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Sunday, 19 March 2006
quote [ It took over 10 years of research and development and a very patient lover who didn't mind trying all the ones that failed! ]
Only a woman could understand so well what we have all wanted for so long…
[porn] [by oxyrosis@7:58amGMT] [+10 Good] also, should you wish to see one inserted...albiet with ditsy stupid pornstars, check out the link below, and check out the "free outakes" video http://www.webelez.com/Members/movies_05.htm |
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Tsunemori
said @ 8:10am GMT on 19th Mar
What was this website made with, Netscape Composer?! |
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sensibleb
said @ 8:16am GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:5 Insightful]
when it's centered! ![]() Sign my guestbook and validate my life! |
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Trigger
said @ 9:08am GMT on 19th Mar
I hate when you leave tags open.... |
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sensibleb
said @ 9:17am GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:2 Funny]
Sorry, that comment was under construction. |
f00m@nB@r
said @ 3:01pm GMT on 19th Mar
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 8:23am GMT on 19th Mar
blowfish recommends it |
strangeffect
said @ 12:33pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Underrated]
![]() yes. |
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jmdbcool
said @ 12:35pm GMT on 19th Mar
damnit, how did we both do that at the same time? |
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strangeffect
said @ 12:36pm GMT on 19th Mar
great minds... |
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f00m@nB@r
said @ 1:35pm GMT on 19th Mar
fools… |
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-_-
said @ 2:10pm GMT on 19th Mar
birds of a feather |
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jmdbcool
said @ 6:27pm GMT on 19th Mar
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ... |
jmdbcool
said @ 12:34pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Funny]
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bobllama
said @ 12:35pm GMT on 19th Mar
-1 repost? |
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jmdbcool
said @ 12:39pm GMT on 19th Mar
No, because, see, it goes with the double dildo theme. And if you double a double dildo, that's, like, a quadruple dildo. |
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bobllama
said @ 1:07pm GMT on 19th Mar
It's called a quadrildo. |
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jmdbcool
said @ 1:22pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Insightful]
pix pls |
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carrotboi
said @ 1:08am GMT on 20th Mar
you know what, i think i've seen THIS hentai as well |
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zenviper
said @ 8:24am GMT on 19th Mar
I LIKE IT! |
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bobllama
said @ 8:32am GMT on 19th Mar
Well, we have the parts now, don't we? Wha...? |
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Lord Hypnos
said @ 9:53am GMT on 19th Mar
Which part of that do you find confusing? |
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sacrelicious
said @ 10:01am GMT on 19th Mar
the no parts probably. |
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bobllama
said @ 10:15am GMT on 19th Mar
Yes. Aside fromt he fact that a strap-on is inherently itself a part, what are the parts that she says they have? And how does that relate to no parts? The whole thing just seems like a clever play on words minus the clever. |
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Lord Hypnos
said @ 10:31am GMT on 19th Mar
Well, you see, women do not have a penis. |
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bobllama
said @ 11:04am GMT on 19th Mar
Oh, well gee. That cleared it up for me... Thanks. |
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ebrawer
said @ 11:16am GMT on 19th Mar
You thievering bastard! |
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bobllama
said @ 11:53am GMT on 19th Mar
Trouble Due |
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Conan The Librarian
said @ 2:12pm GMT on 19th Mar
you have 3 more days on that trouble actually. |
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EPT
said @ 8:48am GMT on 19th Mar
I was a little confused by the item having one saddle, a pony and a horse, but then I realised how it was meant to be used... |
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Lord Hypnos
said @ 8:58am GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Insightful]
One of the porn stars: "I kind of like being the recipient in all this. It's way harder to be the guy." Thank you. |
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Djonn Doh!
said @ 9:40am GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Informative]
Just in case anybody is interested, More ditsy pornstars. |
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Smegmar
said @ 10:44am GMT on 19th Mar
They paid $90 for that thing and they're not even using it right. |
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relm
said @ 4:23am GMT on 20th Mar
Ditzy pornstars? |
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Moleculor
said @ 9:58am GMT on 19th Mar
I can't believe this isn't a repost. This thing's old! |
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madpride
said @ 10:31am GMT on 19th Mar
All this talk about penis envy. I always had vagina and boobs envy. Now that I see these things, I really wish I had a hole instead of pole. Men do have more difficulty keeping it up and being big enough, problem solved now. This seems to be the kind of gift that keeps on giving. G-spot. |
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-_-
said @ 2:15pm GMT on 19th Mar
Sooooooo........ how's that whole gubbernent thing going lately? |
madpride
said @ 4:19pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Funny]
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Ashura_Stephanos
said @ 9:51pm GMT on 19th Mar
+1 raping my Go dogs Go memories. |
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relm
said @ 4:27am GMT on 20th Mar
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day. |
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zki
said @ 7:24am GMT on 20th Mar
http://www.sexylosers.com/216.html Like this? |
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childsizedhands
said @ 10:31am GMT on 19th Mar
newsflash: actual lesbians are no more into faking straight sex than they are having straight sex. |
Lord Hypnos
said @ 10:34am GMT on 19th Mar
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Lord Hypnos
said @ 10:36am GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:2 Insightful]
I lose at life. |
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Lord Hypnos
said @ 10:37am GMT on 19th Mar
Ah, so no hotlinking at all then, eh. Y'know, it wasn't that funny to begin with. |
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childsizedhands
said @ 10:41am GMT on 19th Mar
i saw it the first time you posted by hitting refresh. i am just enjoying your squirming. |
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UberIcarus
said @ 10:46am GMT on 19th Mar
Erm...from the people I know...many lesbians use strap-ons. Many also use it for anal play especially...then again, I'm also talking primarily about people into BDSM...so uh, maybe its not representative of the rest of the lesbian population. |
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childsizedhands
said @ 11:02am GMT on 19th Mar
t'ain't |
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relm
said @ 4:26am GMT on 20th Mar
taint |
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-_-
said @ 2:19pm GMT on 19th Mar
that's about as legitimate a statement as "actual straight people are no more into doggy style than beastiallity" .... it is all an issue of personal prefference , lord knows I have seen enough lesbian couples argue about the relative merits of strapons to know that it aint a black and white distinction. |
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sn
said @ 3:32pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:2 Insightful]
Newsflash: different strokes for different folks. The plural of "anecdote" is not "data". |
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teknokracy
said @ 1:06pm GMT on 19th Mar
Isnt the point of being a lesbian to be in love with a woman? If so why would you want her to have a penis? I mean, i understand transgendered etc. but if you really made that leap to being a woman and want a penis, well i think you probably made the wrong decision eh. |
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oxyrosis
said @ 1:11pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:3 Insightful]
not really, they still crave that dick feeling, but dont want all the bullshit, and well...hair |
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ediblebodyparts
said @ 10:46pm GMT on 19th Mar
That's why I shave.. |
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Tsunemori
said @ 1:47pm GMT on 19th Mar
LOVE THE PERSON, NOT THE GENITALS! |
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eatpaste
said @ 3:12pm GMT on 19th Mar
i think the "point of being a lesbian" is to be a woman who loves women. and i think part of love (straight, gay, whatever) is to find a partner who likes the same sort of stuff between the sheets that you do. and saying a strap on is like a penis shows that you haven't used one. that's like saying that using two fingers is like a penis because they're long and slightly fat. do you also think that men who enjoy having anal sex with women are gay? |
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bobllama
said @ 3:14pm GMT on 19th Mar
Well that depends. If by women you mean Tom Cruise, then yes. |
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Helen
said @ 3:04pm GMT on 19th Mar
That's going in the christmas stocking! |
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Todomanna
said @ 3:24pm GMT on 19th Mar
By that, do you mean vagina? |
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Helen
said @ 4:21pm GMT on 19th Mar
Vagina , ass, it's going everywhere, that little beauty has possibilites. |
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De_Wr0ng
said @ 4:32pm GMT on 19th Mar
pics pls |
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EPT
said @ 4:34pm GMT on 19th Mar
You're waiting until Christmas? Maybe you should make an Easter stocking. |
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prototypical
said @ 6:31pm GMT on 19th Mar
Maybe she's getting it now and wearing stockings with it at Christmas? |
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ExLife
said @ 4:10pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:1 Informative]
A friend of mine has one. Apparently it's pretty cool. |
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De_Wr0ng
said @ 4:31pm GMT on 19th Mar
[Score:2]
SE'R? |
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relm
said @ 4:37am GMT on 20th Mar
(repost) |
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ckfahrenheit
said @ 12:57am GMT on 20th Mar
[Score:1 Insightful]
kind of a pity we can't do a spontaneous temporary sex change just to see what that thing feels like. *fap anyway* |
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prototypical
said @ 4:47am GMT on 20th Mar
Kind of a pity we can't do a spontaneous sex change. |
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prototypical
said @ 4:52am GMT on 20th Mar
Reversible and temporary, of course. |
but i hope not, this toy is fucking incredible