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Friday, 8 July 2005

quote [ A bizarre crustacean, tagged the 'musical furry lobster', has been found in Australian waters for the first time. It's so unusual, with a furry shell and the ability to chirp, that scientists have placed it in its own genus. ]

I suppose necessity is the mother of invention. Evolution got the crazy idea in its head that lobsters needed to be a bit more pimped out, added in some fur and a sound system, and here you go.

[by assbastard@12:19amGMT] [+10 Interesting]

Comments

bolshevik said @ 12:20am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
ROCK LOBSTER!

BigTurk said @ 12:22am GMT on 8th Jul
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock!
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock LOBSTER!

kishi said @ 5:26am GMT on 8th Jul
Rock lobster!

liddlemonkey said @ 8:33am GMT on 8th Jul
(yeah yeah)

Nihil said @ 6:05am GMT on 8th Jul
+1 obscure Magic the Gathering reference. Or perhaps it was another reference that MtG in turn referenced, but I only got that one.

KingPellinore said @ 9:25am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
B-52's oringinally did the song...I think

LordFeldo said @ 3:48pm GMT on 8th Jul
Everybody takes the lobster for granite.

g0dfr33 said @ 12:48am GMT on 8th Jul
wonder if it tastes as good as it sings :)

captainstubing said @ 12:54am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:5 Funny]
I wonder the same thing about Kylie.

g0dfr33 said @ 2:14am GMT on 8th Jul
captaincannibal.... wait, oh , Ahhhhhh!!!!

but kylie is a different kettle of fish

KingPellinore said @ 9:26am GMT on 8th Jul
I'd like to get into HER kettle of fish...wink wink nudge nudge

max_damage78 said @ 9:44am GMT on 8th Jul

JOECAM said @ 1:02am GMT on 8th Jul
The French researchers who discovered the world's first specimen in the 1980s didn't realise its significance. So, they ate it for dinner.

badger said @ 1:32am GMT on 8th Jul
stupid french,maybe the ate this ones only possible mate :(

g0dfr33 said @ 4:47pm GMT on 8th Jul
+1 french fine cusine
instead of the McLobster blowout $0.99 only while stocks last

Aidentas said @ 1:55am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
+1 Orgasm posts

Aidentas said @ 1:56am GMT on 8th Jul
...And that's why you NEVER comment drunkily.

g0dfr33 said @ 2:13am GMT on 8th Jul
+1 informative if yo ucan explain what a +1 orgasm post is referencing

Aidentas said @ 2:27am GMT on 8th Jul
I'm sorry good sir (or madam, no offense), I can't seem to organism...

Organisms. That penis sponge was interesting, and now you have a furry crustacean. I'm loving it...

leezurd said @ 2:40am GMT on 8th Jul
Pxplslzrdatprv.comunfthxbye

leezurd said @ 2:29am GMT on 8th Jul
Admit it. You found out about this because you typed "Furry" on Google...

again.

<3

g0dfr33 said @ 2:35am GMT on 8th Jul
you speak from experience?

leezurd said @ 2:38am GMT on 8th Jul
I'm not sayin'
¦P

g0dfr33 said @ 3:51am GMT on 8th Jul
+1 informative in itself

assbastard said @ 4:10am GMT on 8th Jul
Imagine my surprise when a news story popped up! I zipped up and read that bastard and decided it was postworthy.

raygun said @ 3:28am GMT on 8th Jul
at first, i read the title as "Musical Fury Lobster", which incidentaly was the name of the punk band i was in during high school.

g0dfr33 said @ 3:50am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Funny]
but when the lead singer pms'ed she was a real crab?

KingPellinore said @ 9:27am GMT on 8th Jul
Why isn't there a +1 Grooooooan?

strangeffect said @ 9:35am GMT on 8th Jul
I use +1wtf to represent that

Nostrildamus said @ 4:00am GMT on 8th Jul
I'm glad they finally caught the bastard, he was causing too much trouble.

proppat said @ 8:09am GMT on 8th Jul
First person who comes up with a way for me to buy one of these little dudes wins a cookie.

eIfish said @ 8:29am GMT on 8th Jul
"strange beast ... as big as a rabbit".
Does it stick to magnets?

prototypical said @ 9:13am GMT on 8th Jul
And then he'll bite your eeeeeeeeye!

f00m@nB@r said @ 8:31am GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
Rumour has it the French researchers who discovered the world's first specimen in the 1980s didn't realise its significance. So, they ate it for dinner.

fuckin’ french

KingPellinore said @ 10:44am GMT on 8th Jul
I realize that quote came directly from the article and, well...DAMN. Surely any scientist worth his or her salt would realize the significance of a lobster with GODDAMN FUR!!! "Rumor has it" the french ate it? Call me skeptical, but I think the author of the article inserted the "rumor has it" bit to thinly disguise a stupid anti-france joke.

Don't get me wrong, I've talked to (and smelled) my fair share of asshole frenchies. I've also talked to my fair share of nice ones who bathed regularly. But seriously, isn't the "french joke" somewhere on the same level of creativity as saying "I know you are but what am I?"

devilsad said @ 7:44pm GMT on 8th Jul [Score:1 Underrated]
It was probably found hanging around the all the furry clams in Oz ;)