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Sunday, 29 April 2007
quote [ In a manner of speaking this is a duel between dog and man. ]
"With the first rays of the sun, the townsmen went out on the streets, and soon enough they entered Barnaba's inn to have their morning ale, before facing the reality of counting caps to see who was missing.
[games] [by Kimota@6:08pmGMT] [+10 Funny] Barnabas had never been the best of waiters, but this morning he was unusually slow. Probably it had something to do with having been marinated in wine, quartered like a chicken and eaten in a delicate, gourmet-like way. The Necromancer prodded the rests with his walking stick. "Dude was a Thorner." He said. "I would be scared shitless if I was one". THE CAST: gronk23, the town's poet Narrenschiff, a mysterious stranger LeavemeAlone, an old retired sailor plexer, the apothecary Jestyr, a grain farmer thumble, an old warrior solitude, the blacksmith capnSilver, a swineherd remiq, a thief Avid, the barber and dentist v21, the town's priest *Non-players, please, refrain from commenting strategy* |
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Kimota
said @ 6:09pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:4 Informative]
PLAYERS, PLEASE CAST YOUR VOTES UNDER THIS COMMENT |
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Avid, the barber and dentist
said @ 4:22am GMT on 30th Apr
I'm getting tired of jumping on bandwagons, so I'll start one: I vote to lynch LeavemeAlone The reason? It all has to do with the theory I proposed on day one. Also, a vote to lynch LeavemeAlone is the only vote that sounds like a schizophrenic fit. |
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LeavemeAlone
said @ 12:54pm GMT on 30th Apr
I think we've killed enough villagers so far. But if you want to kill me, that is fine. The problem with playing this game online is that I can't see people's reactions when I flip out on them. You can usually pick out half the werewolves on that alone. I would also point out that I was the only idiot to change my vote from a werewolf at the last minute when Nick said he was a seer. I was an idiot, but how many werewolves would do that? Werewolves flinch less when they vote since they know what the outcome will be. I didn't. But, to go along with your theory... I vote to lynch Narrenschiff. After all, revenge voting wouldn't the remaining villagers live, or would it? |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 1:58pm GMT on 30th Apr
and you've now lost a verb. :D |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 2:01pm GMT on 30th Apr
Well if you're going to be like that, I vote to lynch LeaveMeAlone |
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LeavemeAlone
said @ 3:31pm GMT on 30th Apr
What? Don't have anyone better to go on? |
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solitude
said @ 12:07pm GMT on 30th Apr
Well seeing how well random lynchings have gotten us so far mr. Avid... I vote to lynch no-one |
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Avid
said @ 1:43pm GMT on 30th Apr
Just because I don't state a reason doesn't mean that I don't have one. |
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LeavemeAlone
said @ 3:29pm GMT on 30th Apr
You want another villager dead? |
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solitude
said @ 7:47pm GMT on 30th Apr
Quite likely you have a reason. Possibly a good one even. However If you don't tell us what it is, don't expect us to bring up sympathy for it. For each of the lynchings (except maybe the first two or so) we had some pretty damn good reasons to lynch that person over any other. However with the exception of Nick we were wrong every time! Let's not lynch and buy the seer some time to find out a real wolf, so we can finally lynch someone who isn't an innocent. |
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ZomBarnabas
said @ 9:39pm GMT on 30th Apr
Finally someone starts listening to my ideas. Is that what it takes to get some attention around here? Violent, messy death? |
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solitude
said @ 11:30pm GMT on 30th Apr
And it still not sinking in with the rest :( |
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CapnSilver
said @ 5:08pm GMT on 30th Apr
Narrenschiff must be lynched |
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thumble
said @ 7:25pm GMT on 30th Apr
I vote to lynch Narrenschiff. Because a source that I consider trustworthy has claimed to be seer and informed me that they have positively identified Narren as a werewolf. And now I await my inevitable death tonight. |
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CapnSilver
said @ 2:11am GMT on 1st May
While I believe Narren's a werewolf, I don't believe you. |
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plexer
said @ 3:41am GMT on 1st May
I vote to lynch Narrenschiff. |
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Jewbacchus
said @ 6:17pm GMT on 29th Apr
9 villagers killed 1 werewolf killed 11 left? |
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Sgt Harry 'Snapper' Organs..
said @ 6:19pm GMT on 29th Apr
Not that I'm playing, but I just wondered; since when did Werewolves become gourmands? I always pictured them as fierce and feral creatures, caring naught for the decadent trappings of human civilisation. Certainly, most of the killings have involved a considered, psychopathic and very *human* edge, rather that the basal sort of evisceration you'd expect from a lycanthrope. Mayhap the blame is apportioned a'wrongly, and these noble creatures of the dark and dim are full maligned? A man, now there's a creature of horror deep! And shadows in his mind doth keep, and hide them from companion close, until on coffee Tom doth dose, and realise now that the work yet done, is due in waning nights to come.... And that's my question! |
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kishi
said @ 8:13pm GMT on 29th Apr
What, you think slaughtering and tormenting villagers is so easy a caveman could do it? |
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ekmesnz
said @ 6:20pm GMT on 29th Apr
I can see that the innocents are doing real good. |
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Context
said @ 6:26pm GMT on 29th Apr
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assbastard
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:1 Insightful]
Why don't the villagers just sleep during the day and stay awake at night? That would solve SO many problems. |
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PottyMouth
said @ 6:30pm GMT on 29th Apr
Fools, they don't realize that they're actually living in the 21st century. They need to send a blind chick out for some medicine. |
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ekmesnz
said @ 7:36pm GMT on 29th Apr
-1 M. Night Shyamalan |
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Bob LLama
said @ 8:16pm GMT on 29th Apr
I know, seriously. "The Man Who Heard Voices"?!? Are you fucking kidding me? What a one-trick pony talentless hack. |
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PottyMouth
said @ 9:12am GMT on 30th Apr
I'm sure your movies are much better. |
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Jewbacchus
said @ 5:12pm GMT on 30th Apr
NO. That is INCORRECT. His opinions of something ARE NOT invalidated by him not being able to produce a superior something. In the words of my physics TA, BE SMARTER. |
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shiney things
said @ 6:32pm GMT on 29th Apr
is there an option for the villagers to test someone with silver? like make an incision, place silver in it, and wait for a reaction? i'm guessing that would violate the rules, though. just sayin'. |
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Equinophobe
said @ 7:34pm GMT on 29th Apr
that would be too easy. besides, i think the werewolves are only vulnerable to silver in wolf form. otherwise why dont they just make everyone hold a silver-piece? psh. logic. logic means nothing when there are werewolves to worry about. |
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kishi
said @ 8:12pm GMT on 29th Apr
I doubt they've got that much money. Hell, with werewolves all around, their economy can't be doing well. |
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shiney things
said @ 3:14am GMT on 30th Apr
but they've been using silver to kill werewolves...well, innocent villegers they think are werewolves anyways. wouldn't it be better it use that silver in a non lethal way first? |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 3:28am GMT on 30th Apr
rope |
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structured_spirits
said @ 9:38am GMT on 30th Apr
[Score:3 Funny]
Werewolves are a myth propagated by the silver industry. |
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TheCooler
said @ 1:04pm GMT on 30th Apr
THen who removed my head and pick axed it to the damn wall? |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 1:11pm GMT on 30th Apr
[Score:1 Informative]
Don't mess with the silver industry, man, they'll take you OUT. |
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animus kadmon
said @ 6:39pm GMT on 29th Apr
Wow... Well, on the upside you guys are MUCH more efficient at killing innocents than the werewolves. They keep picking Thorners. Maybe if you teamed up, you could try and kill all the Thorners and call it some sort of twisted win. |
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Spectral Bob LLama
said @ 6:58pm GMT on 29th Apr
*clap, clap, clap* Oh, this sort of entertainment is priceless. |
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Astronomer Snapper Organs
said @ 7:23pm GMT on 29th Apr
I'm seeing potassium, carbon, and... uh... bobllamadium. |
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Bob LLama
said @ 7:33pm GMT on 29th Apr
Bobllamadium /Bob-lah-MAY-di-yum/ Noun The naturally occurring chemical released by the brain that causes orgasms in the human female. |
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benjamander
said @ 7:50pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:3]
the reason it's so expensive is that you actually have to crack open bob llama's skull to get at it while he's still living. this is also where the expression "giving head" comes from. |
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Bob LLama
said @ 8:01pm GMT on 29th Apr
Nice relay. |
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eightysix
said @ 7:09pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:1 Informative]
did anybody perchance happen to look at the main link? |
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Context
said @ 9:20pm GMT on 29th Apr
Wow... I guess sometimes art does imitate life. |
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Jewbacchus
said @ 5:11am GMT on 30th Apr
KAMA SUTRA VAGINA |
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graham
said @ 7:35pm GMT on 29th Apr
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Wadysseus
said @ 8:47pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:1 Underrated]
graham: drunk right now |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 7:49pm GMT on 29th Apr
Son of a bitch! |
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Speared
said @ 8:11pm GMT on 29th Apr
make the most recent kills red or italic please |
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Misanthrope
said @ 8:51pm GMT on 29th Apr
Or read Kimota's slightly amusing prose. |
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Speared
said @ 10:59am GMT on 30th Apr
no, because it doesn't say who got lynched anyway |
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Dioxin
said @ 6:10pm GMT on 30th Apr
Why don't you try reading day five? |
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Misanthrope
said @ 8:51pm GMT on 29th Apr
Seriously, I think the necromancer has some deal with the werewolves. I say lynch him and use his ashes as some sort of ward on your doors and windows. |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 9:00pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:2 Funny]
You just hate people. |
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ZomBarnabas
said @ 10:29pm GMT on 29th Apr
I guess I can be proud of being enough of a threat for the werewolves to kill me. Oops, I mean, um, BARHAH!!! I vote to eat gronk23's brains. |
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TheCooler
said @ 3:08am GMT on 30th Apr
I tryed to do a zombie thing but it won't let me make new names. Also harman hamburgers. |
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ZombieTheCooler
said @ 5:39am GMT on 30th Apr
Can't you just do that ^ or did I miss something here? |
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TheCooler
said @ 6:26pm GMT on 30th Apr
It didn;t work and damn you. Damn you to hell. |
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TheCoolest
said @ 7:19pm GMT on 30th Apr
brrrrrrraaaaaaaiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss..... |
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TheCooler
said @ 6:27pm GMT on 30th Apr
Wait, how;d you do that? |
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NotTheCooler
said @ 10:29pm GMT on 30th Apr
C'mon man. Figure it out. |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 6:22am GMT on 30th Apr
ruddfucker's |
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gronk23
said @ 3:42am GMT on 30th Apr
Steady...steady...aim for the head... |
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Nick
said @ 7:06am GMT on 30th Apr
*fap fap fap SPLORT* |
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Nick, the lone wolf spirit
said @ 7:08am GMT on 30th Apr
[Score:1 Insightful]
I knew I should have been a zombie rather than a crappy ghost. I vote to lightly rattle Avid's windows but he assumes it's the wind and ignores it. |
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TheCooler
said @ 1:05pm GMT on 30th Apr
I vote to rattle chains and laugh manically in his root cellar! |
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badgerbaiter
said @ 1:31pm GMT on 30th Apr
I vote to freak him out while he's jacking off by dressing up like his granny |
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lilmookieesquire
said @ 4:01pm GMT on 30th Apr
Good luck. He likes to be watched. |
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CapnSilver
said @ 10:32pm GMT on 29th Apr
Oh for fucks sake. This is getting to be a fucking joke. Does anybody else have some INCREDIBLY BAD IDEAS we can follow up on? |
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plexer
said @ 11:10pm GMT on 29th Apr
I think we should lynch that CapnSilver guy. ARE YOU WITH ME?!?! |
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CapnSilver
said @ 2:11am GMT on 30th Apr
You're just upset I think you're the alpha. And that narrenschiff and leavemealone are your cronies. |
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solitude
said @ 5:33am GMT on 30th Apr
Do you really think so? And have sufficient (other than the Nick-link) info to say so? Because if you do I'd like to know, so I can vote to lynch the fucker. |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 6:23am GMT on 30th Apr
Fuck that, man. If you've got a good idea on plexer I'll bite. I don't know the guy, let alone trust him. |
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Bob LLama
said @ 9:01am GMT on 30th Apr
If ever there was a poor choice of words, my friend... |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 9:23am GMT on 30th Apr
Hehehe. |
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LeavemeAlone
said @ 12:57pm GMT on 30th Apr
Narrenschiff and I are cronies? Shit, when did I miss that memo? |
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kishi
said @ 11:10pm GMT on 29th Apr
Everyone votes to lynch themselves, for the rare eleven-tuple hanging. You know the people who don't vote to lynch themselves are werewolves? Or have a sense of self-preservation, one of the other. |
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eightysix
said @ 11:30pm GMT on 29th Apr
[Score:1 Interesting]
Bad Idea #582: Like a game of chicken, everyone votes themselves and see who retracts their vote first. |
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ZomBarnabas
said @ 1:13pm GMT on 30th Apr
It is my professional opinion as someone who's already gotten killed that this is an awesome idea. I mean, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS |
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solitude
said @ 5:30am GMT on 30th Apr
Well I had some pretty ridiculous idea yesterday that could potentially work, but it was pretty much ignored in favor of a crad vote. Yes, this is going brilliantly indeed. For god's sake please if the seer is actually playing have him contact some trustworthy people. I mean he should by now have found some innocents right? Not all can be alpha's so most should be truly truly innocent. Let's stop killing those innocents and get some sort of an alliance going. |
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Ghost crad
said @ 6:39pm GMT on 30th Apr
After all, killing the innocent shit carrying guy was much more important. What kind of wolf would carry shit for a living anyways. And somehow, the mysterious stranger is still alive?? Townies these days! |
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mrslippyfist
said @ 4:50am GMT on 30th Apr
Uhhh, hello, Town Priest? Fucking hell, are you guys retarded? He's a 'priest'... Of course he's a fucking werewolf. |
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Narrenschiff
said @ 6:04am GMT on 30th Apr
I don't understand, ma'am-- could you explain? |
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headlessfriar
said @ 9:34am GMT on 30th Apr
Hair shirt? Or Lippy Fist thinks that werewolves hate vampires, and hence join the clergy? Maybe since priests "lead sheep", werewolves find that amusing? Or do werewolves fuck altarboys? I don't know. |
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solitude
said @ 12:05pm GMT on 30th Apr
I've been wondering... is it: Mrs. Lippy Fist or Mr. Slippy Fist Either could be hawt! |
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TheCooler
said @ 1:07pm GMT on 30th Apr
You've seen silver bullet too huh? |
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Nick, the lone wolf spirit
said @ 6:56am GMT on 30th Apr
[Score:2 Insightful]
Aaaaahahahahahahahaha! Learn to play, sentient snack treats. And fast. |
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solitude
said @ 12:10pm GMT on 30th Apr
Well for now it seems we have absolutely no idea who is what, we also know the seer is not dead yet, so let's get some usable info before going of on a killing spree again. So I'm voting to not lynch anybody today. On less dead innocent could give the seer just that bit more time he needs. |
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Mad Lobster
said @ 9:17pm GMT on 30th Apr
Yeah I'm gonna need you to go ahead and use the new cover on your TPS reports, uhmkay. I'll make sure you get another copy of the memo. |
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