Sensible Erection | Answering the question: "Are the swords on the Home Shopping Network real?"

Friday, 30 January 2004

Answering the question: "Are the swords on the Home Shopping Network real?"

quote [ Ouch. ]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks

File moved to my own webspace.
Big thanks to De_Wrong for hosting the real file for about 20 minutes. <3

[by Brass@6:40pmGMT] [+10 Funny]

Comments

aciel2 said @ 6:51pm GMT on 30th Jan [Score:2]
Real swords don't break in half when you whack them against a pressed plywood verneered counter that's very hollow.

Mr. Langosta said @ 6:53pm GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
Awesome. I guess you can't cut away to a commercial when you are one.

lycidas said @ 6:55pm GMT on 30th Jan
hahaha what happened to him?

draek72 said @ 7:01pm GMT on 30th Jan
Damn, beaten to this one...oh well. As a collector and user of quality cutlery, I found this hysterical.

NeoTwinkie said @ 7:18pm GMT on 30th Jan
Umm... that's not the same clip anymore... looks like De_Wr0ng has had a funny at your (and our... ick) expense.

dangerm00se said @ 7:22pm GMT on 30th Jan
De_Wr0ng, you are a king among men.

callerID said @ 7:22pm GMT on 30th Jan
i think im going to be sick

BigJuiceMan said @ 7:23pm GMT on 30th Jan
Ah, the classic bait and switch move. De_Wr0ng's kung-fu is strong

dugfin said @ 7:27pm GMT on 30th Jan
I know it was De_Wr0ng, but it is marked as work safe.

f00m said @ 7:28pm GMT on 30th Jan
Brass: www.gotused.com

Mr. Langosta said @ 7:31pm GMT on 30th Jan
WTF! I'm at work you asshole.

De_Wr0ng said @ 8:12pm GMT on 30th Jan
You know, I sure hope you looked at the original link (Brass.mpeg), and then you ran back to all of your buddies at work and said, "Hey dudes, come look at this shit"

And then they all saw horse.mpeg

My work be done here. (P.S. Sorry :P)

f00m said @ 9:15pm GMT on 30th Jan
ANALYSIS: STONLEN'D

<3

Mr. Langosta said @ 11:07pm GMT on 30th Jan
No dice. :#

SilverDraghyeon said @ 7:35pm GMT on 30th Jan
well

uh.

huh.

congratualtions.

rabiddawg said @ 7:37pm GMT on 30th Jan
not funny some of us are at work ya moron!
lose my job im going for your head!

eskimonoise said @ 7:50pm GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
I'm working right now and as I'm self employed I just had to fire myself
Thanks a lot guys!!

eskimonoise said @ 8:02pm GMT on 30th Jan
Kinda reminds me of the Farm Sluts short

Modano said @ 9:39pm GMT on 31st Jan

popgun said @ 7:42pm GMT on 30th Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
If you had pulled this with an adult post, I would have laughed. This was not an adult post. This shows on the censored list. This material may also be illegal in some areas. Show some respect for those that may be on public systems.

yogiwuvsbobo said @ 2:13am GMT on 31st Jan

huh? how is this nsfw?

yogiwuvsbobo said @ 2:15am GMT on 31st Jan
or was the clip changed?

felix said @ 4:42pm GMT on 31st Jan
De was originally hosting the qvc clip on his site for Brass. apparently, after a bit he switched the clip to another one involving a horse, i guess (i personally didn't see it, so not really sure what it was). then Brass edited the post to link to the original file, this time on his own site.

Monkeypup said @ 7:46pm GMT on 30th Jan
well...shocked to say the least. But the quote [ouch] posted above seems to fit this one too.

Brass said @ 7:55pm GMT on 30th Jan
O_o

That'll teach me to accept favors from people.

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:58pm GMT on 30th Jan
<3, <3, <3.

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:59pm GMT on 30th Jan
Chop made me do it. Yeah, thats the ticket.

ghostsofangels said @ 3:11pm GMT on 31st Jan
Damn, I missed the horse movie -- is it still available anywhere?

ghostsofangels said @ 6:53pm GMT on 31st Jan
oh duh, found it.

De_Wr0ng said @ 8:07pm GMT on 30th Jan
And, just fer the record. you may find Brass's original link here. You will, however, have to guess the name of the file.

Safe clicking all (P.S., a lot of the shit there, ain't SFW)

Brass said @ 8:41pm GMT on 30th Jan
It's okay, De. I laughed, once I figured out WTF was going on.

Needless to say, I'm hosting the clip on my own webspace now.

dangerm00se said @ 9:03pm GMT on 30th Jan
I want one!

graham said @ 10:21pm GMT on 30th Jan
lol...de, this is about as low as the time you registered my nick on irc...

De_Wr0ng said @ 10:28pm GMT on 30th Jan
<3

SirSunkist said @ 2:56am GMT on 31st Jan
More home shopping fun.
Check out the ladder incident at QVC (bottom of following page)
QVC Ladder Blooper

tx_kiev said @ 9:04am GMT on 1st Feb
I want to get one for my brother!