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Thursday, 23 September 2004

quote [ The CSPI says Enzyte...contains tiny amounts of 16 ingredients including familiar herbs like ginkgo and ginseng, the minerals copper and zinc, ... a vitamin (niacin), and an amino acid (arginine). It also contains horny goat weed extract and saw palmetto, the latter usually sold as a prostate supplement. ]

"Horny goat weed extract" doesn't provide "natural male enhancement"? It has the word "horny" in its very name. It must work somehow!

Those emails I receive daily could be an example of false advertising? Imagine that. First the penis pumps don't work as promised and now this! What is the proverbial under-endowed, under-motivated male to do?

Someone get this man a Chop-Logik post stat!

[sci&tech] [by fedhax@4:10amGMT] [+2]

Comments

dr_fr3sh said @ 4:29am GMT on 23rd Sep
why TWO penis posts in a row?? =(

vahid said @ 5:05am GMT on 23rd Sep
3 in a row

eskimonoise said @ 5:42am GMT on 23rd Sep
4 in a row

It might happen...

jak888 said @ 4:34am GMT on 23rd Sep
Oh boy, now I'm thinking they can't cure my credit problems either.

Omegaphobic said @ 4:35am GMT on 23rd Sep
Know what? Motivated by a desire for superior performance, I bought a box of these pills. Oh, not a hideously expensive one from an online store, that claimed to enlarge my willy, but just a modestly priced box from my local supermarket that claimed to enhance male libido.

Now, it may - may be a placebo effect. But I doubt it. I've noticed a significant difference in quality and quantity of love-making. Simply put, I don't think the mind alone could make the changes I've experienced. It took a couple of days, but I'm more sensitive, I find my mind wandering to sex more often and my erections last longer and tend to be harder.

What's in these pills? Oh, exactly what's in the ones that are described above. I don't know which one or what combination of the ingredients is effective. It may be as simple as the fact that I'm getting more zinc. But something has improved my performance. Worth it? Sure. Even if it is just psychological.

fiester said @ 4:41am GMT on 23rd Sep
placebo effect. no doubt about it. placebo effect is very powerful.

puravida said @ 7:26am GMT on 23rd Sep
I don't know about you, but getting even MORE horny is the last thing I need.

xenotype said @ 4:40am GMT on 23rd Sep
+1 No shit?

fedhax said @ 4:42am GMT on 23rd Sep
No shit. Imagine the rigorous tests needed to provide such information. Much pr0n and sex had be all involved?

seru said @ 4:57am GMT on 23rd Sep
hey i was wondering anybody know the name of the song they whistle on the enzyte commercials? i've been lookin for it with no luck, im looking to make it a ringtone. i have the twisted nerve whistle and that just sounds creepy as hell.

trimby99 said @ 5:21am GMT on 23rd Sep
*hijack*

Hey - anyone here from New Jersey? When you are turning left at a stop light, are you allowed to enter the intersection to wait for a break in oncoming traffic? Apparently this is allowed in IL but not in CA... I appear in NJ court on Friday and have no idea if I broke the law.

zenviper said @ 10:57am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
eyo, Jersey here....
I always thought that was legal... and do it all the time.
You may want to check here http://www.state.nj.us/mvc/cit_violations/d_violations.html GL

trimby99 said @ 11:50am GMT on 23rd Sep
yeah i've been all through the MVC site. The driver's manual is completely ambiguous about what to do - the cop probably won't even show up (now that I've jinxed it he probably will).

bmw said @ 8:35pm GMT on 23rd Sep
I am from NJ, and I do that all the time...

I don't see how that is breaking the law... if you sat back behind the light, you'd just be stuck there..

trimby99 said @ 11:03pm GMT on 23rd Sep
hey maybe you guys could represent me in court tomorrow? k thx

blackpsypher said @ 6:56am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
One word: Yohimbe.

It's from an african tree. It dialates capilaries, and will definately increase performance (but does little or nothing for size). I recomend getting the pure stuff from an herbalist and capsulizing it yourself as opposed to buying the refined version from your local health food store. Use with extreme caution. As much fun as it sounds like walking around with a fully engorged member all day, it can get a little painful after a while. Try at your own risk, you have been warned

todde said @ 3:23pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Informative]
If you have wood for more than a couple hours, run (in baggy pants, of course) do not walk to the nearest emergency room. The reason your wedding tackle is deployed is that the blood can't get out (priapism - http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html) which can result in stagnation, clotting, necrosis and amputation.

One of the first confirmed Darwin awards (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1988-01.html) was given to a guy who injected cocaine into his dick, waited too long for treatment, and ended up losing both legs, one arm and all but one of his fingers to widespread blood coagulation. And yes, he also removed himself from the Breeder's Club.

eric4x4 said @ 9:47am GMT on 23rd Sep
My wife was actually duped into working for these guys for about 6 months. They started out as Warner, then switched to Wagner, now they're called Berkeley. She was selling the female enhancement product "Avlimil" before Enzyte came out. She quit after having to talk to the third heavy breather.

This company has changed their name so many times, and has multiple law-suits filed against them under each one.... Nutraceuticals my ass...