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Monday, 11 September 2006
quote [ President Bush took time out of his busy schedule to address a matter of national security, Matt Lauer's abs. ]
He pulls this on sept 11?
[politics] [by stugatz@11:26amGMT] [+4 WTF] |
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shiney things
said @ 11:32am GMT on 11th Sep
ass |
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dangerm00se
said @ 11:41am GMT on 11th Sep
all hail our commander in chief. |
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blacksun
said @ 11:42am GMT on 11th Sep
Looks like he just shaved his stomach hair to make it seem like he's ripped |
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garrockas
said @ 11:46am GMT on 11th Sep
Kinda like shaving your pubes to make the wang look longer? Huh, I'll hafta try that tonight... |
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Jallandhara
said @ 2:39pm GMT on 11th Sep
.....*thinks*... bbiaf |
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cool_drool
said @ 11:48am GMT on 11th Sep
Fucknuts. He reads a magazine, you read SE. |
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sensibleb
said @ 12:00pm GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:5 Insightful]
I don't read SE during a public photo op on a solemn day of remembrance commemorating the most devastating attack on my country's soil which I have used to justify deceptive and totalitarian abuse of thousands of innocent people around the world. |
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revchoppy
said @ 12:12pm GMT on 11th Sep
That's what you want us to believe, bleb. |
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Trench
said @ 12:21pm GMT on 11th Sep
I've seen him do it. |
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sensibleb
said @ 12:22pm GMT on 11th Sep
Ok, I did it once. Once. It was after a late night of drinking and I thought it was the Reuters site. I apologized to the Japanese prime minister, but he never invited me back to Nagasaki. |
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Trench
said @ 3:23pm GMT on 11th Sep
See! Seeeee!!! |
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stugatz
said @ 12:04pm GMT on 11th Sep
Troll? Ouch. He apparently busted this out during an interview with Lauer marking 911. He can read celeb-crap ab gossip rags all he wants. Just seems a little out of touch given the context of the interview and the day.. and the office he holds.. and sigh ... i could go on. |
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capricious23
said @ 12:19pm GMT on 11th Sep
By that logic, are you implying that Bush faps to Matt Lauer's abs? |
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Kimota
said @ 4:21pm GMT on 11th Sep
Exactly. People who reads magazines = dumb. People who reads SE = Smart (with a couple exceptions, apparently) |
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Trench
said @ 11:57am GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:2 Underrated]
A: I'm sure a staff member brought the damn thing to his attention B: I wonder how many times Lauer banged Couric. C: Why are my fellow liberals so fucking stupid when it comes to this stuff. Bush has done a lot of things for us to bitch about... stop including the small stuff in the list of atrocities please. D: That said, this is funny as hell for the Louer stuff... and anybody downmodding this is just as much a douche as anyone that believes that looking at a magazine is a laps in security. E: I wonder how many times she had his cawk in her mouth. |
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wickerjoe
said @ 2:35pm GMT on 11th Sep
-1 "laps" |
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Trench
said @ 3:22pm GMT on 11th Sep
I'll punch you if you cross that line again. |
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fourtaytude
said @ 7:19pm GMT on 11th Sep
Is it on the deep or shallow end of the pool? |
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zenviper
said @ 9:22pm GMT on 11th Sep
::punches Trench in the balls:: (for last time) |
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Modano
said @ 5:10pm GMT on 11th Sep
It just seems awfully disrespectful to participate in this goofy photo op on the 5th anniversary of Sept. 11, you know? Just because this isn't the most offensive thing he's ever done, we should give him a pass on it? I don't think so. |
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mao tse helen
said @ 7:04pm GMT on 11th Sep
Banksy is the first person ever in human history to point out that Paris Hilton is not a Nobel laureate. |
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blackpsypher
said @ 12:09pm GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:1 Funny]
It needs a caption, How about "Hot Damn, wish I had seen this before I shot down Gay marriage!" |
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kang
said @ 12:40pm GMT on 11th Sep
It's like his abs just pop off the page at you. With the letters S P L A S H N E W S. |
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headlessfriar
said @ 1:03pm GMT on 11th Sep
Who the fuck is Matt Lauer? |
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kang
said @ 1:58pm GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:2]
He's also known in other countries as BANKSY. |
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FrB
said @ 6:46pm GMT on 11th Sep
Is Canada a country ? I have no clue who Lauer/Banksy is... |
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stoned_sheitan
said @ 2:35am GMT on 12th Sep
No, Canada is its own dimension. |
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ragazze
said @ 1:14pm GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:3 Insightful]
this really is the least of my worries about president bush. |
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Jallandhara
said @ 1:47pm GMT on 11th Sep
[Score:3 Insightful]
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. |
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yankster
said @ 3:41am GMT on 12th Sep
and then all we'd need is a deck of cards. |