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Monday, 29 January 2007

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This one just blew me away.

[porn] [by anonymister@11:36pmGMT] [+10 Hot Pr0n]

Comments

skainsmate said @ 12:03am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Underrated]
0.0

n0ah said @ 2:56pm GMT on 30th Jan
10.0

you cheap bastard.. he deserves better than 0

Aephon said @ 12:11am GMT on 30th Jan
Interesting.

Trench said @ 12:16am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Underrated]
I was seriously expecting a hand to pop out of my keyboard.

:(

warmseat said @ 12:33am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:2 Funny]
Fucking site crashed my Firefox.
It went pip-pip-pip-peeep-peep.
It was a good Firefox.

yogi said @ 12:39am GMT on 30th Jan
Like watching four TV screens at once on Sunday, all tuned to football!

Tirade said @ 3:52am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:2 Funny]
... you find the same enjoyment in watching hot naked chicks doing dirty things as you do in watching a bunch of guys wearing shoulder pads jumping on top of each other?

yogi said @ 7:49pm GMT on 30th Jan
YOU know what I mean.

Don't you?

Tirade said @ 2:41am GMT on 31st Jan
Sorry, I prefer men who don't wear shoulderpads.
Maybe that's just me.

schatten00777 said @ 12:39am GMT on 30th Jan
My god! The nakedness!

tothebone said @ 12:45am GMT on 30th Jan
hmmm.... it worked...

f00m@nB@r said @ 1:21am GMT on 30th Jan
wait, it blew you? what?

Rainbow Randolf said @ 1:38am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Funny]

Rainbow Randolf said @ 1:41am GMT on 30th Jan
Also, the interviews:
Colbert on O'Rielly:

O'Rielly on Colbert:

Jallandhara said @ 1:59am GMT on 30th Jan
Almost reminds me of this

manbot said @ 2:59am GMT on 30th Jan
I came so hard firefox crashed!

Tobnam said @ 3:07am GMT on 30th Jan
I came so hard Linux crashed!

Botman said @ 3:08am GMT on 30th Jan
I came so hard the stockmarket crashed!

fuckb4ll said @ 4:48am GMT on 30th Jan
I crashed so hard, i came!

...er, wait

NickelJoe said @ 3:10am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:3 Funny]
We are living in amazing times.

YHVH said @ 5:32am GMT on 30th Jan
BERST THING EVAR

Xopher said @ 6:05am GMT on 30th Jan
Just.
Wow.
Awesome.

pshaw said @ 6:15am GMT on 30th Jan
holy shit we need a [+10 Automatic Watchlist] mod...

Class1Product said @ 7:55am GMT on 30th Jan
I think I have gone blind

Class1Product said @ 7:56am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
but my third eye is still watching teh pr0n

Spunky_Monkey said @ 8:25am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:5 Funny]
the first video it showed me was a midget on a big wheel. hot pr0n indeed.

Krelian said @ 11:18am GMT on 30th Jan
hahahaha... I put that to mario kart music and put the video on loop.

n0ah said @ 2:41pm GMT on 30th Jan
i will host it if you want :D

or put it on youtube or some shit.. we wanna see dammit

sensibleb said @ 6:12pm GMT on 30th Jan
That's a YTMND if I ever saw one.

Vernes said @ 8:34am GMT on 30th Jan
I bow to teh master of porn.

cardinal said @ 8:50am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
Sweet tap-dancing christ.

cardinal said @ 8:54am GMT on 30th Jan
Very well sir. The internet is yours.

graham said @ 9:10am GMT on 30th Jan
brilliant!

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vahid said @ 11:35am GMT on 30th Jan
i liiike.

Superchibisan said @ 9:20am GMT on 30th Jan
yeah, thats just about sweet.

wtjones said @ 9:37am GMT on 30th Jan
This has to come up on the the day I decide to give up hand jerking and pron? There is no god I can assure you of that.

verycleanteeth said @ 9:45am GMT on 30th Jan
Moving on to the watermelon I see?

wtjones said @ 9:58am GMT on 30th Jan
I wish!!

bystander said @ 4:39pm GMT on 30th Jan
Doesn't this prove there IS a god, and he goes out of his way to tempt you?

anonyme said @ 9:39am GMT on 30th Jan [Score:2]
dammit this would have been SO USEFUL earlier when i was...

...
......nevermind.

suffice to say...props.

sensibleb said @ 9:59am GMT on 30th Jan
"earlier when i was..."

...testing your video settings?
...looking for background noise while you were reading?
...studying for a physiology exam?

What? Whaaat?

phunkeybuddha said @ 10:57am GMT on 30th Jan
Hot.

perilikid said @ 9:52am GMT on 30th Jan
I don't understand. Why get excited about 10 second videos, even if there are plenty of them?

mad_hatter said @ 9:54am GMT on 30th Jan
It's about not having to do any work, it practically jerks itself.

robotroadkill said @ 12:27pm GMT on 30th Jan
Now THAT's Fappable!

Copperhead said @ 4:43pm GMT on 30th Jan
ADD and porn, together at last.

Myzelf said @ 5:06pm GMT on 30th Jan
It's a shame most of it is crap.

sensibleb said @ 5:16pm GMT on 30th Jan
Bend over, I'll show you crap.

docglass said @ 6:09pm GMT on 30th Jan
words fail me

slashbeast said @ 8:33pm GMT on 30th Jan
Sliced bread has got nothing on this. I can't wait for the day when porn downloads me.