal and maybe a bit fucked up to do that.

Saint_Marck said @ 7:49am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:2]
Why would you turn down and mock a client? That's a little fratboy-esque.

cheshirekazz said @ 7:52am GMT on 2nd Apr
We turned him down because our company dosen't build websites for sex sites.

We mock him because...

well..

Who COULDN'T????

Jewbacchus said @ 8:01am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Informative]
Marck was recently turned down and mocked by a frat-boy, given for a very different service.

Saint_Marck said @ 8:20am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:3 Funny]
IT'S NOT GAY WHEN MONEY'S INVOLVED

snowfox said @ 12:52pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Funny]
I SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT AGE RESTRICTIONS BUT THE JUDGE DIDN'T BUY IT. 15 YEARS IS A LONG TIME IN ASSRAPE CITY.... =(

-_- said @ 1:02pm GMT on 2nd Apr
I'm sure you'll give as good as you get ;)

radioelectric said @ 9:49am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:3 Insightful]
But it's ok when you do it?

:P

mrslippyfist said @ 10:10am GMT on 2nd Apr
GAH! First think I clicked.

theolypse said @ 12:06pm GMT on 2nd Apr
The internet is full of ugly people.
BDSM is full of ugly people.

Guess what happens when you combine them.

Mr. Langosta said @ 12:46pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Underrated]

theolypse said @ 1:01pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Uh.... yes.

You get a house.

theolypse said @ 1:02pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Oh. The GIF wasn't animated.

No, your house does not esplodey.

arrowhen said @ 2:21pm GMT on 2nd Apr
An exploding house.

On the moon.

theolypse said @ 10:52am GMT on 2nd Apr
Pshaw, now. Her company didn't build that one.

Misanthrope said @ 5:27pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Hey it's kishi!

steele.ero said @ 7:50am GMT on 2nd Apr
He's so dreamy!

eIfish said @ 7:53am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:2 Insightful]
With a site authored in Frontpage, apparently by a nine-year-old who's just discovered copy/paste, you'd expect the 'members area' to be 'protected' by an obscure URL that's actually somewhat predictable .

It's your duty to find it and add it to your post.

theolypse said @ 8:30am GMT on 2nd Apr
She's biking home from work right now. I'll point your challenge out to her when she gets in.

cb361 said @ 8:55am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:5 Informative]
Is that a trick question?

http://www.fantasybear.net/index.htm

De_Wr0ng said @ 9:05am GMT on 2nd Apr
OMG?!? Wittle penis

cb361 said @ 9:16am GMT on 2nd Apr
Not Safe For Sanity

I dread to think of what /b/ would make of all this, but a part of me relishes the cleansing pain and turmoil.

Nihil said @ 10:48am GMT on 2nd Apr
That's a great idea. I'm consigning that site to the blubbering masses right now.

theolypse said @ 10:54am GMT on 2nd Apr
Let us know how it goes. Poor guy hits /b/ in two hours after talking with a legitimate business.

Never knew what he was getting himself into.

Dissonant said @ 4:05pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Huge compared to mine. Not kidding.

cb361 said @ 9:48pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Do not distress yourself, Madam.

Dissonant said @ 9:57pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Heaven send it may be so!

hellboy said @ 1:58pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
JOKE'S HOME PAGE

Never has a typo been so apropos.

shiney things said @ 7:57am GMT on 2nd Apr
good lord

badgerbaiter said @ 7:57am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 WTF]

Online Videos by Veoh.com

b said @ 8:23am GMT on 2nd Apr
awesome. he's going to get tons of hits from guys.

Dioxin said @ 8:33am GMT on 2nd Apr
apropos again

Dioxin said @ 8:35am GMT on 2nd Apr
nsfw

rezties said @ 8:41am GMT on 2nd Apr
Is that... Inigo Montoya?

It's good to see he's networking.

Åñöñý‹v›öµš said @ 9:21am GMT on 2nd Apr

"Soooo dreamy"

btw in some pictures he reminds me of that one dude from the Beegee's.

DefianceFalcon said @ 12:34pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
Man, you fail at usernames.

mattfish said @ 1:33pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
let's call him "little bobby unicode"

Badart is goodarT said @ 5:56am GMT on 3rd Apr
What i dont' get, is how in the hell does one remember a user name like that?...

on a side note...i wonder how over the top the password that accompanies a user name like that would be..

theolypse said @ 6:37am GMT on 3rd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
Leave me logged in:
o for one day
o for two weeks
• until I log out

insanemonkey said @ 9:41am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:3 Underrated]
Need sleep, can't be bothered to make a post, but i think it deserves it, though you might want to turn the sound off...

theolypse said @ 12:31pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Are they just drawing those shapes mid-air with light wands? That's some amazing control, if so.

insanemonkey said @ 5:32pm GMT on 2nd Apr
yes...yes they are

I did something similar but with still photos a while back and ever since i keep on spotting them all over...aparently the chili peppers hae got a video in a similar style...

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 5:36pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Has been posted already.

http://sensibleerection.com/entry.php/70078

Look for n3v3r's comment.

ring riot said @ 10:18am GMT on 2nd Apr
Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in a week.

cheshirekazz said @ 11:59am GMT on 2nd Apr
Neither had I. ^_^

Bodnoirbabe said @ 10:35am GMT on 2nd Apr
Good lord! He doesn't mind fatties?! SIGN ME UP! A man like that is hard to find!

Nihil said @ 10:49am GMT on 2nd Apr
Out of a cave, you mean?

bltrocker said @ 11:12am GMT on 2nd Apr
The /b/ iggots are raiding GameStop. Kinda funny?

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/61056208.html#q61056208

theolypse said @ 1:00pm GMT on 2nd Apr
?
404

bltrocker said @ 2:17pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Apologies. Apparently the thread was taken down. The subsequent thread isn't worth posting, so here's a recording of a call during an old raid.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb0_1195232075

Wax said @ 11:13am GMT on 2nd Apr
Jesus meets key-chain the mullet-muppet-man.

ZombieVision said @ 11:35am GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:4 Classy Pr0n]

catkin said @ 11:50am GMT on 2nd Apr
My eyes! My poor molested eyes!

BlutStein1984 said @ 12:10pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Gotta be the strangest mug shot photo I've ever seen. The boys down at the station must have been bored.

sensibleb said @ 12:25pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Yes... Yes! Pull the trigger and ensure that those genes don't get passed on to anyone!

swiggy said @ 12:52pm GMT on 2nd Apr
guitar hero/rock band controllers, alongside the guns, on the futon.

disturbed mind.

panthera said @ 1:04pm GMT on 2nd Apr
-1 unibrow

hellboy said @ 3:42pm GMT on 2nd Apr
THAT'S what you noticed?

headlessfriar said @ 1:44pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:2]
I knew this looked familiar...

-_- said @ 1:47pm GMT on 2nd Apr
And, he's ... excited ;)

Fishwrinkle said @ 2:27pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Wow, cool fish desktop!

juju said @ 2:43pm GMT on 2nd Apr
The footwear is what does it for me.

felix said @ 3:00pm GMT on 2nd Apr
these are fucking awesome. anyone have more of them, or at least some info?

headlessfriar said @ 9:26pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:1 Good]
I got it from Ectoplasmosis, an art forum that puts up very cool stuff. They have links in their comments to more from the set. http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2008/04/01/the-midnight-lol-society-have-no-fear-im-from-the-internets/#comments

badger said @ 9:02am GMT on 3rd Apr
haha a banana clip on a .22 what a pussy LOL

no decent calibers at all, especially tiny caliber on the trunks there LOLOL
omg i gota send this to a friend of mine,it will make her totally laugh till she vomits lol

Dissonant said @ 4:04pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:2 Funny]
I look a lot like this guy, only about 10-15 years younger and not yet balding with short hair and thinner eyebrows.

Should I just give up and shoot myself now?

lilmookieesquire said @ 1:34am GMT on 3rd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
If this picture is any indication, I recommend against gun purchases.

Shrike96 said @ 12:31pm GMT on 3rd Apr
Wow, there's nothing sexier than a blue pool noodle, Guitar Hero controllers, and speedloaders.

Jewbacchus said @ 12:06pm GMT on 2nd Apr
He's the next gladiator.

valen85 said @ 1:19pm GMT on 2nd Apr
bear reminds me of some sort of gigolo jesus
...mohammed?

Fishwrinkle said @ 2:29pm GMT on 2nd Apr
I fapped

shizac said @ 3:52pm GMT on 2nd Apr
did anyone else read the title as "Fantasy Beer" at first and get excited?

...and then figure out the real title.

......and get REALLY excited?

Hemiii said @ 3:55pm GMT on 2nd Apr
I think you need to get a fucking life.

Hemiii said @ 5:14pm GMT on 2nd Apr [Score:3 Insightful]
After taking a while away from the post, I've come to the conclusion my comment was too harsh. I'm trying to make a rule that I would never say/do anything on the internet that I wouldn't say/do to someone in real life. Because it might as well be real life when this poor guy finds out what you and your piece of shit co-workers went to great lengths to do. Damn, there I go breaking that rule again.

You have to realize that the internet can't be used for this kind of bullshit if you ever want it to really bloom into what it could be. Yes, he was trying to make a site for himself in kind of borderline questionable taste. But why didn't you go downtown wherever you live and hand out fliers of how "ridiculous" this guy is? Because that would be wrong?

Do you really want the internet to be a bunch of IT people mocking everyone while jerking off to 4chan hentai and shouting internet memes into a speech-text program?

snowfox said @ 5:32pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Do you really want the internet to be a bunch of IT people mocking everyone while jerking off to 4chan hentai and shouting internet memes into a speech-text program?

Would that be so bad?

Nihil said @ 9:36pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Of course it would. The internet should be serious business.

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 10:35pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Yes,

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 10:36pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Second try:

Yes.

death4hire said @ 4:33am GMT on 3rd Apr
Gay

snowfox said @ 8:24am GMT on 3rd Apr [Score:1 Interesting]
Man, we need to take back internet for nerds. I am tired of normal people coming on the internet. They don't belong here.

X said @ 11:10am GMT on 3rd Apr
I'm with snowfox.

In a sexy way.

Muefigilo said @ 6:02pm GMT on 2nd Apr
Ironically you are reinforcing the "angry internet person" stereotype.

Hypocrisy -> Fail

Besides, I don't see how he can argue with getting massive publicity on his website, even if it's bad. Some people are into that kind of person and this just makes it more likely that those kinds of people will now find him.

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 10:37pm GMT on 2nd Apr
You can't see how he can argue with being mocked publicly? Seriously?

TheCooler said @ 9:07am GMT on 3rd Apr
If he has such a hang up about being mocked, then maybe he shouldn't have put himself out in this way

cb361 said @ 9:40pm GMT on 2nd Apr
+1, because it is too easy to lose sight of the strange fact that the internet of full of real people with real feelings, just like one self. But satire has always been about cruelly mocking people from afar, and most modern satire is almost reverential compared to historical satire, like the cartoons of James Gillray. Bear isn't a powerful prince or politician or pundit, but he expresses the same self-important pomposity, and satire is a way of pricking pomposity. Bear probably doesn't deserve derision as a human being, but as a human being he deserves the kind of satirical smack-down that any one of us gets when we exhibit our failings in public.

And are you doing anything the least different in your final paragraph?

The best that the Internet can be is a true expression of the personalities of those who use it, which already range from base to the sublime. It's just not always possible to tell which is which.

cb361 said @ 9:42pm GMT on 2nd Apr
(oops - I meant being satirical in your final paragraph, not being pompous)

cardinal said @ 3:41am GMT on 3rd Apr
I, too, would like the world to be filled with nice people.

revchoppy said @ 6:31am GMT on 3rd Apr [Score:1 Insightful]
But why didn't you go downtown wherever you live and hand out fliers of how "ridiculous" this guy is? Because that would be wrong?

Nope. Probably because that takes time and energy. This guy is only worth the calories it takes to click "post", not the calories it takes to walk downtown for several hours. Nor is he worth the cost of printing.

Hemiii said @ 11:18am GMT on 3rd Apr
Or is it because you'd be too much of a coward to be able to live with doing something so horribly arrogant?

I think this is a really fucked up first post for the OP.

The internet is a glass house, honey. Maybe don't post pictures on myspace of yourself at a comic con wearing a tummy shirt with stay-puft-marshmallow-man-stretch-line-stomache flab hanging out and then turn around and breach your customers trust in such a shitty way.

revchoppy said @ 12:02pm GMT on 3rd Apr
Did you see me slagging on the guy? No?

Then shove your self-righteousness right back up your asshole, k, Hemii?

theolypse said @ 3:40pm GMT on 3rd Apr
Actually, the cute animal pictures that were my first post should have been hers, as she found them first. I'm just quicker on the draw.

Also, wait, do you rant and sling personal insults at office gossips, too, or are you too much of a coward to do that to someone's face?

theolypse said @ 6:40am GMT on 3rd Apr
Show us where the nasty trolls flamed you, Bobby.

funkyteats said @ 4:58am GMT on 3rd Apr
the mainpage link is broken

CthulhuDances said @ 5:21am GMT on 3rd Apr
I have a feeling we aren't missing out on much.

theolypse said @ 6:41am GMT on 3rd Apr
Further investigation suggests that the site quickly overran its monthly bandwidth limit within about three hours of Nihil posting it to /b/.

theolypse said @ 7:06am GMT on 3rd Apr [Score:1 Informative]
Further further investigation reveals that I am full of shit.

Dissonant said @ 12:32pm GMT on 3rd Apr
Further further further investigation reveals that this comment is currently modded +1 Informative.