Thursday, 23 September 2004 Hey baby, wanna see my monster? quote [ Five ways to impress your girlfriend ] and by impress i mean freak out [porn] [by h0rnd0g@3:40amGMT] [+9 WTF]

otherguy said @ 3:47am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 WTF] -1 WTF +1 WTF WTF

jmdbcool said @ 3:51am GMT on 23rd Sep Fun tricks to show your friends or not... a man's hairy penis is never fun to look at. The only case where this is tolerable is if there is a woman's mouth or some vaginuses to keep it company. But I can't bring myself to down-mod it, because... what the fuck. You know? what the fuck.

dr_fr3sh said @ 3:54am GMT on 23rd Sep +1 vaginuses

thechicagonuwave said @ 3:53am GMT on 23rd Sep +1 Informative!

ebrawer said @ 3:55am GMT on 23rd Sep Please no more monster cocks on the front page??? Doesn't anybody agree?!!?

Chop-Logik said @ 3:58am GMT on 23rd Sep There are plenty who wouldn't. and its true; if we can have vaginas all over the page, we should allow penises too. Not that I want more penis on my screen. forget i said anything

Modano said @ 4:09am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:2 Funny] You can't FIT any more penisuses on your screen! <3

jmdbcool said @ 4:24am GMT on 23rd Sep I believe the plural is penii. Penii and vaginuses.

headlessfriar said @ 3:58am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Funny] I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

f00m@nB@r said @ 4:22am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Informative] This is from the show "Puppetry of the Penis".

Chop-Logik said @ 4:25am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Funny] you know, if you were too busy staring at the cocks and weren't reading the text.

wilusa said @ 4:25am GMT on 23rd Sep Can yo believe this!?!?! So funny!

TenchiT said @ 4:26am GMT on 23rd Sep Repost, in a way... [url]http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/17327[/url]

TenchiT said @ 4:26am GMT on 23rd Sep damn the code.....

matt said @ 4:30am GMT on 23rd Sep [smug] i've yet to see anyone else do the windmill [/smug]

Jakesmall said @ 4:38am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Informative] It's actually called the helicockter (by me)

matt said @ 4:47am GMT on 23rd Sep bitch. i bet i can spin mine faster.

utah said @ 8:10am GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:5 Funny] Of course... it has a shorter radius! ;-)

Trench said @ 12:08pm GMT on 23rd Sep A miniature-golf course with a Christ theme would really be cool.

Trench said @ 12:14pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:2 Funny] Miniature in no way was a reference to the previous comment... I just couldn't stop thinking about windmills. You know, like how fucking cool would it be to replace the windmill with a spinning crucifix. Try to putt the ball through the cruci-mill but His damned head keeps knocking the ball back at you whilst He screams in a mechanical shrill: "FORSOOKEN! WHY, FATHER, WHY?!" Really, it would be cool.

jinnentonik said @ 5:43am GMT on 23rd Sep +1 OH NO . . . Look at what you've started, what with the next two posts.

Ifrit said @ 5:43am GMT on 23rd Sep What's with the penis spamming? (I know this is the first of 3 penis posts, but it's the last one I read)

Saint_Marck said @ 8:09am GMT on 23rd Sep What do you expect from a thinking cock? Stupid cock tricks!

max_damage78 said @ 12:00pm GMT on 23rd Sep I HAVE A PENIS!!!

orbitup said @ 12:22pm GMT on 23rd Sep I tend to impress my girlfriend with my penis in a completely different way. It involves being erect and inside of her in some way.

Fenny said @ 12:30pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Informative] so you get an erection and stick your finger in her nose?

Omegaphobic said @ 12:40pm GMT on 23rd Sep No, obviously he shaves thin slices of delicious, tender flesh from his inner thighs and feeds it to her on a roll with a selection of garden salads.

Fenny said @ 1:07pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Funny] yum , carpaccio !!!

hpeg said @ 5:44pm GMT on 23rd Sep Wristband? Yeah, right... I can make a ring on a good day...

Omegaphobic said @ 6:48pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Funny] wrong side of the body

Fenny said @ 7:51pm GMT on 23rd Sep I make a belt.

hippoh said @ 10:54pm GMT on 23rd Sep I can make a wallet... but if you rub it, it becomes a suitcase!

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