Wednesday, 2 January 2008 Sexy recruitment posters for the Empire By Feng Zhu, hosted at a new Gawker Media blog, called io9. PR0N FOLLOWS (shamelessly harvested from fleshbot) http://www.dailypoa.com/?p=1345 http://blog.babes-world.com/mc-nudes-adriana/ http://www.go-girls-go.com/only-tease-alexandra-schoolgirl.html http://www.morazzia.com/digital-desire/2697/brenda.html http://www.mynudeteens.com/2007/12/26/blonde-hillary/ http://babesdiary.com/join-jennipher-in-the-sunshine-010208 http://www.babedirect.com/galleries/kimberly-williams-big-tits-babe/index.php http://baberoad.com/galleries/nubiles-1/index.shtml http://www.labatidora.net/gallery.php?galeria=ftv311207lenaandmichaela&idi=ing http://eros-and-grace.net/galleries/076c3f9c/Linda-Elegance/index.html http://www.glam0ur.com/gals/natasha_g/index.php http://www.kindgirls.com/gal.php?dir=nina_9485&nom=Nina&num=18&pub=metart http://www.pornio.net/metart_16/5857/olya_in_lingerie http://www.babeslog.net/metart_16/5856/sandy_summers http://dailyniner.com/simi1.shtml http://www.oweos.com/galleries/Hegre_Art_Veronika.htm http://www.babeskickass.com/content/Viki_in_rose_dress/ [art] [by f00m@nB@r@7:04pmGMT] [+10 Good]

monkeytooth said @ 7:10pm GMT on 2nd Jan with porn in extended?

sacrelicious said @ 7:12pm GMT on 2nd Jan the empire would never put porn in the extended.

ComposerNate said @ 7:10pm GMT on 2nd Jan [Score:5 Funny]

Mr Coffee said @ 7:37pm GMT on 2nd Jan +1 ComposerNate finds the radest photos

echolocator said @ 4:30am GMT on 3rd Jan HAUSFRAUD

Jin said @ 7:23pm GMT on 2nd Jan BY TRUCULENTANDUNRELIABLE AT 09:46 AM @braak: Yes. And this is why it's not a coincidence that my interest in SF declined as my interest in feminism rose ^Men who think that way,along with SF Fans,should be killed.

blitzcat said @ 7:39pm GMT on 2nd Jan star wars related Very cool rebranding of Vader Helments

robotroadkill said @ 8:00pm GMT on 2nd Jan I saw something like that with Bart Simpson statues.

robotroadkill said @ 8:06pm GMT on 2nd Jan Ecch. Anything this blatant and cliched annoys me, even if I agree. (I don't know how to make the little accent mark over the "e" in "cliched")

snowfox said @ 8:09pm GMT on 2nd Jan Where and when did you get that photo? I saw this exhibition in a booth at Comic Con International in 07 I think. That mask totally sucked as did many of them, but there were a couple of really cool ones. Is there an online photo gallery of all of them somewhere?

robotroadkill said @ 10:25pm GMT on 2nd Jan See the comment I was replying to.

Mr. Langosta said @ 8:36pm GMT on 2nd Jan é!

snowfox said @ 8:43pm GMT on 2nd Jan On another note, I feel the word "clichéd" is hackneyed.

theolypse said @ 9:23am GMT on 3rd Jan Your overuse of "hackneyed" is sapping the meaning right out of it.

theolypse said @ 9:47am GMT on 3rd Jan Ah, the classics.

VictorTyne said @ 9:02pm GMT on 2nd Jan The io9 blog is actually pretty interesting for a sci-fi geek like myself. I've wasted a good two hours browsing their stuff. Some might call it overly hostile toward the medium (they feature mostly negative review of various movies/shows) but that's pretty much my taste. My favorite so far is "Six Reasons why Star Trek Should Stay Dead". It's a great list. It just needs to be followed with "10 Reasons Paramount should turn creative control of the Star Trek franchise over to VictorTyne".

snowfox said @ 9:53pm GMT on 2nd Jan Only if I get creative control of the Batman franchise.

CapnSilver said @ 11:16pm GMT on 2nd Jan Nobody understands Batman the way I do.

snowfox said @ 11:58pm GMT on 2nd Jan The people at DC Comics openly admit I know Batman better than they do. So how bout this, I'll race you to the group editor position. Whoever loses has to write the non-canon Legends of the Dark Knight.

CapnSilver said @ 1:27am GMT on 3rd Jan The people at DC Comics openly admit I know Batman better than they do. Until I see it in DC nation, then it hasn't happened. I'd rather write the children's comic than edit anything. Editing is for hacks that have stayed in the industry but have no talent drawing or writing.

Transfer said @ 1:46am GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:5 Funny]

monkeynuts said @ 2:46am GMT on 3rd Jan It's only funny because I picture this interview in my head sounding exactly like this

Pirate_Monkey said @ 3:19am GMT on 3rd Jan i read the captions in john wood's voice. just seemed to fit.

Pirate_Monkey said @ 3:20am GMT on 3rd Jan dick. james woods. james!

snowfox said @ 5:41am GMT on 3rd Jan Not always been that way. Dennis O'Neil was Batman group editor for a damn long time and contributed a lot to the modern Batman mytho. Also, don't count on seeing it in DC nation any time soon, but if you go to a pannel with Bob Wayne and Dan DiDio that I'm at...

wyckedfae said @ 9:52pm GMT on 2nd Jan [Score:3 Interesting] Made a quick wallpaper: In 1280x1024

wyckedfae said @ 11:02am GMT on 3rd Jan Widescreen version: Here.

Kimota said @ 10:12pm GMT on 2nd Jan Weren't the stormtroopers retconed as being all f them mass-produced clones of Bobba Fett's dad? These posters are not canon! Shame on you people, for not noticing.

X said @ 11:14pm GMT on 2nd Jan "Although most of the stormtroopers in the Star Wars movies turned out to be vat-grown clones of Boba Fett's daddy, perhaps some of them were citizens from around the Empire doing their duty." Shame on you for not noticing!

Kimota said @ 11:22pm GMT on 2nd Jan What? Are you secondguessing Lucas now. Bad nerd! Bad!

kang said @ 11:56pm GMT on 2nd Jan I think it makes more sense that in later movies/generations, the troopers were at least partly replaced with citizens or other altered beings. Having them all be clones doesn't jive with things like: - Leia's comment that Luke was a little small to be a stormtrooper. Jango Fett was not a big guy either. - The fact that the STs do have different voices in Episodes 4-6. - I kind of think Ben would have told the Rebels where all the bad guys are coming from eventually. - STs are notoriously bad shots with the lowest of survivability. Shouldn't Jango's clone be a decent shooter at least, otherwise what's the point? Eh, whatever.

Badart is goodarT said @ 12:39am GMT on 3rd Jan I definitely concur with you, i have thought that exact same thing for a long time. I don't really get into the star wars books and other reading material, but i do play video games. In battle front II, they definitely explain that the storm troopers are being replaced with new civilian recruits. Besides, my storm trooper figure with the removable helmet bears little, or no resemblance to Jango.

Kimota said @ 12:47am GMT on 3rd Jan -Still taller than diminutive teenager Luke. Actually, that would make her surprise more understandable, as Stormtroopers would all have the same size. -Glitches in their communication system. -Ben was a dick. He didn't even told (single and horny) Luke that he was going to meet her own (somewhat bangable) sister. For no reason. -Because of errors in the process being repeated and multiplied in every subsequent generation, they had lost most of their skills, like the bad photocopies they were, but still were kept because their sheer number was useful, even if they were lousy shoots. See? Lucas' madness is perfectly fanwankable.

mos said @ 4:16am GMT on 3rd Jan "somewhat" bangable? Dude. Nineteen-year-old Carrie, soon to be twenty-year-old-and-fucked-up-on-smack-so-bad-she'll-even-light-your-saber Carrie was "highly" bangable at her worst.

theolypse said @ 9:29am GMT on 3rd Jan Harem-girl Carrie on a chain permanently warped my budding sexuality. No lie.

wyckedfae said @ 9:35am GMT on 3rd Jan Warped? Or blessed?

theolypse said @ 10:03am GMT on 3rd Jan Are you offering?

wyckedfae said @ 10:10am GMT on 3rd Jan Only if you the answer was "blessed". Haha.

theolypse said @ 10:21am GMT on 3rd Jan I've been meaning to attach something to those eyehooks in the ceiling for a while, now.

wyckedfae said @ 6:59am GMT on 4th Jan Unfortunately, despite the feminine name, I are, in fact, a boy.

DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69 said @ 12:06pm GMT on 3rd Jan I always thought Carrie Fisher was ugly. And not "Hollywood ugly" but the genuine kind of ugly.

monkeytooth said @ 1:55pm GMT on 3rd Jan wat

ComposerNate said @ 3:18pm GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:5 Funny]

Star Wars Geek said @ 3:23am GMT on 3rd Jan *sigh* Spoken like uncultured heathen. These are canon due to the simple fact that the clones were an incarnation of the early portion of the Empire. As such, no posters required since they didn't need to recruit. You have to understand that the actual size of the clone army numbered in the millions while they had to contend w/ the supposed billions1 of the Trade Federation robot army as well as supplemented by the planetary armies of the secessionist states of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Now, post-Clone Wars, it was seen as a necessity to augment their clone forces2 w/ non-clones as the success of planetary armies from the previous conflict became self-evident as well as the fact that the clone armies weren't going to be replenished anymore due to financial/logistic conflicts w/ clone-producing planet Kamino as well as strict Imperial regulations that recently were made law.3 So, although they had a grand imperial army, they had no longer had any way to replace any units that died. That's why during the time period of the Battle of Yavin, clones were already phased out.4 1The billions of robots was recently called into question in the Star Wars: Republic Commando series due to inaccurate logistics which lead 'certain' parties to consider the idea of a conspiracy. *cough*the Machiavellian scheming of Darth Sidious*cough* 2Further detailed in Star Wars: Allegiance by Timothy Zahn 3Explained in Star Wars: True Colors 4Except for the various small clone groups that escaped and led lives isolated from the galaxy at large which are mentioned in various Star Wars books.

Nihil said @ 7:30am GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:3 Insightful] Star Wars lore is like Catholic theology. A bunch of guys who never got laid independently made up lots of crazy, inconsistent stuff, and you have to figure out how to make it all fit together so that millions of people can then give you money to hear about it.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 9:03am GMT on 3rd Jan I'll sadly admit that I am a practitioner.

devilsad said @ 11:05am GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:1 Insightful] Fortunately we haven't yet been tortured and oppressed by gangs of Star Wars nerds demanding that we repent and worship the Holy Lucas and His Son, Darth Vader (who died for our sins)

X said @ 11:00pm GMT on 3rd Jan What do you call Episodes 1-3?

Barnabas_Truman said @ 5:26am GMT on 4th Jan High-budget but non-canonical fan-fiction.

wyckedfae said @ 6:18am GMT on 4th Jan Complete horrible shit.

Shirobake said @ 11:31pm GMT on 2nd Jan [Score:2 WTF] Here ya g- wait, Star Wars? Oh. Oh, boy. I totally misunderstood the point of this thread...

luzifer said @ 12:32am GMT on 3rd Jan nice idea...but kinda poorly executed imho. especially when messured by feng zhu standards.

Nostrildamus said @ 1:09am GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:1 Insightful] I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!

Dioxin said @ 5:22pm GMT on 3rd Jan [Score:1 WTF]

echolocator said @ 8:59pm GMT on 3rd Jan You just got your gay in my peanut butter.

KingPellinore said @ 4:11am GMT on 4th Jan You just got your peanut butter in my gay!

Barnabas_Truman said @ 5:26am GMT on 4th Jan Hey! This tastes FAAAAAABULOUS!

wyckedfae said @ 6:18am GMT on 4th Jan Hahahaha Gaynutbutter

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