Wednesday, 23 February 2005

Gatorfan1997's Ebay Listings

quote [ This is a great NEW WITH TAG Rampage bra that you can wear under your clothes, or, be daring, and wear it to the club! It has a faux zipper on each breast, mimmicking an "unzipping" effect that reveals lace underneath (not see through). ]

Believe it or not, I get paid to look at ebay listings. Today I found one of this girl's listings. I showed my boss and we proceeded to ogle the rest of her listings for the next ten minutes.

Marked NSFW for blatant nipples.
[by SiryumYum@3:43amGMT] [+9 Good]

Comments

fiester said @ 3:50am GMT on 23rd Feb
Why is she selling all her clothes on eBay?
gunthar said @ 4:52am GMT on 23rd Feb
If you're going to be that hot, who needs clothing?
felix said @ 4:59am GMT on 23rd Feb [Score:1 Insightful]
to help pay off her chest.
that1guy said @ 1:56pm GMT on 23rd Feb
DING! DING! DING!
I think you hit the nipple on the head.
Fake tit alert.
schatten00777 said @ 3:51am GMT on 23rd Feb
Those are some nice...clothes. =D
Happy said @ 3:59am GMT on 23rd Feb
I'd hit it!!
GordonGuano said @ 4:02am GMT on 23rd Feb
All this new stuff..who cares? If she had something with sweat or taint stains, though...
anagramophone said @ 6:07am GMT on 23rd Feb
Oh God, not another panty sniffer. He'll be wanting me to piss in his mouth next.
northeast2 said @ 1:22pm GMT on 23rd Feb
eBay has a rule against the sale of used clothing unless it has been laundered to certain standards. The rule was the response to a young woman who was selling her worn panties, a day at a time. I don't remember whether the buyer could select a special day (his birthday, for example) or the time of the month, but she was forced out of business by the new policy. She got the idea from Japanese vending machines.

With apologies to tentacle:
black said @ 2:11pm GMT on 23rd Feb
dude, you got a booger.
virgindog said @ 4:05am GMT on 23rd Feb
I want your job.
Gyro said @ 4:18am GMT on 23rd Feb
Why are all the poses the same?
perilikid said @ 5:22am GMT on 23rd Feb
Yup, you've got to hand it to her - how does she manage to do the exact same poses every time?
gamoren0 said @ 4:23am GMT on 23rd Feb
+1 1892
DirtyBirdy said @ 4:35am GMT on 23rd Feb
what?
Ithaqua said @ 6:04am GMT on 23rd Feb
1892.
puravida said @ 8:08am GMT on 23rd Feb
+1 1892??? She's got no ass, it looks like her back slopes to her legs continuously. I don't even know how those pants are staying up.
gunthar said @ 4:39am GMT on 23rd Feb
wow this is better than real porn
bobmyknob said @ 4:42am GMT on 23rd Feb [Score:2]
Personally I'm a fan of this gal, who is better looking in my opinion.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZangela4881
phunkeybuddha said @ 5:12am GMT on 23rd Feb
here's her blog:

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=angy4881
bobmyknob said @ 5:54am GMT on 23rd Feb
I was going to post the link to her blog, but I thought it wasn't all that necessary.
northeast2 said @ 5:31am GMT on 23rd Feb
She should have someone take the photos of her, instead of holding the camera herself like that.
lost said @ 3:59pm GMT on 23rd Feb
yeah...as far as headless torsos go....that one is pretty hot.
flat_michael said @ 4:56am GMT on 23rd Feb
nice tit job
elicander said @ 5:10am GMT on 23rd Feb
i'd hit it too!!
bmw said @ 5:10am GMT on 23rd Feb
nice post
girbender said @ 5:10am GMT on 23rd Feb
WTF do you get paid to look at ebay?
SiryumYum said @ 5:35am GMT on 23rd Feb
My boss runs an ebay company, and in addition to listing, I need to scour ebay and the rest of the internets for pictures to rip off accompany our listings.
SiryumYum said @ 5:36am GMT on 23rd Feb
bah! forgout that the strikeout tag doesn't work anymore
anagramophone said @ 6:07am GMT on 23rd Feb
it doesn't?
ckfahrenheit said @ 6:19am GMT on 23rd Feb
OMG what a watch
trimby99 said @ 11:28am GMT on 23rd Feb [Score:1 Funny]


*fap* *fap* *fap*
enigma said @ 10:22am GMT on 23rd Feb
Great find, too bad about the fake tits. They're pretty awful in some of those smaller tops.
fiester said @ 3:41pm GMT on 23rd Feb
If I can touch them...they're real.
KingPellinore said @ 1:33pm GMT on 23rd Feb
Why does she always have her thumb in her pants?

Can I trade places with her thumb?
therook said @ 1:54pm GMT on 23rd Feb
I was thinking the same thing. It's the exact same pose in every picture. Photoshopped fake eBay auction, probably.

Down with all eBay auctions!
Penzoil said @ 4:16pm GMT on 23rd Feb
what do you do to get paid to look at ebay listings?
joeyjoejoe said @ 4:34pm GMT on 23rd Feb
Dudes, hate to break it to you....That's a mannequin!

Identical pose in all photos (put it in adobe and overlap them, they're not just similar, they're IDENTICAL.).

that1guy said @ 4:42pm GMT on 23rd Feb
excellent deduction Inspector joeyjoe!
:maxwell smart voice: It's the old manequin with perfect tits trick.
felix said @ 4:53pm GMT on 23rd Feb
naw. the hand in the pants is different (spacing of the fingers, angle, etc.) in a lot of the photos. and the throat area, too.

she's probably a model or something.
SiryumYum said @ 5:16pm GMT on 23rd Feb
I've never seen a mannequin with a pierced navel, tattoos, or such realistic bone structure, but if you say so...
SiryumYum said @ 5:17pm GMT on 23rd Feb
oh, and if you search her completed listings, you can see her face in a couple where she's wearing a hat

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