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Monday, 17 May 2004

quote [ What it is: "The arm with fist is a replica of a real man's arm and is 15 inches long, 9 inches around and 3 inches wide."
What it does: You know the phrase "tear you a new one"? This will do the trick. ]

From the weirdest vibrators to rather unusual bondage gear.

[porn] [by von_brandis@6:19amGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

nik said @ 8:17am GMT on 17th May
Entertained me briefly. Thanks.

trimby99 said @ 9:22am GMT on 17th May
They don't seem that crazy. Except for a couple things such as "Glow in the Dark Speculum", most everything could be found here.

von_brandis said @ 9:37am GMT on 17th May [Score:1 Insightful]
i'm sure there much stranger and obscure sex toys than the one featured (although theres a couple of beauts in this mix), but what sets it apart for me is the hosts comments on the toys.

trimby99 said @ 12:07am GMT on 18th May
oh shit.. reading. That just might work!

sunray said @ 7:49pm GMT on 17th May [Score:-1 Troll]
I would love to have brought one of these home, to my wife who has cum to love her vibrator and our electro-stimulation devices. I hook up the tenns devise to my cock, balls or nipples, and she often has multiply orgasmes. We also shock each other with nine volt batteries.
http://electrosexrus.com/electro_stimulation_products.htm

sunray said @ 10:50pm GMT on 17th May [Score:-1 Troll]
Electric Play

Electrical play, electro-torture means using electricity in BDSM games and seems a scary notion to many people but it can easily be made safe provided two simple rules are followed: only use devices powered by low-powered batteries, and certainly no plug-in-powered appliances; and avoid placing any contacts above the waist (including on hands or arms), because even small currents in the heart or brain can disrupt those organs' own delicate electrical activity with serious consequences. Popular devices include Relaxicisors, electro-stimulators and TENS units, designed for muscle and back-pain therapy, and the violet wands, which use radio frequency discharge and can be used above the waist provided the face is avoided.

The TENS unit are battery-powered, with control of pulse intensity and pulse frequency, and two leads that can be attached to stimulation pads which adhere to the skin for contact. These can produce sensations ranging from a mild tingle to a thrilling trembling buzz to a serious jolt. Remember, below the waist only! We strongly suggest and recommend using only units which sole power source is a 9V (or weaker) battery!

A "violet wand" resembles a hand-held power tool with little glass bulbs sticking out of one end! When turned on, the bulb glows to a violet color light inside the bulb and crackles; touching it will cause static sparks to jump to your skin, with "zap!" and a sharp shock. These do not send current through the body, and are safe for use anywhere except the eyes or major nerve clusters (i.e. the top of the spine)--though prolonged use will burn the skin.

TENS unit

Transcutaneous Electrical Neural Stimulation unit, one of a number of machines designed for applying electrical pulses to the body at safe levels. Similar machines include EMS (Electrical Muscle Stimulator) units and Relaxicisors. Intended for relief of back pain and muscle stimulation, these devices come in various varieties offering different numbers of independent output channels and features that vary the intensity and pulse characteristics of the output. Go for modern battery-powered models! They come supplied with contact pads and leads and eventually you can add some of the electro butt-plugs, vaginal plugs, etc. that are designed to conduct the pulsing from the unit through the plug, apparatus or whatever ingenious accessory the medical fetish perv can dream up!

Making good contact between the skin and the electrodes is vital -- more on how to do that later. If you don't do this, you won't get good results with TENS units, while you might get electrical burns from some of the bigger toys like hand crank magnetos. You also need to know that the smaller the contact point, the more intense the sensation -- clips and clamps feel quite different than a contact pad! So always start at low power and work up slowly.

Another very important safety point is not to tie someone tightly when using electricity. You will be stimulating their muscles either directly, or make them jump with the sensations. They could injure themselves easily if they can't move. People react differently, so a setting that might make your leg twitch might cause a major leg movement in another -- consider this when tying someone.

TENS Beginner's Instructions:

Trying the unit out on yourself is really the only way to learn. One thing to remember with anything that has settings or dials is that different people have different pain thresholds. Even the same person may experience and interpret sensations differently at different times -- just because one setting is pleasurable to one person doesn't mean another one else will find it so.

A good place to start exploring is the legs. Try putting one terminal on the inside of your thigh about three inches from the crotch, the other one on the inside of your ankle. Good lubrication of the skin/contact pads is essential -- water is fine for the genuine re-usable gel type pads that come with some of the units. For dry re-usable terminals or anything home-made, water-based lube (KY, 1-2-1 etc.) is OK, but adding a small amount of salt to the lube improves conductivity. Use about 1/3 of a teaspoon of salt to two tablespoons of lube. You can also buy the lube used by hospitals with their electric toys, but this is expensive and essentially the same as KY with some salt added. Make sure to clean re-usable pads or toys well after use to avoid corrosion by salt!!

Experiment with the various settings of your unit, always with the unit turned off at the beginning. A good start is to set intensity to about one third of maximum and then to dial in various pulse rates and widths of signal to experience the different sensations. Next choose approximately 40% pulse rate and signal width and increase intensity. You should feel either calf or thigh muscles respond by contracting (twitching) in rhythm with the pulse setting. You may need to adjust the position of the pads slightly or check for good contact if your muscles do not respond.

When you reach an intensity level at which your muscles contract comfortably, increase the pulse rate until you reach a point at which the pulse rate is too fast for your muscles to react -- they will cramp instead. Depending on your point of view this can be either unbearably painful or an incredible turn-on. Next try putting a pad on each ankle -- really nice. Then try putting one or both pads on the sole of your foot. Lastly, if you have two sets of outlets, put one set of pads on each leg.

From here on it's smooth sailing! If you can't remember basic human anatomy from school biology, take a look at a fitness or anatomy book at the library and see where all the leg, ass and stomach muscles are located. The principle is really simple -- place the contacts a little beyond where muscles connect to joints and tendons.

Compiled and edited by Medical Toys with thanks to The Deviants Dictionary and the BDSM f.a.q. list for this info! More will be added as the library expands, of course!

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