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Sunday, 1 January 2006
quote [ Escape from the End Times years: 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 ]
BTW, put this in 'sci&tech', since 'humor' didn't feel quite right.
[sci&tech] [by Studmuffin@2:12pmGMT] [+7 Funny] |
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beavis
said @ 2:28pm GMT on 1st Jan
This is a sign from above to consume as much porn as possible - as fast as possible. |
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Class1Product
said @ 2:29pm GMT on 1st Jan
That wasn't the plan already? |
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excellMint
said @ 2:44pm GMT on 1st Jan
consume? Like the soup? |
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Class1Product
said @ 2:49pm GMT on 1st Jan
[Score:1 Informative]
*sigh* yes excellMint, like the soup |
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beavis
said @ 4:02pm GMT on 1st Jan
Here is some emergency porn if you just HAVE to beat off right now. And for the love of god that soup joke made my colon clench. Go to the corner and hurt yourself for 10 minutes. http://photos.freeones.com/k_babes/Kira_Kener_001/ http://photos.freeones.com/k_babes/Kira_Kener_002/ http://photos.freeones.com/k_babes/Kira_Kener_003/ http://photos.freeones.com/k_babes/Kira_Kener_004/ http://photos.freeones.com/k_babes/Kira_Kener_005/ |
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excellMint
said @ 2:47pm GMT on 1st Jan
[Score:1 WTF]
Isn't these Seek-a-Word games in every newspaper? |
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Dioxin
said @ 3:06pm GMT on 1st Jan
I'd like to see some of their outdated predictions for 2000-2005 |
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Corrosion
said @ 3:30pm GMT on 1st Jan
i read this website back in 2003 (i think) and even then the site started in 2006 with its predictions. didn't save a copy then, but the predictions seem about the same. Except that they now suddenly added schwarzenegger. |
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DefianceFalcon
said @ 3:20pm GMT on 1st Jan
People have been predicting the end of the world for as long as we've been aware of the world around us. And despite a historical success rate of, well, exactly ZERO, it remains a popular pastime for people the world over. Pocket Guide To The Apocalypse: The Official Field Manual For The End Of The World |
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gunthar
said @ 3:36pm GMT on 1st Jan
i like the layout. thew whole EXODUS 2006 is pretty hilarious lookin' |
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Garibaldi Biscuit
said @ 3:41pm GMT on 1st Jan
I'd go with 2012, it's quite futuristic sounding and I swear it has appeared as a subtitle ( *A Mutant Wasteland, New York, 2012* ) on many of the awful post-apocalyptic sci-fi films I've watched. |
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grinick
said @ 6:25pm GMT on 1st Jan
I prefer 2112. You can say it as "Twenty one twelve" which sounds EXTRA badass. |
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mao tse helen
said @ 6:45pm GMT on 1st Jan
Yeah, nothing's more badass than mid-70's Canadian prog-rock. |
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glflash89
said @ 3:52pm GMT on 1st Jan
I'd like to see if they can do a jumble puzzle too. Oh, what about a soduku of the apocalypse. That would be fun! |
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Class1Product
said @ 4:21pm GMT on 1st Jan
[Score:1 Interesting]
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Tentacle
said @ 4:14pm GMT on 1st Jan
[Score:2]
I feel pretty safe from the end of the world here in Ontario. The place is so boring, nothing interesting is ever going to happen here. Not even the end of the world. |
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Moleculor
said @ 8:47pm GMT on 1st Jan
Pft. Bible Codes? Please. Lets go back a bit further, shall we? Mayan calendar ends on Dec 21, 2012. And I remember hearing about an asteroid that was supposed to hit the earth in August or September of 2012. Yeah, seven years till the world burns. |
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gunthar
said @ 9:00pm GMT on 1st Jan
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gunthar
said @ 9:01pm GMT on 1st Jan
i couldn't make it go beyond 2011 sorry=( |
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pubichairtastegood
said @ 9:26pm GMT on 1st Jan
666 or 6/06/06 or 6/6/2006 is 5 months away. Eye-ran, Is-real, US-them end times, we are right on scedule, dumb fucks. Thanks for nothing, religi-os; we knew he sucked from the get-go. Now we're stuck with him for another 2 years. Very few even dare to breathe the word impeachment, as apparently spying on Americans (without informing the court or Congress), and leading the country into an unjust war (via scripted lies) are not obviously impeachable offenses; not like getting a blow job and then lying about it, which clearly caused the country much deeper and more far-reaching damage. |
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Fenny
said @ 3:50am GMT on 2nd Jan
Mary and Joseph, pray for this disbeliever! |
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mao tse helen
said @ 4:22am GMT on 2nd Jan
Man oh man, did you see Pete Rose in Denver yesterday? |
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Dioxin
said @ 5:40am GMT on 2nd Jan
[Score:3 Funny]
Madpride, madpride, madpride, madpride, madpride, madpride, madpride, madpride. |
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mao tse helen
said @ 5:55am GMT on 2nd Jan
Sunray. |
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pubichairtastegood
said @ 9:19pm GMT on 1st Jan
 Analumination my best friend taya brought some ear candles back from michigan. yer supposed to put them in your ears and light them and they suck out all the ear junk. this dude jeff wanted to try them out so me and taya brought the shit to his house. then we thought it would be funny to take some table/dinner candles and tell jeff they were butt candles and we had him get down on his hands and knees in his room and we stuck one up his ass and lit it and damn near pissed ourselves laughing at him. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 12:38am GMT on 2nd Jan
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_098.html |
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Dioxin
said @ 2:11am GMT on 2nd Jan
[Score:1 Insightful]
looks like another of madpride's penis puppets just outed itself. |
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madpride
said @ 5:11pm GMT on 2nd Jan
[Score:-3 Troll]
WTF? "this was a clone account belonging to madpride" Who is crazy and who is zane is a fine line it appears. |
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Barnabas_Truman
said @ 9:15pm GMT on 2nd Jan
[Score:-3]
I'm as zane as anyone. |
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BergZ
said @ 10:30pm GMT on 1st Jan
We have to do a filesystem check now? I never thought the end of the world would be *that* bad. |
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SicJake
said @ 2:17pm GMT on 2nd Jan
http://store.yahoo.com/biblecodesplus/index.html Cause all the cool perdictions come with a free Kabbalah String. |
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