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Friday, 2 December 2005

Giles Coren wins 'Bad Sex in Fiction' award. Like Zorro!

quote [ The winning passage from Coren's book reads: ".....and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. LIKE ZORRO." ]

Yaaaaayyyyyyy! Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!

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http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/52788

[literature] [by Phyctup@4:16amGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

Naruki said @ 4:28am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
So that's where the Zorro meme came from. He he he, came from.

kotest said @ 9:04am GMT on 2nd Dec
+1 bad pun

felix said @ 4:35am GMT on 2nd Dec
wow. i hadn't read the full passage before.

...

wow.

silky_stevens said @ 4:36am GMT on 2nd Dec
Seriously, where did "Like Zorro" come from. I'm not Googling it. I'm just not.

felix said @ 4:42am GMT on 2nd Dec
try reading more than just the headline of the post....

Naruki said @ 4:46am GMT on 2nd Dec
Not until I know where that headline came from. And don't ask me to click that headline link, either. Just give me the link to where the headline came from, dammit!

kitkaos said @ 5:26am GMT on 2nd Dec
The winning passage from Coren's book reads: "And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."

Naruki said @ 5:54am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:3 Funny]
I'm not reading all that. Why can't you just tell me where it came from?

Milkman666 said @ 6:46am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Informative]
Spanish california.

Naruki said @ 7:04am GMT on 2nd Dec
I don't know why they couldn't have just said that in the beginning. Sheesh. Some people are just unreasonable.

kitkaos said @ 1:06am GMT on 3rd Dec
Hell I didn't even read it all, just read the last line.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 4:45am GMT on 2nd Dec
This is where "Like Zorro" comes from. Seriously. We've taken it up as our solemn duty to make "...like Zorro" the next AYBABTU.

genuineFauxInnocence said @ 4:47am GMT on 2nd Dec
What is AYBABTU?

Milkman666 said @ 5:13am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Informative]
Its the most recent iteration of the konami code for the japanese import game Doki Doki Felcher for the dreamcast. It was very popular in its day, george carlin actually mentions it in his lastest standup hbo special.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 5:58pm GMT on 2nd Dec
All Your Base Are Belong To Us. And that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

felix said @ 4:49am GMT on 2nd Dec
i'd drill his sister.

felix said @ 4:49am GMT on 2nd Dec
LIKE ZORRO.

moriati said @ 8:36am GMT on 2nd Dec
She wrote a book about making Pr0n I believe.

eskimonoise said @ 9:09am GMT on 2nd Dec
I've played poke her with Victoria Coren, a very pleasurable experience.

f00m@nB@r said @ 11:41pm GMT on 2nd Dec
poker? i barely know 'er!

TeDDD said @ 7:41am GMT on 2nd Dec
You poor non-Canadian bastards. You don't have Miss Vickies Chips? Or Shreddies? Or Arrowroot cookies? How do you live?

HOW DO YOU LIVE?!

TeDDD said @ 7:42am GMT on 2nd Dec
Note to self: back-back-back, post; not previous tab, post.

Like Zorro.

Naruki said @ 7:53am GMT on 2nd Dec
We live simply. Like Zorro.

Mr. Langosta said @ 9:30am GMT on 2nd Dec
NO NO NO, you don't GET to use that!

headlessfriar said @ 9:35am GMT on 2nd Dec
He typed "no" three times across his comment, in big capital letters, like Zorro.

TeDDD said @ 10:37am GMT on 2nd Dec
No, all wrong, it's supposed to be a full stop, then Like Zorro. Like Zorro.

microbio said @ 10:38am GMT on 2nd Dec
All the contenders

fiester said @ 10:40am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Funny]

Nostrildamus said @ 11:13am GMT on 2nd Dec
Four

Nostrildamus said @ 11:14am GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Insightful]
pages of GIS you went thru to find that image.

adrianm2 said @ 9:07pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Nah it is the first image, when you search on sexy zorro.

Barnabas_Truman said @ 6:02pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Cute, but not at all like Zorro.

larger2day said @ 12:02pm GMT on 2nd Dec
I will try to cum over her like that! Z

Nihil said @ 12:06pm GMT on 2nd Dec
+1 When I read where the new meme comes from, I spitted thrice on my monitor, producing three long lines of saliva. Like Zorro.

Transfer said @ 12:27pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Like Zorro.

Transfer said @ 12:27pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Yetch, now I feel dirty.

headlessfriar said @ 12:46pm GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:5 Funny]
Like Sanchez.

Nihil said @ 1:58pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Please highlight. And yes, I did it just to make me sound stupid.

Supreme_Coconut said @ 2:33pm GMT on 2nd Dec
Unlike Zorro.

drd69 said @ 12:19pm GMT on 2nd Dec
You mean my story about the The Adventures of the Purple Headed Yougurt Slinger didn't win? I'll just have to try a little harder next year. Maybe a story about goatse.

kitten said @ 12:36pm GMT on 2nd Dec [Score:1 Insightful]
Sorry dear, there was some stiff competition this year.

conception said @ 4:09pm GMT on 2nd Dec
jesus christ. That must also win the runon award. WTF.

Mr. Langosta said @ 4:22pm GMT on 2nd Dec
His wiki page is already updated:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Coren

antares said @ 6:17pm GMT on 2nd Dec
As the son of the inimitable alan coren http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Coren
aka the funniest writer of all time, it's obvious that there is not a deathless prose gene.
BTW if anyone has a copy of Alan Coren's "further bulletins of Idi Amin", I have cash................

manbot said @ 7:40pm GMT on 2nd Dec
You still have to jerk off a horse... like Zorro

hoboninja said @ 12:21am GMT on 3rd Dec
We are gonna end up killing this phrase before it becomes big.

Like Zorro.

winkler1 said @ 1:03am GMT on 3rd Dec
ummm... the passage in question is from a novel "Winkler"

I know what everyone in my family is getting this Christmas.

Naruki said @ 7:19am GMT on 3rd Dec
The Fonze says, "Aaaaaaaay, do I look Canadian to you?"

Then the Fonze says, "Aaaaaaaay, don't name bad sex after me. I'll make you regret being born. Step into my office."

The Fonze couldn't beat up Chuck Norris, but he wouldn't have to.