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Saturday, 11 June 2005

quote [ George Jesus Christ GOD. this is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and is the Son of man and the Son of Herbert, from a BLOODLINE and LINE and LINAGE and Born Again a Christian ]

Jesus Christ GOD for President!
http://tedjesuschristgod.org/tjcgforpresidentofusa/index.html

Official Ted God Jesus home page:
http://tedjesuschristgod.org/

Photo Albums [NSFW] with commentary. Lots of eroticized violence, some bondage, gore. This guy is clearly struggling with issues.

http://tedjesuschristgod.org/tjcgttb_tjcgstudyofbadandwickedandevil/tjcgttb_tableofcontents.html
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[by madpride@11:57pmGMT] [+10 WTF]

Comments

flat_michael said @ 12:04am GMT on 12th Jun
Awesome find, madpride.

dubya tee eff, mate

Gryphon said @ 12:34am GMT on 12th Jun
Announcement 2 - Ted is getting DRASTICALLY HACKED by Demons again that run monitors to BLOCK Ports of Computers these have the Internal Network Address to when getting on the Internet and also QUICKLY download many things and do many things AUTOMATICALLY and therefore Ted will TRY to update this at least 1 time a month

I repeat: DRASTICALLY HACKED by Demons

Gryphon said @ 12:38am GMT on 12th Jun
Also: TJCG is THE EAGLE and TJCG is FEELING some ANGRY and AGGRESSIVE and NOT to be messed with like this Eagle looks.

TJCG is far less the lamb on this Coming.

flat_michael said @ 1:12am GMT on 12th Jun
coming on this lamb far less (than usual)?

Tirade said @ 1:53am GMT on 12th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
Funny that most of the nuts who actually expect a white jesus in the second coming usually frown on people who actually HAVE long hair and beards.

MachPi said @ 2:09am GMT on 12th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
White Jesus would be an excellent name for a band.

Kimota said @ 2:42am GMT on 12th Jun
ANd how would that sound? A mix between White Zombie and Creed? I'm not sure I want to hear that...

Narrenschiff said @ 7:46pm GMT on 12th Jun
it'll sound like god

jaxtraw said @ 9:29am GMT on 12th Jun
They also make sure that he's wearing underpants in their crucifixion porn, just so nobody will be offended by being reminded of his jewishness.

warmseat said @ 2:16am GMT on 12th Jun
Somebody should introduce this guy to the cyclotouriste. I'd vote for them.

relm said @ 2:29am GMT on 12th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
I eat the talking bees because:

graham said @ 2:07am GMT on 13th Jun
if you don't click this, you're a NAZI

madpride said @ 3:26am GMT on 12th Jun
If you dig deeper into the site, you'll come across his photo albums [nsfw] with commentary. Lots of eroticized violence, some bondage and even gore. This guy is clearly struggling with something dark.

http://tedjesuschristgod.org/tjcgttb_tjcgstudyofbadandwickedandevil/tjcgttb_tableofcontents.html

Gryphon said @ 4:56am GMT on 12th Jun
I didn't quite get that deep.

Found a page where he admits that he can never be sure if his visions are coming from "the host" or from demonic forces, and talks about Jesus walking knee-deep along a shoal and merely watering down the wine. I was thinking, maybe he's not such a loon after all. I guess he just had a lucid momment.

spazm said @ 10:32am GMT on 12th Jun
Oh sweet Jesus Christ!

Darth Bobo said @ 11:02am GMT on 12th Jun
Ummm....Doesn't it specifically state in the posting section that you're not supposed to put your own comments in the quote section? Seems like a political statement to me, but I'll probably just get flamed for saying this....

madpride said @ 11:34am GMT on 12th Jun
Yeah your right, but who deserves criticism more, than a man appointed by God, who hears god voice tell him to lie and go to war, torture people, kind of a sick man as well. Switch George for Ted, you have every bit as crazy man...But who is in control of a nuclear arsenal, wants to make armageddon happen. Manifest Destiny Capitalism. Murder, torture, kill, impoverish.

I would say Bush/Cheney are the anti-Christ...Or fuck all Christians for being psychopathic liars, S&M Freaks, Monsters. Yeah one white race to rule them all fucking corporate whores and KKK members. Crusades yeah bring it on.
Anything to take this man down a notch, keeps him from killing, raping the economy, fucking with new nations, creating more terrorists, making mini-nukes, making relegion and prayer required for citizenship, schools and jobs. If he stays elected, public torture, execution in the public square and tv will be brought back. Death, detention, galug camps are being built now, we need Europes help, like when we helped fight Hitler.

Naruki said @ 12:28pm GMT on 12th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
Every time I picture you, it's on a busy street corner and you are standing on an empty crate exhorting the crowds with passion - and nobody has a clue what you're saying. They just keep five feet away from the crate and the crowd flows on past.

madpride said @ 12:53pm GMT on 12th Jun
Spot on mate! It is disturbing to have Bush/Cheney doing evil each day. 365 bad things for America and the world is to much for anyone to deal with. Puratanism mixed with orwellian tech and soviet style leadership, WTF.

Heart of Bush/Cheney Love and Freedom:
http://tedjesuschristgod.org/tjcgttb_tjcgstudyofbadandwickedandevil/tjcgttb_demonlook.jpg
Except for real. I beleave there is no god, but there sure is evil and greed.

Naruki said @ 1:16pm GMT on 12th Jun
Well, you know what they used to say: love of money is the root of all evil.

Nowadays, stupid or ignorant people think it's "money is the root of all evil", and they discount the wisdom because they don't want to go back to the barter system.

jaxtraw said @ 1:20pm GMT on 12th Jun
Lack of money is the root of quite a lot of evil. But also, it makes cute chicks appear in pr0n, so it all balances it out really.

Naruki said @ 1:34pm GMT on 12th Jun
Naw. That lask was caused by some money lover taking all your money and leaving you with a raging case of syphillis and a crack addiction. 's not your fault.

And if you steal to get money, well...

brotherbeavis said @ 11:13am GMT on 12th Jun
Me, I'm being careful with my "juggler vein"

fuzzo said @ 11:47am GMT on 12th Jun

"This starts out what some think is FUN and HARMLESS and COOL and then many get something put in their drinks or too drunk or have drugs that are laced with something harmful and the club scene is FULL of DANGER and this especially for Beautiful Young Females!"

ted's maybe jealous?

fuzzo said @ 11:48am GMT on 12th Jun
crap. blocked.

Gryphon said @ 9:01pm GMT on 12th Jun
You missed the part where he asks the faithful to send him their virgin daughters for his convent/harem? But he's not too picky, oh no! If virgins are unavailable, Ted will also accept...just about anyone.

fuzzo said @ 11:57am GMT on 12th Jun
how sad. he sells linux systems... from his business page -
"Ted R. Kurts is THE CAPTAIN of the Quest Systems Linux Division Nuclear Submarine with Torpedoes and Nuclear Torpedoes and Cruise Missiles and Nuclear Missiles. This is a Business Metaphor like many things are Business Metaphors in Business and is NOT literal and Ted is NOT literally owning or in charge of or THE CAPTAIN of a Nuclear Submarine or its Weapons and is NOT going to KILL anybody literally with this either. "

The Judge said @ 4:07pm GMT on 12th Jun [Score:1 Funny]
"TJCG is THE JUDGE"

Dioxin said @ 12:36am GMT on 13th Jun
"These are the Clouds of Glory and THE GLORY and THE FIRE and the LIGHTENING and THUNDER and GREAT EARTHQUAKE and this Plain and Simple.

Left Margin Version 1.2"

graham said @ 2:03am GMT on 13th Jun