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Saturday, 4 February 2006

Adult TV - the best goddamned post SE has ever seen*

Free 24hr pr0n web tv channel, probably not great if you're stuck on dialup.

Hit the softcore link on the left if you prefer watching women and dildos.

*ComposerNate - 4th Feb 2006

[porn] [by eskimonoise@10:34amGMT] [+10 Hot Pr0n]

Comments

oth3r said @ 10:51am GMT on 4th Feb
wow, good find.

eskimonoise said @ 10:56am GMT on 4th Feb
I had my fingers crossed it wasn't a repost. Searching for the url was a nightmare as it brought up loads of stuff.

Now if only there was a record button...

incpenners said @ 11:36am GMT on 4th Feb
If you're on a Mac, Snapz is teh tool to use...

dugfin said @ 3:09pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:2]
~/bin/mplayer -dumpstream -dumpfile softcore.wmv mms://80.77.113.61/Softcore
~/bin/mplayer -dumpstream -dumpfile hardcore.wmv mms://80.77.113.61/Hardcore

will work in linux, mac osx and windows!

quaint said @ 4:40am GMT on 5th Feb
Connected to server: 80.77.113.61
Stream not seekable!
everything done. Thank you for downloading a media file containing proprietary and patentend technology.
Core dumped ;)

On the one hand I have an 18 meg file sat on my HD that plays just dandy with mplayer. On the other hand, WTF?

bobllama said @ 10:58am GMT on 4th Feb
Doesn't work...

=/

eskimonoise said @ 11:00am GMT on 4th Feb
OS? Browser?

Works for me, there's some guy who seems to like licking stockings on at the moment.

otherguy said @ 11:07am GMT on 4th Feb
it took something like a full minute for it to start, but I got in with OS X and Safari.

tobishe said @ 11:41am GMT on 4th Feb
OS X and Firefox. no problem.

bobllama said @ 12:42pm GMT on 4th Feb
I guess that was my problem... I didn't have the patience for it to load... Lack of loading progress bar didn't help.... Stupid Fino-ergic language that's completely undecipherable.

jaxtraw said @ 11:07am GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
Have you tried updating Shockwave?

eskimonoise said @ 11:12am GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
Shit, I knew I should have tried to be a funny fucker instead of trying to help.

carrotboi said @ 11:42am GMT on 4th Feb
same problem here - got sound but no video

Firefox + XP

Seraph said @ 2:39pm GMT on 4th Feb
ditto, opera gives me sound, explorer gives me a black window, firefox gives me nothing

Seraph said @ 2:44pm GMT on 4th Feb
oop, updated flash, got it working.

video is choppy as all hell though

eskimonoise said @ 2:48pm GMT on 4th Feb
What connection do you have?

Seraph said @ 3:13pm GMT on 4th Feb
cable, runs a good 1 meg. friend is having same problem on a T1

eskimonoise said @ 3:24pm GMT on 4th Feb
Ahhh I have 8 meg, probably explains why it's running as smooth as the ass of the woman I'm watching.

jaxtraw said @ 3:44pm GMT on 4th Feb
Running fine here on 2 meg.

Seraph said @ 5:16pm GMT on 4th Feb
ah, turned buffering off and now it plays back fine. go figure

Gunslinger said @ 8:34pm GMT on 4th Feb
solution to no video problem:

Right-click on the video and stop it. Then hit play once the page is done downloading.

Betty said @ 9:24pm GMT on 4th Feb
try MSN.

Wouldn't work for me in mozilla Firefox

Persephone13 said @ 11:02am GMT on 4th Feb
This guy's currently getting a footjob. I'm mesmerised.

MEEJA HOR said @ 11:04am GMT on 4th Feb
OMFG! some ones jacking off a horse!

jaxtraw said @ 11:07am GMT on 4th Feb [Score:5 Funny]
Cool, I love numeral/bestiality pr0n.

Ubie said @ 11:14am GMT on 4th Feb
i can't believe i found that funny... and yet it get

Ubie said @ 11:14am GMT on 4th Feb
's a +1 from me...

Ubie said @ 11:15am GMT on 4th Feb
or not. how many times can i fuck this up?

eskimonoise said @ 11:25am GMT on 4th Feb
I'm sure you could manage another couple at least.

HoZay said @ 6:53pm GMT on 4th Feb
consistency is the key.

tobishe said @ 11:43am GMT on 4th Feb
Requires patience
but nice find!

punchopenpunchclose said @ 11:48am GMT on 4th Feb
THIS IS BULLSHIT! I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

eskimonoise said @ 11:53am GMT on 4th Feb
In that case, put your cock back in your pants, and go and play with your Barbies instead.

tobishe said @ 11:58am GMT on 4th Feb
take a load off,
release your Caps Lock.
it might help you relax a little.

sensibleb said @ 11:54am GMT on 4th Feb [Score:5 Underrated]
Eskimonoise wins.
Flawless victory.

eskimonoise said @ 12:09pm GMT on 4th Feb
Heheh thanx bleb.
I almost didn't post this one as a) pr0n category is a bastard to search in.
and b) it's the weekend and repost replacements are thin on the ground.

pmar13 said @ 11:15pm GMT on 4th Feb
and to think you almost left this site!

BamBam said @ 11:58am GMT on 4th Feb
There's a white woman dressed in a kimono pleasuring a black man dressed as a conquistador. Amazing find, now I'll never leave my computer.

jaxtraw said @ 3:51pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
Intriguing. "eskimonoise" contains within it the word "kimono".

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

eskimonoise said @ 8:09pm GMT on 4th Feb
jaxtraw in ragazze's kimono is enough to give me nightmares!

headlessfriar said @ 9:24pm GMT on 4th Feb
Hey! I noticed that first, a few days back!

eskimonoise said @ 9:26pm GMT on 4th Feb
But you don't even have any eyes!

pmar13 said @ 12:10pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Interesting]
i mean is this what i think it is. free quality porn to the desktop? with fast connection. movies? i mean um, is this for real? pinch me

eskimonoise said @ 12:49pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:3 Funny]
Full screen looks good too. (right click on the video)

I'm reminded of that episode of Friends where they get free porn, and are scared to change channel or turn it off in case it's gone for good.

hoboninja said @ 4:07pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
Haha, you watch Friends. (That's laughable right?)...
I mean, yeah, I watch it too but...

Class1Product said @ 5:53pm GMT on 4th Feb
no. no. no. I'm happy to say I have never watched more than one episode of friends on purpose. It is like dumb gay brother of Seinfeld (which by the way I have seen every spisode of)

eskimonoise said @ 6:06pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Underrated]
I don't know if I've just been unlucky, but girlfriend and Friends always seem to come as a package. I'm usually keeping myself amused with various parts of her anatomy when it's on, but I distinctly remember that episode, because I started to pay attention when porn was mentioned and it pissed her off for some strange reason.

Rainbow Randolf said @ 2:08am GMT on 5th Feb
Hey, Friends is a decent show and if you hate that then its relatively mild compared to what I'm put through with my girlfriend: Gilmore Girls every week along with America's Next Top Model! I know...I know, it hurts...but playing with boobies helps numb the pain.

Pablo said @ 1:21pm GMT on 4th Feb
I can't turn it off:(

ComposerNate said @ 1:24pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:3]
After figuring out what this post was, I thought, "This is the one link that could destroy Sensible Erection." Even now, I hear it calling to me.

Ivanopolis said @ 9:26pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
We'll have to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom!

Supreme_Coconut said @ 10:10pm GMT on 4th Feb
The Precious belongs to us! We must have it!

supermario12 said @ 1:25pm GMT on 4th Feb
/me is confused at how thats a bad thing.

sacrelicious said @ 4:41pm GMT on 4th Feb
I can't get it to play:(

eskimonoise said @ 4:48pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
It's not worth worrying about. It's only totally free, high quality 24 hour porn.
Nothing special ;)

jaxtraw said @ 2:38pm GMT on 4th Feb
+1 24 hour free pr0n
-1 no rewind and fast forward

sensibleb said @ 2:59pm GMT on 4th Feb
I agree... 24 hours is about all this can last before it gets SE'ed.

eskimonoise said @ 3:13pm GMT on 4th Feb
I agree... 24 hours is about all I can last before my cock gets exSEcuted.

jaxtraw said @ 3:49pm GMT on 4th Feb
24 hours is about all your account with Plusnet will last when they're realise you're streaming video 24/7 :p

jaxtraw said @ 3:50pm GMT on 4th Feb
*they*

eskimonoise said @ 4:25pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
I knew there was a reason I built a new system with 2 21" screens.
Now I can watch the harcore AND softcore channels fullscreen at the same time 24 hours a day!! ;)
Plusnet are really gonna love me for this one.

pmar13 said @ 7:20pm GMT on 4th Feb
now dont go and fuck it up for the guys who havent been around all day to enjoy it :(

/me crosses fingers

Pablo said @ 3:22pm GMT on 4th Feb
+1 SOOOOO GOOOOD

Possums...

Garibaldi Biscuit said @ 9:59pm GMT on 4th Feb
Waaaaaaaave of babies!

bluemonkey said @ 3:52pm GMT on 4th Feb
the hardcore channel still has chicks with dildos

eskimonoise said @ 3:54pm GMT on 4th Feb
and that's bad?

Todomanna said @ 8:00pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
I don't know about him, but I was hoping for a lamp or something.

ragazze said @ 3:57pm GMT on 4th Feb
I was reading the news, thinking everything was going to hell in a hand basket, but then i click on this and i feel better again.

graham said @ 6:19pm GMT on 4th Feb
gay...it runs for like, a minute streaming beautifully, and then it just freezes :\

ComposerNate said @ 6:23pm GMT on 4th Feb
This is the best goddamned post SE has ever seen. Fix your computer and recognize.

Betty said @ 9:32pm GMT on 4th Feb
"This is the best goddamned post SE has ever seen."

I concur. So much for buying that new hard drive and blank DVDs... I got this now.

eskimonoise said @ 6:26pm GMT on 4th Feb
odd, I've had both streams running for the last 4 hours with no problems
Seraph said that turning off the buffering helped, why don't you try that.

pmar13 said @ 7:59pm GMT on 4th Feb
4 hours huh? is it raining outside? ;)

Starjump said @ 6:46pm GMT on 4th Feb
wow great post, how the hell did you find this eastern blok gem? and how long did you worry about losing the gem by revealing it to us! thank you though!

eskimonoise said @ 7:12pm GMT on 4th Feb
I had to check out the quality (and the reliability) before I even thought about posting it. That took a good couple of hours.
A hungarian guy I know emailed me the link this morning. He said that he hoped I found it "stimulating"

Evan said @ 6:46pm GMT on 4th Feb
ComposerNate says this is the best goddamned post SE has ever seen, which is not true. The best goddamned SE post was the spooph utiliy, but i digress.

A long time ago, someone posted a Web porn TV thing with multiple channels (it even had porn commercials!), but eventually it went under. Does anyone remember that?

adrianm2 said @ 7:53pm GMT on 4th Feb
No link? How rude.
A search of +10 posts turns up nothing.

Evan said @ 8:32pm GMT on 4th Feb
Oh btw it was called X Flicks or something like that.

sonofinterflux said @ 6:57pm GMT on 4th Feb
just making sure, you know, that right-clicking the feed gives you the full screen option, and the quality is still pretty damn good. That's one fucking hell of a screen saver.

eskimonoise said @ 7:14pm GMT on 4th Feb
I mentioned that about 6 hours ago (it's waaaaaaay up the top there)
You're damn right about it's screensaver qualities tho.

ComposerNate said @ 7:31pm GMT on 4th Feb [Score:1 Funny]
Make sure you guys hit the ads every once in a while; spread the love wide and far.

pmar13 said @ 7:58pm GMT on 4th Feb
I laugh cos well I never would have thought someone would say that. kudos :)

HoZay said @ 7:40pm GMT on 4th Feb
Eskimonoise for President!!!

SupremeCommander eskimonoise said @ 7:57pm GMT on 4th Feb
I think you're getting a bit carried away.

THNIC eskimonoise said @ 7:58pm GMT on 4th Feb
I'd say

jaxtraw said @ 9:54pm GMT on 4th Feb
I, too, welcome our new integrally-kimonoed overlord.

eskimonoise said @ 9:56pm GMT on 4th Feb
Get to bed you dirty slut, it's 3am

jaxtraw said @ 9:57pm GMT on 4th Feb
I can't. What if the video stops?

eskimonoise said @ 10:00pm GMT on 4th Feb
Then you have my permission to club pmar with a 7lb dildo.

jaxtraw said @ 10:07pm GMT on 4th Feb
That will be very poor compensation.

pmar13 said @ 11:13pm GMT on 4th Feb
so your not going to do it? :(

pmar13 said @ 11:14pm GMT on 4th Feb
*you're (its late)

jaxtraw said @ 7:41pm GMT on 4th Feb
I've just discovered that one can create in oneself a curious melange of incompatible emotions by watching this while listening to tAtu's excellent cover of the melancholic Smiths classic How Soon Is Now. The emotional state it creates is really beyond language.

pmar13 said @ 7:57pm GMT on 4th Feb
Whoa!

f00m@nB@r said @ 8:12pm GMT on 4th Feb
dev2.0 -- teen devo cover band.

pmar13 said @ 7:59pm GMT on 4th Feb
Can anyone tell me if there has been any posts since this?

Supreme_Coconut said @ 8:20pm GMT on 4th Feb
What else is there to post?

alisdog said @ 9:25pm GMT on 4th Feb
mms://80.77.113.61/Hardcore

eskimonoise said @ 9:27pm GMT on 4th Feb
dugfin beat you to it by 6 hours.

dook_sucks said @ 11:03pm GMT on 4th Feb
holy shit is this for real? holy shit. free porn?>!?! holy shit.

is this for real?

holy shit.

mharris999 said @ 1:47am GMT on 5th Feb
this is quite possible to best day of my life. If the steelers lose tonight, I can take solace In having my Sierra Nevada Big Foot and this 24 poor channel to drown my sorrows and initiate an abusive relationship with myself.

MEEJA HOR said @ 3:35am GMT on 5th Feb
Ok, so might be a little retarded today, but the only link that comes up is www.extra.hu/ ad i can't find any porn there at all, and i've tried Firefox and IE and I think i'm missing out.

eskimonoise said @ 3:48am GMT on 5th Feb
It's still working fine for me. It's started to loop but I'm hoping they change the vids regularly. Screengrabbed this 2 mins ago, anyone know who the girl is?

Starjump said @ 6:21am GMT on 5th Feb
thats my wife dammit!

eskimonoise said @ 6:57am GMT on 5th Feb
In that case, you see her "What the fuck has he just stuck in me?" expression. That's me doing that, and she loved it!
By the way, while I was there, a Fedex guy delivered a micro penis enlargement kit. I'm assuming it's yours.

mharris999 said @ 3:50am GMT on 5th Feb
when you click the link, there should be two large links/images in the center of the screen

on the left is the link to the softcore

on the right is the link to the hardcore

h**p://tv.extra.hu/index2.php is where you should be going if you click the link at the top of the page

just replace the * with t. I don't post often and I'm not sure if there are rules against posting links in the comments, or if there are code tags we're suppossed to wrap them in, but this does the job as well

hope it works for you.

eskimonoise said @ 3:58am GMT on 5th Feb
Just so you know in future http://tv.extra.hu/index2.php is fine
http://tv.extra.hu/index2.php is fine.
It's only hotlinks which go straight to content and bypass the page it's on, and stuff like spoofed members only content which is a no no.
There's probably more examples but I've been up all night and it's now 9am

mharris999 said @ 4:06am GMT on 5th Feb
yeah i wasn't sure, I was pretty sure I had seen people post untagged links and no one complained about it, but its 4am here and i've been up all night too, so I figured I'd err on the side of caution.

thanks for the info though, saves me the trouble of going through the rules and checking to see whether its allowed or not. :)

nice find on the porn tv thing, the only thing that could make it better would be a tv guide of some sort!

thumble said @ 4:51am GMT on 5th Feb
Oooooh so this is why it's such a slow post day. Good one eskimonoise.

justbeamensch said @ 6:55am GMT on 5th Feb
Because of this site I will learn to speak Hungarian...well, maybe a few important words.